#Siamese Cats Bite

[synchlora]

something to be said abt a foster pleading for anyone to adopt their extremely sweet and playful disabled tabby cat for over a year with absolute Crickets in response vs us making one post at 8pm with a frankly very poorly taken photo of a cute no-personality fluffy white kitten we have (who's not even been here 3 days!) and we have 45 comments within the hour and three of our adoption people with their phones blowing up

[empress-hancock]

TWO OF MY CATS WERE PLAYING AND THEY GOT THEIR PAWS STUCK TOGETHER

[mollymagician]

Every time I decide okay, tonight’s the night I’m going to WRITE I’m going to do it WATCH ME here I go…these bastards show up like YES BUT WHICH ONE OF US TELLS THE TRUTH AND WHICH ONE ALWAYS LIES??????

[daytaker]

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[mariclerc]

Soft fur | cl16

Summary: When your date with Charles takes an unexpected turn. Or when you have a new fluffy member in the family.

Warning: None, a lot of fluff from Charles and reader.

You and Charles have been dating for a long time, and occasionally you go on casual dates since you are both busy and hardly have time for a date as such, and today is one of those. You are both sitting in front of each other, the sun was coming through the window of the place, plates with half-eaten and delicious pastries occupy the space between you. You take a bite of a macaron, your eyes sparkle with delight.

“You're enjoying that, mon amour?” Charles asks while keeping a little smile on his face.

You nod with your mouth full. “Mmm! It's so light and airy, just like... Well, you.”

He chuckles. “Me? It's that because I'm sweet and fluffy? Flattery will take you so far, love.” He winks and reaches for your hand, intertwining your fingers. You blush lightly, a shy smile playing on your lips.

Moments later, you walk hand in hand down a cobblestone street. The afternoon sun warms up your skin, and the gentle murmur of conversation hangs in the air while you talk about everything and nothing at the same time.

“...and then the girl screamed very loudly in the office, and I was scared, she screamed because there was a bug in her coffee cup, she started shaking the cup, spilling coffee all over the floor. I swear it was something out of a movie.”

“Oh god, I can imagine it, baby.” he said while laughing.

Suddenly you feel something soft against your ankle, you stop and look down at the floor to see fluffy siamese kitten nuzzling you leg. Its emerald eyes looked at you with great curiosity and innocence.

“Oh god Charles, look! It's a kitty! It's so small, oh my!” You say while gasping.

He kneels while extending a hand. “Hello there, little one. Where did you come from?”

The kitten rubs against his palm, purring contentedly. You watch, your heart melting at the beautiful sight.

“It's so cute. Can we pet it?”

He smiles. “Of course, mon ange.”

He gently picks up the kitten, cradling it in his arms. You reach out with a shy smile, tentatively stroking its soft fur. Memories of your childhood flood back: begging your parents for a pet, daydreaming about cuddling with a furry friend, or simply being your companion while you study.

“You know? I always wanted a kitten when I was younger. But my parents never let me had one.” You said with your voice a little brittle.

He notice your wistful expression. “Is that something you still want princess?”

“I don't know... It seems a bit silly now, being an adult and all.” You say a little hesitantly.

Looks at you intently. “Silly? I don't think it's silly love. If it makes you happy, it's not necessarily silly.”

He holds the kitten out to you. You hesitate for a moment, then cautiously take it in your arms. The warmth of its tiny body fills you with a sense of comfort and joy.

“Thank you Charles.” You say in a whisper.

He smiles warmly, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Consider it an early Valentine's day present.”

You let out a little giggle and continue walking together, now with your new furry friend, which is quite comfortable in your arms, the sun light becomes brighter and more resplendent. After walking for a while, you and Charles stand in a bustling pet store, the kitten nestled comfortably in your arms. Shelves overflow with cat toys, treats, and colorful accessories.

“There are many options! What can we choose?” Your eyes are wide with wonder.

He chuckles. “Well, let's ask the experts, don't we?” He approaches a friendly-looking employee wearing a name tag that reads "Sarah." “Hi there! We found a little lost soul and are looking for the perfect essentials to welcome it home.”

“Oh, how adorable! What a lucky kitty. Let's see what we can do.”

Sarah guides you through the maze of cat supplies, explaining the differences between food brands, litter types, and scratching posts. You bombard her with questions, your excitement growing with each answer.

***

Later, you stand in your cozy apartment, transforming a small corner of the living room into a cat sanctuary. Charles helps you assemble a cat condo, set up a litter box, and fill bowls with food and water. The kitten, now sporting a cute red collar and named "Sparks" by you, explores its new territory with playful curiosity.

“All ready! What do you think Sparks? Happy with your new digs?” You say while wiping some sweat from your forehead caused by the work of arranging things.

Sparks rubs against your leg, purring loudly. You kneel down and scoop it up, burying your face in its soft fur. A contented sigh escapes your lips.

“You look radiant, mon bébé! Even happier than with the pastries.” He said while wrapping his arms around you.

“Maybe it's the pastries, maybe it's the kitten, but mainly it's you. Thank you for making this dream come true, Charles!” You say with a little smile on your face as you lean into him.

