#Sober Gamzee makara

[bootpoot]

the thems

[spunkydash]

honkHONKhonk

[iongenesis]

some Gam Gamz from my ds

[kyettoes]

This has been an idea marinating in my brain for at least a month.. so I had to animate it

I’m not the best at animating action but yes !!!

[lobslobslobs]

* hi

[notzawzark]

really shitty doodle pages i made yesterday. yes i am posting the worst NOTzawzark sludge to exist. there are better things on the way (TRUST)

[presleaplayz]

[flutterfan2007]

that one homestuck clown mofo :o)

[celestialatlantis]

Sick Headcanons : would they be good at taking care of a sick, human s/o ?

Characters : Sollux, Gamzee Content warnings ? : This is a sickfic so there's that, but not much, no mentions of vomit either.

Beginning of the end (wow, dramatic)

Day one: you'd start feeling off, this headache with a weight coming and going, your throat would feel a bit dryer than it should. Half a day of ignoring the warnings, a coughing fit hits you like a truck and Instantly you'd be hit with dread as you realised, shit, it's a cold; you don't even know where the hell you're supposed to get medicine now. Deciding to leave early, you were thankful that no one pried or probed you for answers. Then you had locked yourself up in your room, trying to logic out whether any of your teammates could get you the meds you used to buy. Unsure of how to bring that up, you decide to call it quits for the night. Feeling sluggish by the time you went to sleep. Waking up, you felt like rock-bottom personified. Fuck.

Gamzee Makara

Some would expect him to not notice as fast as he would.

"Nah little mama, something was defo bothering your cute thinkpan and this motherfucker would have to be blind to miss it .Honk"

But no he has a vibe-based radar and depending on how far your relationship has progressed it only becomes more attuned, somehow.

(Of course it did, he's red for you. This isn't a joke for him. it's a startling shift of demeanor to the untrained eye whenever his attentiveness shows, but it really shouldn't be.)

Has no clue how humans work. Still he'll ask you first and if you don't know then fuck. He's gonna have to ask Karkat if his human buddies know anything.

Either way, he'll bring a blanket and make a pile so that he can sleep near you in-case you need anything. He doesn't wanna leave you alone when you're sick, it has to feel extra lonely.

..at least he thinks it would be. Thinks. That's all.

He'll keep you company and bring you food, water, if you need Meds he'll try to look it up and see what he can do.

He's surprised when he remembers a few tricks he taught himself, from the times when he got sick while goatdad was away.

Will set a cold wet cloth on your forehead and switches it out when you fall asleep.

If you feel gloomy when sick, or if you just want him to, he'll do whatever he can to make you laugh.

Ask him to jump-scare someone by crawling in the vents and you'll see he's already five steps ahead of you. You can't help almost heckling a laugh for the second time when he gets back through the vents and you see he brought a Jason mask with him to scare the poor soul for your entertainment.

if you chose peace this time, he still has some tricks! He will make you laugh until you feel better, and you trust that based on experience.

He's strangely smooth as he walks around, not stumbling as much, although he seems to be acting like usual on the day when you wake up feeling well.

...you never did see it, but he couldn't let himself stay high while you were sick, it didn't feel right.

It really didn't feel right. He doesn't think it'll be remotely okay ever again, now that he knows you can get sick like this, - but it's okay. Now he can look out for you, like how you do for him.

Sollux Captor

Well shit, there's a chance that he finds out a bit later than Gamzee simply because he makes himself busy.

He'd notice you not replying to his pestering though, so off his chair and out his roo-..respiteblock he goes.

God, he'd inwardly cringe a little when entering your human room because he can sense the sick in the air somehow.

Asks the humans upfront how to take care of a sick person, which is noted to be unusual by Rose but she promises not to pry.

Sollux also stays in your room, brings a husktop, makes a makeshift pile to sleep on and just monitors you until you're feeling better.

Occasionally he'll leave, but mostly to get food, water, so on so forth.

Lets be honest, locking himself in a room and not leaving is not something out of the norm for Sollux. it's not difficult for him to stay.

Lets you whine if you're an insufferable patient type of person, he can feel a bit irritable but he just can't let himself get angry at you while you're sick.

The thought of snapping at you while you're steaming like a stove-top makes him feel like a jerk, and he has a heart in his ribs somewhere even when he acts difficult about it.

This type of vulnerability is new from you, and he won't make you regret not pushing him away.

He'll bring you a controller to play games together if you feel well enough to play. Would let you backseat him while he plays if you can't but still want to do something together.

He'll pester others for your entertainment too, or if you have human friends who could send over something for you he'll ask them for it too. Comfort soup that you can't make here? Consider it done, your friend will bring it in a few hours.

(he doesn't wanna risk fucking up the recipe and give you food poisoning.)

You get to choose the background music when he's doing coding, still, ask for his attention and you will receive it.

He might honestly fix a few things wrong in your room that you didn't know about if he gets bored while you're asleep. Mild things.

Also replaces some of your old chargers with newer and less beat-up ones.

He might even purr (read: buzz) if you pull his heart strings (not that difficult) and say it'll help you sleep, especially if you have a difficulty falling asleep when sick.

All in all, he learns pretty fast. Not that you should tell him that right after you recover, it'd give him an industrial sized ego.

[venom-draws]

My rarepair roulette for The Clown's Cabaret! I had to draw pale erigam

[lamantramorii]

Wholesome ass Gamzee Makara Headcanons ♌️🎪

~​˖⁺. ༶꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦♡꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦~​˖⁺. ༶

He's tall. Like 6'5-6 slouched but close to 7 ft. standing straight (obviously referring to Pesterquest Gamz). Tall clown boy aaaa <3

This man purrs. Very kitty-like but deep and makes his chest/back vibrate a little. Either while he's sleeping or receiving headrubs.

His hair is like super messy. He has to constantly be reminded to brush it out but it's not particularly gross he's just a messy dude.

Suprisingly, he has a very sweet smell to him due to the copious amounts of sopor and Faygo he consumes on a daily basis. It's actually quite pleasant.

He's def a picky eater. You cannot get this man to consume ANYTHING that isn't sopor or Faygo. That's most likely why he's so thin.

He REALLY wants some type of facial piercing(s). He doesn't know how or where to aquire them he just thinks they're super cool.

If you're moirails/matesprits with him, he will. not. leave. you. alone. And he's very affectionate, so definitely expect random hugs (obviously if you're comfy with them). He'll also invite you to his hive as often as he can to hang out and do typical friend stuff.

[bootpoot]

honk!!!!

[spunkydash]

zomg nickelodeon slime

[teacookiesandpeace]

homoaffective goth clown

i like him so much you dont even know

based on this panel

[zombaeguts]

sober gamzee for the soul, literally my favourite thing ever, he is best boy idc , i'd go homic*dal n kiss my crush's decap*tated head too if i was stuck on a rock in space with eridan ampora for any period of time xx

(please pretend the quality wasn't destroyed)

[arac-nideyes]

sober!gamzee doodle