#Sightseer Intercom Annoncements

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Ship-Wide alert to; Pilot Personnel.

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To all Mechanized Chassis Pilots; Please, remember to empty, vacate and seal your cockpits before scheduled post-deployment cleaning procedures - Failure to remove personal belongings and/or individuals during deep-cleans can potentially lead to;

Damage to exposed wiring.

Destruction of private property.

Injury to pets and companions.

Severe injuries to personnel.

Loss of life.

Remember the E-V-S Acronym! Everyone, Ventures, Safely. - Empty, Vacate, Seal.

--- Today's Cafeteria Dinner Menu Options;

Chosen by General Crew; Goulash (Stew), Bread Buns - Tea.

Chosen by Pilots; In-House Roasted Nutrient Cubes (Beef), Rice, Teriyaki Sauce - Neuro-Cocktails (Dampeners).

Chosen by Comms Personnel; Cheese and Bacon Baguette Sandwich - Decaf.

Have a good night! - SIGHTSEER.