He kisses your forehead, his eyes filled with love. Sparks, sensing the affection, snuggles closer to you, completing the picture of perfect domestic bliss.

“Now we have a little family!” He says while having a smile on his face.

“Maybe later, a little human addition to the family?” You say in a whisper.

Charles's eyes widen in surprise, followed by a slow, teasing grin. “Mon ange, are you proposing?”

“Maybe...” You say while blushing. “But I think for now we are fine the way we are.”

You don't rule out the idea of ​​having a family in the future, whether near or distant, with Charles, but at the moment you guys are pretty good with Sparks and their fun and curious things that they do every day and that make them smile at the least expected moment, no matter how stressed or tired you both are, Sparks is always there to make you smile.

[whyhellosims]

Whether you like sleek and stylish, or quirky and cute, these kitty cats have you covered! Meet Persephone's Cats, a coffee table, end table, and sculpture ready to add some sassy cattitude to your sims' homes! These are for you, @mosneakers!

Details and download links below the cut!

All three objects come in 21 swatches, plain AO bake for recolors, patterned cats (Siamese, tuxedo, calico, tiger, abstract) and some base game furniture match colors as well. The sculpture is under decoration sculpture, the two tables are under their respective type of end table and coffee table. You can find any of them by typing WHS in the search bar. The links are to the folders for all three items, so you can get all or whichever one you fancy.

Here we goes! ➡ SFS Link  and Google Drive

TOU: No pay sites ever. This item is free always, no conditions, no a*fly links. These are original meshes by me (except for the glass, I just nabbed those off EA items), so if you do recolor, please toss some credit my way and tag me so I can boost you, okay?

If you like my work, please consider a reblog to spread the word? Got requests? Need specific recolors? Find a problem? Please feel free to send me an ask or a DM! I promise I don’t bite and I’m still learning, so I’m happy to help!

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Moar WHS CC

[procyonloser]

Lute stood with crossed arms and a tapping foot in front of the door she'd just banged on repeatedly. Eventually, it opened to reveal a tall blonde woman with flawless eyebrows cocked up in a questioning stare.

"May I help you?"

Lute pointed down at a pet carrier beside her feet. "Your awful cat got my perfect angel pregnant!"

Lilith, her nextdoor neighbor paused. "I thought Adam was a male? A very rotund male."

"I...I thought so too, I thought he was a fixed male that was just fluffy." Lute glanced down at the carrier, face softening slightly. He'd been an absolute monster at the vets, she loved him so much.

"I see. Well, this is unfortunate. I assumed they were just playing and Adam was too fat to fight back well." Lilith hummed to herself, before opening the door wider. "Come in, Lucifer is on the veranda."

Lucifer was a munchkin apricot point Siamese who was the singular pet within Lilith's home. Adam was a giant cat Lute had gotten from the pound, but he was most certainly some kind of Norwegian cat. He was huge, fluffy brown tabby, with golden eyes. He was a great hunter, and quickly discovered Lucifer next door. Lute had thought they were friends, she always supervised Adam when he was out, following him like a shadow for safety - but apparently she hadn't been paying close enough attention when he was with Lucifer.

Lucifer made a noise upon seeing Lute, knowing she meant Adam. He trotted over on little legs, going up to sniff at the carrier cautiously, before his tail went up. Adam was in there, he seemed to say as he meowed up at Lilith. Lute leaned down and opened the carrier, and a brown blur burst out, crashing into Lucifer. Any worry vanished in an instant, as the extremely round Adam sat atop Lucifer, licking his head and ears happily, already getting into his motherly instincts. Lucifer purred away like a motorcycle, closing his eyes and leaning up into the kisses.

"Horrid creature. Filthy monster. You should have him put down." Lute hissed, looking down at Lucifer like he was, well, the devil. Lilith just poured her a glass of wine.

"To the happy couple, may they have many healthy kittens." Lute huffed but took the glass from her, only to hear a strange noise. She looked down to find Lucifer now on top of Adam, biting his nape.

"I AM GOING TO CUT OFF HIS BALLS MYSELF, LILITH."

[yanderestarangel]

Would you write the lin kuei trio turning into neko? And the reader would be responsible for taking care of the three of them until they returned to their natural form

HEADCANONS MK1 | NEKO!TRIO LIN KUEI

A/N: Random fun fact - my boyfriend's kitten is called "Tomas" because my boyfriend knows I like Smoke from MK, so he let me put it.

TW: sfw, cute, fluff, the Lin Kuei trio can turn into kittens too!

✧ headcanons from neko bi han ✧

Oh no... The Lin Kuei trio have become cute nekos!

You really didn't know how to deal with the three ninjas now as nekos, mainly because Bi Han was going to tease poor Tomas even more, his little ears were gray, Bi Han's were black, just like Kuai Liang's and each one would take on a different personality. combinatorial with his current neko form.

Bi Han is like an elegant and skittish black cat, he can transform into a smaller kitten too, but he is still extremely grumpy and likes to knock things over on purpose when he takes on a black kitten form ── he is the type who sees a mug at the end of the table and deliberately knocks it over just to see your reaction, soon transforming back into a humanoid neko and saying that he "didn't realize what he did."

