#Smuppet

[jester-vamp]

-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --

TT: lookit this thing.

TT: shit.

TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.

TT: we make ‘em any size.

TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.

TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.

-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --

[dirk-daily]

3/11

[lolliepops-rox]

Smuppet collection update!

Decisions, Bubblegum, Pepto Abysmal, Buro, David, Baritone;

Sunny D, Mr Benzedrine, Margaritaville, Mr Moss, Toothpaste, Dragon Juice;

Dishwasher, Washing Machine, ChewToy, Ray, Penelope, and Florp!

[plushrump-dot-com]

Let’s see what you can handle, fuzzy

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

GU3SS WH0 G0T TH3 H34VY-DUTY THR34D TH3Y N33D3D F0R D3N1M SMUPP3TS‼️‼️‼️

1M G0NN4 ST4RT S3W1NG T0N1GHT! W3LL, 1 N33D T0 CUT 0UT TH3 P4TT3RN 4ND SH1T F1RST, 4ND M0V3 TH3 S3W1NG M4CH1N3 D0WN T0 MY R00M. 1 G0T M4CH1N3 N33DL3S F0R D3N1M 4ND TW0 D1FF3R3NT K1NDS 0F THR34D: H34VY-DUTY 4ND UPH0LST3RY H34VY-DUTY. 1M G0NN4 3XP3R1M3NT W1TH B0TH 4ND 1D R34LLY 4PPR3C14T3 1T 1F TH0SE 0F Y0U WH0 G3T 0N3 L34V3 R3V13WS 0F H0W W3LL TH3Y H0LD UP!

1M H0P1NG T0 H4V3 ST0CK UP BY TH3 3ND 0F TH3 M0NTH. 1LL P0ST UPD4T3S 0F 34CH SMUPP3T 4S TH3YR3 C0MPL3T3D.

[dirkselbows]

sniff hi mootie can you draw bro strider boobs looks at you with my big wet eyes

noo don't cry ;; Here's bro stright out of an hour long shower!

[limplegsakimbo]

half built plush near you is begging to be tangled in your sheets! sultry rumps with stuffing leaking out... all this and more...

[twinghoulites]

idk why the other one was posted twice sorry yall

[jester-vamp]

this is the moment where i announce i am the proud first owner of the @horsesbones bro strider body pillow, per their permission. crucified on my closet door because i don’t have the wall space to hang him for his crimes elsewhere.

[lolliepops-rox]

After a fair bit of work, having to redo the hat once, and the collar SEVERAL times; I introduce: The Bruppet (a gift for a friend)

[plushrump-dot-com]

That’s right, get yer snout deep in there you sick little bastard. That’s what you’ve wanted all this time, right? You don’t need to breathe so what are you complaining about?

[headfulofempty]

[psychic-pigeons]

Happy 413 here's my unfinished karkat amigurumi riding a smuppet that I use as pincushion

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

H3S D0N3!

F1RST 0F F1V3 1M G0NN4 S3LL 0N 3TSY! 1D L1K3 Y4LL T0 M33T B4ST4RD

[dirkselbows]

I find smuppets expression here just. So funny/lovelly. I'm sure its enjoying this ^^

also like. If you people have any suggestions what i could draw (stridercest smuppets etc.) then my inbox is open. I've got fist full of pencil, and a head full of empty, and I woudnt mind some ideas put into that empty head.