#Sliske

[zaronadra]

i saw this in a divine vision

[elyx-syl]

[pachirsdoodles]

MAHJACATS? CATJARRATS? WHO KNOWS!

[tinswag]

My friend who doesn't even play Runescape said this meme had Sliskes vibe and they were SO right so I had to do it 💀

[taffingspy]

We are your stalkers We are your shadow

RAC monthly prompt - karaoke night

[stellarana]

So after raiding the chest in Sliske's wight storage/the barrows, the earth starts shaking and you have to get out. Don't Mahjarrat have the thing... with the earthquakes... where they, uh... is Sliske trying to...?... uh... I don't know what I'm saying here.

[zarosstahp]

Well.....the mods played me. Will I do it? Time will only tell..

[hitinmiss]

Alright Sliske Fucker Nation here’s how we can still win

[skyotters]

Mahjarrat character reimagining - RuneScape (featuring @jaxyys OC Vhael)

[sacredshadow]

(early sixth age)

Sliske: Would you still like me if I sent Gielinor into a state of chaos by pitting all the gods against each other in a competition for the Stone of Jas?

Azzanadra: Probably not as much. I mean, you still haven't apologised for the whole killing Guthix thing, you'd really be pushing the limits by doing another stupid thing like that.

Sliske: Would you still tolerate me if I sent Gielinor into a state of chaos by pitting all the gods against each other in a competition for the Stone of Jas?

Azzanadra: I'm going to have to think about that one. Why do you ask?

Sliske: I'm planning on sending Gielinor into a state of chaos by pitting all the gods against each other in a competition for the Stone of Jas.

[elyx-syl]

[pachirsdoodles]

Imagine Strisath just kept screaming through Sliske's speech

[tinswag]

Sliske please do what I cannot 🙏

[taffingspy]

pretty in pink

[stellarana]

Zaros assigning roles to the Mahjarrat be like:

(Please note that this is very inaccurate, I do understand the actual lore I’m just simplifying it for comedic purposes)

Zaros: Ok, so, Zamorak, you have the strongest psychopathic tendencies out of all the Mahjarrat, the right place for you is leading the army. You get to be in charge of Hazeel, Zemouregal, and the chubby nerd.

Wahisietel: Wait what?

Zamorak: *evil laugh*

Zaros: Sliske, you seem to be the troublemaker of the group so you get to be in charge of the secret police.

Sliske: *not listening, busy scaring Wahisietel and Jhallan with a large tarantula*

Zaros: Trindine, you actually have the skills that would make you best suited to the role I just assigned to Sliske. And you seem to already have a bit of a grudge towards him. You get to be his secretary.

Trindine: WHAT. NO. 

Zaros: Alright you’re not his secretary but you’re still going to be working for him and won’t really be able to do much without his permission.

Jhallan: AGHHHH SLISKE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!

Zaros: Let’s see… Ah, Bilrach. You seem eager to do anything to please Zamorak. You’re going to be under Azzanadra’s command.

Bilrach: What?

Azzanadra: MY command?

Zaros: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, you’re the Pontifex Maximus.

Azzanadra: The what?

Zaros: You get to wear a hat.

Azzanadra: *puts on the hat and some cool sunglasses* Let’s go.