He's really the one who gives the most work out of the entire trio, especially when he realizes that you're paying more attention to his brothers than to him. He will also coo on your lap and scratch and bite you if you don't pet his tail ── regardless of whether he is like neko or totally kitten, he needs your affection and to be spoiled by you.

Tomas is a more fearful and quiet neko, like a Siamese cat ── with white fur and small gray spots. He was scared by the transformation but quickly got used to it, mainly because he kept biting his own fluffy tail. (He will whine and complain when you forbid him from biting him, his big blue eyes will bore into you while he would just go somewhere alone. )

The ninja will also try to play with his older brother when they are both in shape. kitten, but Bi Han will hit him and kick him out of his side (like in those videos of kittens fighting and pawing each other) he will come back meowing and crying at you, saying that his brother was mean to him.

(Bi Han will just turn his face away and go back to pretending nothing happened while he waited for you to pet his head.)

Regardless of whether he is as neko or not, the slavic ninja is extremely sensitive, enjoying playing and having your attention ── He's really not as worried about changing shape and becoming fully human again like his brothers, he has you taking care of him and a warm bed, hot milk and love.

He will stay on top of you while you sleep (please don't complain to him, he knows he is heavy but he will just want you to massage his gray ears while he purrs happily and yawns showing his fangs. He will also turn into a kitten sometimes to go for a walk around and also for you to carry him in your arms.)

Kuai Liang is the calmest of all, he doesn't ask for affection and doesn't want to be taken care of ── but he also won't complain if you pet him. When he turns into a kitten, he will be the orange kitten type, running around and being equally silly.

He is also responsible for taking care of Tomas, sometimes you will see the two of them walking together like kittens, playing with some balls of wool that you left loose, while Bi Han will fight with Liang for being so inelegant (later you will seeing the grandmaster also playing with balls of wool with his brothers is a rare scene where the three are together).

Kuai will also spend most of the time sleeping, you can feel his arms and claws on you during the night while he sleeps again ── if he accidentally hurts you he will apologize and lower his little ears while hiding his face in the sheets.

You'll also have to share a bed with the three of them, so be prepared to stay up all night listening to the three cat men's loud roars.

You will be responsible for taking them out for a walk and stopping Tomas from running away at the first opportunity he sees something that catches his attention. So every time you ask them to transform back into kittens to make it easier for you to take them from one place to another.

You'll see them watching cartoons while you take care of the Lin Kuei appointments in Bi Han's place (he'll just purr and say he can't write down the papers because he's too tired, and he'll still be on your lap while you write everything down, listening to him tell you to do it faster and pay attention to him and his brothers.)

Overall you'll have to be very patient, but it's worth it after seeing the three of them sleeping peacefully with their ears flopping happily.

𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 ©𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍. 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚, 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆.

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[anhonest-puck]

hellooooo!!! this is intro post v.3 :)

general info!!

name: neil, but ralph/ralphie works too :)

pronouns: she/he

age: MINOR!!! just be aware of that when talking to me please :’) (any1 can talk to me just don’t be odd)

birthday: may 14th

myers briggs type: ENFJ-T (the protagonist)

poetry blog: @nightskies-and-sweetnothings

fun facts!

i have a cat named ester jo

i’m part of the student council for my school (overachiever….)

i make jewelry/accessories (keychains, etc..)

i adore poetry and literature!!!

i’m a cheerleader

ocd and adhd!

tags!

#rambling on and on: literally just rambling. about what? who knows :’)

#neil’s tweaking hours ™️: tweaking and freaking out or something i thought it was funny

#my stuff: my art or other things!

#reblogging 🖌️: i’m honestly lacking on this tag recently but it’s just stuff i’ve reblogged :)

interests!!

dead poets society, lord of the flies, maxxxine, gravity falls, horror (i’m such a wuss but i love it sm :’) ), fantastic mr fox, halloweentown

music stuffs!!

the velvet underground (after hours, i found a reason)

the cure (friday, i’m in love, a night like this)

the smiths (how soon is now?, half a person)

joost klein (offline, PTSD)

lana del rey (doin’ time, fuck it i love you)

hozier (nobody’s soldier, angel of small death & the codeine scene)

mitski (carry me out, working for the knife)

tyler, the creator (answer, peach fuzz)

david bowie (lady grinning soul, heroes)

matt maltese (intolewd, curl up & die)

chris thile (falsetto, you’re an angel, and i’m going to cry)

nickel creek (where the long line leads, helena)

kin list!!

neil perry (dead poets society)

ralph (lord of the flies)

maxine minx (X, maxxxine)

lovely people!!

@noctilucaa @wilsons-three-legged-siamese @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @lv3buzzz @yourfavvgal

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(if you’d like to be added/taken away from this list feel free to DM me!!)

if i ever talk about one of the dps boys and DO NOT tag the character in the tags, then i’m most likely talking about one of my irl friends!! i might tag if it fits but ill always say that too so just thought id specify 😸

please do ask if you’d like to be mutuals!!! i’m always open to new friends :) i don’t bite i swear.. maybe.. /j

[cosmotelluriananomaly]

this thing won't stop biting me

[Image description

A Siamese cat biting a person's knee. There is blur from the cat moving to bite them.

