I'm obsessed with this blooper reel CoffinJockey did, calling out elusiveva for being a Lila simp, John calling Gregor Church Daddy and asking about Bible Lore because he can see Gregor's in full cosplay, telling Patty he doesn't accept her resignation and that it's not hard to get a gun in America, pointing out Pelo accidentally typing a 1 instead of a ! in the script
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/TW: blood
"Oh God, Oh God-! YES! YES, IT WORKS!"
A woman stands in front of a camcorder. She frantically scrambles towards the table nearby. Her head and arm are bloody.
A weep escapes her lips. She puts a hand on her mouth.
"I'm- I'm so sorry, I... I didn't want to drag you into this, but... I desperately need your help. They're... coming for me, you can't assist me or save me in any way."
Voices in the background can be heard, muffled as they are.
"But you can be of use some other way. Something...evil is going on in that town. They're going after the children, all of them, they're gonna sacrifice them all, and... I let them. I HELPED them..."
She weeps again.
"...I didn't mean for this to happen. But now I can redeem myself. Watch out for the cult. My daughter... My daughter, look for her. Keep her safe. Something is gonna go after her too."
The voices get louder.
"...My poor little princess... I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't be there... And-...And John, i'm so sorry- if you'll ever manage to hear this- I'm sorry for what happened to Hope. It was all my fault. And Lila, I... hope you'll do a better job than I did. He's not gone. Not yet."
I saw the post asking for Radford and John requests so I bring this:
When Hope goes missing (because I am in the belief that she is), Radford gets into an argument with John over it, blaming him for it
OR, kinda opposite of the idea above, where Radford was watching Hope when she went missing, so John blames him for it
Or, more wholesome, just Radford and John hanging out and smoking (Mostly cause I headcanon that Radford smokes when he's stressed, a habit he picked up from John)
(Sorry if this is much, they just started bouncing around in my head lol)
Counter offer: they both blame themselves constantly
John left Hope with Radford when he was on duty, Radford let Hope go trick or treating with Robert and his group while he had a horror movie marathon (the "safety in numbers" thought)
Radford doesn't blame John because he working, and entrusted Hope's safety to him
John doesn't blame Radford because he's still young, and it's not like she was completely alone— (in this town it seems like letting your kids trick or treat by themselves is common even if they're young which is WILD to me, but then again I'm from the ghetto)
They're both just miserable together
ALSO
THEM SMOKING TOGETHER IS SO BIG BRAIINNEEED OUGH!!!!