End ID]

[riaisnotok]

Tokio Hotel as cats

Warning: very cute

Bill

He's a black sphynx 100% or just a black cat

Always wants to play with you

Meows randomly

Loves to meow sing 😭

Loves licking your face aww

Always plays with his little mouse toy

Wants you to play with him everytime

Lazy, sleeps so much

At night he comes in your bed and sleeps next to you all night, he doesn't like sleeping alone, it scares him.

Loves bubble baths 💗 he finds them pretty cool

Tom

He's a cute little siamese 😭

Super annoying

Always in heat 💀

Loves the toys you buy for him :3

Loves biting on your nose whenever you want to give him a little kiss kiss :(

I said that he's a super annoying cat, but only when it's time for bath, he'll try his best to get out of the bathtub, and he gets you all wet 😭

Always hungry, like he eats 8 times a day, this is super unhealthy cat Tom >:(

Georg

He's a Toyger cat

Always ruins your curtains, bad georg >:(

Like Tom he also loves the toys you buy for him and never gets bored of them

Like Tom again sometimes he doesn't like bathing too, but not everytime.

When you don't give him attention he'll try to push a glass off the table/counter.

Runs around the room 24/7 😭

Gustav

He's a Persian cat 😭💗

Sits on your face with his butt >:(

LOVES WHEN YOU CUDDLE WITH HIM AND HIS A FLUFFY LITTLE CAT AND SO WARM

He tangles around your feet before you feed him

He actually loves bathing, and doesn't get you wet

If you let him outside alone, we'll run away from home and come back with a dead mouse in his mouth, he gets you gifts 😭

[mercur1e]

Just a silly thought i had- what if the god of war characters were adorable cats???

Okay so Kratos would be named Kittos, and he’d be a white maine coon with a scar on his eye! (deep down he’s a black cat to me though) OH AND HE’D HAVE A CRUNCHY MEOW!! You’d have to slowly earn his trust for him to feel comfortable with you petting him or getting near his baby. Otherwise he will hiss and bite. He comes and goes as he pleases.

Atreus would be Mewtreus, and he’d be a little orange tabby kitty!! He’ll always be following behind his papa💗 He has a high pitched meow that slightly deepens as he becomes a teenager.

Faye would be a pretty orange Norwegian forest cat, who Mewtreus got his looks from. Her name would be the same because I think it’s just so pretty. A soft, light meow and she’s very watchful yet playful! For an outdoor cat she’s not very dirty at all!

Freya would be a Balinese cat and Freyr would be a Balinese or Siamese cat! Their names would be Mewa and Mewer :) Mewer really loves his uh…cat grass. He cuddles nicely and has a stuffed toy boat named Skiðblaðnir that he loves very much💖

Mimir would be an Oriental shorthair because he loves to talk, and oriental shorthairs are too! Of course i’m going to name him Mewmir😂 He’d be a sweet little kitty who needs a kitty wheelchair but trust he’s always on bumpers when it’s time to fight! He loves pets and will meow until you give him what he wants.

Sindri would be a Sphynx cat but has patches of hair, and Brok would too but he’d be bald(totally NOT because Brok is a skirted egg) They have skippty pap sessions sometimes but they’ll put aside their differences quickly. Sindri loves his personal space, but Brok also loves Sindri’s personal space.

Thor would be an orange persian cat who is fiercely protective of his last daughter, Mewed. (I’m not very creative with the names I know) He will hiss and swat at anyone that gets too close to his baby except for Sif. Has a deep meow and beautiful coat.

Baldur is an Abyssinian and only lets those close to to him pet him, and does not like his mother. He is an outdoor cat that will only come back every blue moon. Kittdur loves to hunt, and would bring back dead prey to as presents.

Sif would be named Sniff and is a Siberian Forest cat! She won’t meow much, but when she does it’s very adorable.

Odin would also be an either an Oriental shorthair because he also talks A LOT !! If not an oriental cat, he’d be a Cornish Rex. Meowdin would be one of those cats that steps on your face in the middle of your night.

Angrboda would be an adorable Calico Kitty!!!! Meowgrboda is her name🫶🏽 She and Mewtreus will cuddle on occasion. She’s the kind of kitty who will stay in your arms all night and snuggle you! She loved to be picked up and enjoys challenging toys. She’s an adorable indoor cat who loves her toys!

Heimdall would be named Hissdall and is a Turkish Van who hisses at everyone except his owner. Will swat at other cats and enjoys his solitude. He tried to bite Mewtreus one time and Kittos didn’t take kindly to that.

Týr would be a brown oriental shorthair, is surprisingly very quiet for his breed but sweet as can be! Will circle around your legs for pets! Has the trademark honk meow and it’s a true treat to hear it.

Do you guys know that one cat meme and it’s just like cuddled nicely vs. bit my ass? Yeah that’s Mewer and Hissdall.

This was fun to write!! I’d would like to write about the Valkyries as cats next, would anyone be interested in seeing that? Please let me know if you are! :)

[todaysbat]

best bat character tournament list

I ended up with 14 names for this.

Batty Koda (Fern Gully)

Bartok (Anastasia)

Vampire Bat (Wild Kratts)

Fidget the Bat (Great Mouse Detective)

Stellaluna (Stellaluna)

Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Noibat and Noivern (Pokemon)

Woobat and Swoobat (Pokemon)

Zubat et al (Pokemon)

Ares (Underland Chronicles)

Bite-size the Little Brown Bat (Wild Kratts)

Fufu the Bat (Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat)

The Bat Queen (The Owl House)

Adorabat (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)

[millerflintstone]

Earlier this morning, I heard a lady yelling and a dog barking. About 30 minutes after that I heard freaking gunshots. I haven't heard gunshots since my childhood home in Miami, FL.

I froze in place for a bit waiting to hear if there was more to come and then checked the facebook group for the neighborhood

The person who posted this about a rabid racoon biting her kid and dog lives a few houses down from me and runs the facebook group. She has two cats that she lets roam and luckily they come back to her. One is older Siamese kitty and the other is a younger fluffy black and white cat. The dog is a Labradoodle I've seen escape a couple of times and I think is pretty young. I hope they all have their rabies vaccines up to date.

Apparently one of the neighbors came by and shot the raccoon, which is what I heard. The police and animal control showed up and someone else posted that the mom, son, and dog went to get medical help. I think her son is either still in high school or just out of high school, assuming she just has one son.

Anyway, I'm stressed. I hadn't realized how that sound would take me back.

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Cats and Dogs #5

(Kiba Inuzuka)

[Artwork is not mine! Credit to tdmmt_r]

Requested by: Myself

Word Count: 3,684

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

I lean heavily into the racial divide between the Inuzuka Clan and the Izuno Clan this chapter so just a heads up on that

Name Calling: Kitty, Puppy, Dog, Mutt, Cat

Choking

Kiba gets slapped

Collar

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     Kiba is huffy and flustered as he stumbles back into the room, eyes set on me. "Come here, Pretty Kitty," he mutters, quickly moving towards me. His hands settle under my arms, lifting me. "It'll be easier to care for you in my bathroom," he mumbles, settling my sore legs around his waist, and resting my arms on his shoulders.

     The dog nuzzles up to me, rubbing his nose against my cheek as his hands rub up and down my back. "Pretty kitty. My pretty kitty. Mine, mine, mine," he mutters against me, helping the leftover buzz from our very lustful moments melt away.

     "I'm not yours," I grumble, loosening my legs a bit.

     "Of course, you are," he mutters, his hands sliding down to cup my thighs. "You're littered in me," Kiba says, shoving his nose into my neck to further his point. "Don't worry, I'll fix you up all nice," he tells me, gently setting me on the countertop.

     Kisses are stamped across my neck, making the marks sting a bit before he pulls away from me. My eyes jump around after him, watching as he pulls out a cloth, a first aid kit, and then a bottle of liquid from under his sink. "You're so beautiful," he sighs, toying with my hair. He slides it backward, cupping the strands behind my ears, and carefully unsticking pieces from my neck before he pulls away. "A sexy Siamese."

    I roll my eyes at him, a smile teasing the corner of my mouth. "Dumb dog," I mutter, watching him turn on the sink.

     "Your dumb dog," he chuckles, a huge smile on his face as he soaks the cloth. I swear, if he had a tail it would be wagging right now. Kiba snaps the sink off, ringing the rag before he turns back towards me. "I've been thinking about what my mom said."

     "Oh, great. The dumb mutt was thinking about his mom while he was balls deep," I grumble, trying to keep the smirk off my face.

     "Not like that," he groans, his left hand resting against my neck lightly, thumb under my chin to tip it up. "I just meant I've been thinking about taking you... out to hang out for a while," he tells me, patting my neck with the cloth.

     "How long is a while? Two minutes?"

     "Since you strolled into the restaurant. It ticked me off to see Lee toying with your ears," Kiba mutters, his hand jumping up for a moment to tug on one of my ears. "You're too pretty for Lee."

     "Lee is fine."

     "No, he's not," Kiba grumbles, the soft smile on his face falling. He lets me go, leaving me long enough to soak the rag and ring it again. The dog settles down on his knees, snug between my thighs to pawing the rest of my wounds with the cloth. "Do you like Lee?"

     "Is Lee cleaning up the bite wounds he left me?" Kiba stays silent, continuing to clean my wounds. Kisses are littered every few wipes, my little puppy slowly getting his groove back. "We've hung out most of the week though."

     "I meant hanging out with you. Alone. Somewhere. Without... doing things like we just did," he yaps, springing up to his feet. His hands cling to the top of my legs, tipping me off to just how big they are. Kiba is a mangy mutt. "Maybe we could go for a walk in the woods," he recommends, smashing his lips against my shoulders before leaving his spot between my legs.

     "That sounds exhausting," I groan, letting out a sigh as I watch him deck down again, pulling out a different rag, and repeating the steps from before. Once again, he settles between my thighs, a bit of space between us this time.

     "Or we could go to the puppy barn again after everyone leaves. Go play and cuddle with them," he tries again, using the rag to clean himself out of me, more kisses being littered across the exposed parts of my chest.

     "Or we could go play at the cat nursery in my clan territory."

     Kiba's nose curls up at the idea, a huff being pushed out. "Ya, maybe not," he mutters, plopping the cloth on top of the other before settling pressed against me again. "Do I need to... you know... get you a... a - uh... no baby pill?"

     That successfully tugs a smirk on my lips, a chuckle brewing in my throat. "No, I'm on birth control," I giggle out, enjoying the embarrassed look on his face.

     "Good," he cheers, plopping a kiss on my forehead before tugging away again. Kiba stays secure between my legs, leaning over to snap open the medical kit. "We could go to the deck of one of the lakes. Bring a picnic with us."

     "Are you trying to take me on a date?"

     Kiba stays silent, tugging out a heap of cotton pads. "No," he whispers, snapping open the bottle he pulled out before coating the cotton pads with the liquid. "I just want to hang out. Alone," he adds, slowly patting at the bite marks again. This time he moves slower, being more precise as he cares for each wound.

Having them recleaned stings a bit, adding to the heap of pain I'm in. Each wound gets its pad, gently cleaned, and drowned in kisses before Kiba shifts to the next one. "Promise not to throw me in the lake if I agree to your stupid picnic?"

     His head shoots up, puppy-dog eyes blown out on his face as he looks at me with a weary smile. Once again, if he had a tail it would be wagging. "I promise," he answers, his smile growing the longer he looks at me.

     "I'm free tomorrow after two," I mutter, tugging back when he tries to cover my cheeks in sloppy kisses. "I'm serious though. If you throw me in the lake I'm going to scratch your eyes out."

     "I won't, and you already tried too," he chuckles, sinking again to pay attention to the war scene he painted my thighs into.

     I glance over his face, claw marks littering his cheeks. Slowly, my eyes drop down, rolling over him. Long and deep red streaks, dotted in blood cover his chest, crisscrossing every which way. They look bad, so bad that I feel the sting of them just by looking at them. "Do you want me to clean you up too?" I murmur, reaching forward to tap my fingertips against his chest.

     "No, I have it under control, baby," he mutters, snatching my hand. He presses a few kisses over my knuckles before setting it back down on his chest. I leave my hand resting against him, rolling over the new nickname as Kiba works away.

     A couple more kisses are pressed into my thighs before they start crawling up the rest of me. They twirl up, rounding over my hips, making a twisting path up my stomach, climbing between my breasts, before settling in their usual territory of my neck.

     The dog stays settled between my thighs again, rubbing himself against me as he starts cleaning the scratches across his face and decorating his chest. He nuzzles against my neck, dropping down to my shoulders to slide against me. "What in the world are you doing?"

     "Trying to make you smell like me," he whispers, continuing to nuzzle any inch of skin he can get into contact with, barely paying attention to cleaning his wounds. "I want you to smell like me."

     I roll my eyes at the dog, shrugging him off of me. "Clean yourself up first, then I'll let you do your weird rubbing thing."

     "You're acting like you don't do it too. I've seen you rub up on your teammates," Kiba chuckles, pulling back just a bit so he can focus on himself again. Again, I roll my eyes at his comment but leave it hanging in the space.

My eyes trail around, watching him repeat his steps, leaving the counter covered in bloody and soaked cotton pads. "Alright, baby," he calls when he's done, a hand jumping up to loosely cling to my throat. "This," he starts, lifting the half-full bottle of liquid he was using. "Is disinfectant. I'm going to send you home with the bottle."

"Okay."

"In the morning and every night clean your wounds and wipe them down with this. Before a mission, wrap your wounds. After a mission clean your wounds and wipe them down with the disinfectant."

"Alright," I hum, shaking my head at the worry wort.

"If they start bleeding again, clean them, and add pressure to them, then you should probably wrap them too. If the ones on your thighs sting from your clothes and from rubbing together you should also - "

"Kiba," I interpret his rant, slinging my arms around his shoulders and tightening my legs on his hips. The dog settles down, eyes stuck on me as his hands drop down to my thighs, gently squeezing them. "I know how to take care of a wound. I'll be fine, Puppy Dog."

Another tail wag moment. Kiba perks up, nose nuzzling mine as his free hand shifts up to bury into my hair. The hand around my throat tightens a bit, the dog drowning himself in me. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad hanging out with the dumb Mutt.

Slowly, Kiba leans forward, adding pressure to my neck and sliding his hand further into my locks. "If I kiss you what would you do?" He whispers, stalling just a breath away from my lips.

"Slap you, maybe," I whisper back, sliding my arms down so my hands can cling to his shoulders.

"Worth it, maybe," he whispers back, closing the gap between us. His lips are surprisingly soft. They're salty from our sweat and a little tangy flavor left over from Kiba being buried between my thighs. His tongues me for a second, sliding over my bottom lip before he pulls back. When he starts pulling back, my hand shoots forward, smacking him upside the head. "Totally with it," he chuckles, letting his head hang low, slobbering kisses across my shoulders.

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"Baby! Kitty Cat! My pretty little - "

"Kiba," I hiss, slamming my front door open, stopping him mid-knock. "You are causing a racket."

"I know," he says, a big toothy grin on his lopsided face. "You should have seen the stares I got walking around here. I swore by the time I got here you wouldn't be the only cat to sink their claws into me."

"I told you I would meet you at the dock," I grumble, slithering out the door before closing it behind me.

Kiba sets the basket strung on his arm down, quickly folding his arms around me, and picking me off my feet. "I couldn't have let you walk your pretty self to the docks," he rambles, crashing me against him.

I grumble at him, trying to wiggle my way out of his hold. "Kiba, put me down," I hiss, pressing my hands against his shoulders to try and pry myself out of his strong arms.

"I will in a second," he mutters, tightening his arms around me, sloppy kisses being stamped anywhere he can reach. "I just want kisses."

"Just put me down you dumb dog," I yell at him, focused on shoving his face away from me instead of prying myself free. "You're going to get your slobber on me."

"I won't slobber on you," Kiba chuckles, setting me on my feet just to try and snap me in half, folding us over as he rocks us back and forth. "I like you wet, but not like that."

I grumble again, clinging to his arms to try and peel them off of me. He gives in, letting me unwrap his arms from me, his attention on trying to suck a chunk of my skin into his mouth. "I need some space, Kiba," I yelp, jerking away from another one of his failed attempts to stamp another hickey into my neck.

The dog whines, a pout on his face as he pulls away from me. "You cats and your space."

"Whatever," I groan, taking a step back before straightening myself. "Dumb dogs," I add, smoothing my hair as I step past him. "Less dumb dog," I mutter, smiling a bit at the sight of Kiba's dog wagging his tail at the sight of me. "How do you do?" His tail wags fast at the acknowledgment, slamming a beat even faster when I start softly patting his head.

When I'm done, I shake my hand around, trying to air out the feeling of his fur. Maybe Kurenai was right when she said hating dogs is in my DNA. Kiba takes notice, jumping forward to snatch my hand and rub it against his t-shirt. "Dog fur tends to be a lot coarser than cat fur. You'll get used to the texture difference over time," he rambles, rubbing my hand on himself a lot longer than needed.

     "Thanks," I mutter back, trying to keep the bitchiness out of my tone as I yank my arm away from him.

     "Right, space, sorry," he murmurs, picking up the picnic basket before shooting me one of his grins. Despite the apology, he settles close to me, close enough that he bumps into me every few steps. "I've been thinking - "

     "We're all doomed."

     Kiba shoots me a look before snapping his mouth open to keep talking. " - since you came to the puppy barn with me maybe I should go to the kitten nursery with you. For a few minutes at least."

     "Ya, I'm sure that would go over great," I respond, exaggerating the last word. He responds but I don't catch what he said, my eyes caught on a few of my clan members down the road, puffing themselves up the closer we get. "You really should have let me meet you at the dock," I huff, switching what side of him I'm on. It's not much of a barrier between him and them, but it's better than nothing.

     "Why?" He asks, as oblivious as ever. Dogs are the cockiest animals I've ever met. Even peacocks aren't this showy. "I told you I wanted to pick you up."

     "Well, Mr. Delta, not all of us are the Chief's kid, which means not all of us have the advantage of political power to end a street fight."

  ��  That gets Kiba's attention, the grin lost from his face as he scans the street, eyes locked on the same group as me. His dog's head falls low, a soft murmur starting to spill from him. Why can't mutts just use their heads on occasion?

     Soft hisses are returned in response, the three or so younger men of the group taking a step forward to block the rest of the group. "Inuzukas aren't welcome around here," one of the elderly men hisses from behind his 'line of defense', a man I recognize as being on the clan council.

     I blow the comment off, gripping Kiba's jacket to tug him forward a bit faster. "Why do you always have to cause me trouble?" I hiss at him, letting the dog insults and calls of being a trader roll off of me.

     Old-time racism at its best. I get dogs are annoying and that we're at their throats just as much as they're at ours, but come on. They're annoying, smelly, and unmannered, but that's no reason to pick a fight. All good reasons to be annoyed though, I'll give them that.

     "For the record," Kiba grumbles, head still turned to look at the group we're distancing ourselves from. "I'm not exactly off the hook with the store clerk that sized you up. Or off the hook with my mother for causing you to and leading you around our part of the village."

     "What's that supposed to mean?"

     "It means my mom had my hide last night for prancing you around the clan. She doesn't care who I'm dating - "

     "We're not dating."

     " - But," he growls, shooting me another look before his face softens. "She knows it's not safe for you around the clan, especially alone. I got a two-hour lecture about letting you wander around without me. We all like to pretend the hatred between our clans isn't that bad for the village, but you know just as well as me more Izunos die at the hands of Inuzukas a month than on missions. My clan dies a lot less at the hands of yours, not that it's any better, but it's still less. I have a better chance surviving around you cats than you have wandering around the dog pen."

     I stay silent, soaking in the words of his rant. I know he's not wrong, so for this month twenty-three of my clan have been murdered, all suspected to be done by Inuzukas. Four of them turned up just last night, making my conscience spin a bit. Neji tried his best to convince me it had nothing to do with me visiting Kiba, but I'm not too sure about that. A lot of people seemed weary and even as far as furious with me for being around.

     His arm snacks around me, one of his big hands clinging to my waist to push me into his side. "Stop being such a Scaredy Cat. You'll be fine. Mom and I just don't want you showing up on clan territory alone. Have one of your squad mates walk with you, or Shino would be more than happy to escort you or give me a heads up and I'll pick you up or at the very least meet you at the territory line. We're going to be fine."

     "There's not a 'we'," I whisper, letting myself rest against his side. Kiba is the sore thumb at the moment, he's the one the whispers, and the death glares are aimed at, and yet I'm the one hiding away from them. I suppose loyalty isn't the only decent trait in dogs; their protectiveness is nice too.

     "Of course, there's a 'we', Kitty. You're wearing my collar, wrapped up in my markings, and going on a picnic with me. There's a 'we'," he booms, a smile and a hint of excitement in his words. Despite the extra eyes on us, Kiba doesn't even loosen his hold on me, if anything I'm pretty sure his dog sneaks closer. Why did I have to go and make a mutt hate me so much that he ended up falling for me?

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My eyes trail over Kiba, watching his stupidity unfold in front of me. Since leaving the Izuno territory, he’s been a lot more him; his happy, clingy, doofus self. At the moment he’s standing on the water a few feet away, trying to transfer his chakra stream to his hands so he can do a handstand on the lake.

He has failed every time, this time being attempt number five. My eyes keep sticking on his chest, rolling over the proof of myself stuck there. At least the mutt was smart enough to strip down to his boxers before attempting his handstand; his clothes neatly folded - courtesy of me - piled in a stack next to me.

His dog is settled next to me, head hanging over the deck as we watch his master try to work his way through this unneeded situation. Kiba rests his hands on the water’s surface - again - testing his chakra flow before throwing his lower half upward. Ultimately, he freaks out and sinks into the water of the lake - again.

I can feel the smile tugging at my lips as he plumps, some of the water splashing up and coating the tips of my shoes. Kiba disappears under the water before his head peaks out again, a grin on his face as he looks at me. “Hey Pretty Kitty,” he coos, paddling his way toward me.

“Kiba,” I greet back, carefully watching him as he makes his way over to me. “Have you given up?”

“No, I’m just taking a break,” he chuckles, sitting afloat in front of me. My eyes slit at Kiba when his hand starts moving up, taking a grip of my ankle. “Move closer, and take your shoes off,” he orders, slowly pulling me forward.

“Why?” I grumble, slowly pulling my shoes off and resting them on the deck, worries of him dragging me into the water circling my head.

“I want to lay on you but didn’t want to get yelled at for getting your shoes wet,” he explains, tugging on me again, forcing me to the deck edge and my feet into the water. Kiba lifts himself a bit, his arms folded on my lap, and his head resting on the pile of our limbs. “Every Sunday some of the Nara members have a yoga session on one of the training fields in their territory. I was thinking we could go to the one this week. You know… as our next date and all.”

“We’re not on a date,” I murmur, toying with his sopping locks, twirling the wet material around my fingertips.

“Sure we’re not, Kitty Cat,” he mutters, shifting his arms so he can stamp kisses across my legs, his hands clinging to my knees. “We’re just hanging out.”

I hum in agreement, looking down at my - the dog, our kiss from yesterday flickering through my mind. My hands fall, cupping his cheeks, and tilting his head upward. Kiba chuckles a bit, eagerness coating his eyes as he looks up at me. “Are you going to slap me again?”

“Maybe,” I murmur, dropping a hand down to slide my fingertips over his bottom lip. “Maybe not.”

“It’ll be worth it,” he whispers, hands falling to the deck so he can push himself up further. What a dumb, love-struck mutt.

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[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Do you any pets? If so, please post a pic

I have 5 cats!

From Oldest to youngest:

This is Calypso, she's our only girl and the only one to have been adopted in a pet shop. Her card said that she was friendly and loved affection. This could not be further from the truth. (Her tummy is bald from stress, but it is improving)

This is Emmett, he was given to us by a family friend. He's not very photogenic. He is very, very affectionate and lets us know it. He's very talkative but he is also anxious.

This is Loki, he was given to us by a family member literally one day after we got Emmett. He was found in the hood of a truck and he is evil and bites toes. He climbs people like trees. There are so many holes in my shirts.

This is Waffle, he's a flame point siamese that we found on the side of the road along with his brother, toast. He looks like an angel but he bites. He also still nurses on the blanket he was raised on which is very cute. He cries like a toddler for no reason.

And finally Toast. He is the actual angel here. He's quiet unless there's something wrong, he bites but he doesn't bite us, he's affectionate, and hes also a MASSIVE MAMA'S BOY. You've never seen a cat more excited than him when my mother walks into the room.