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gay-ppl-real · 4 months

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I see yet another piece of Welcome Home art where Eddie is depicted dropping parcels or losing mail or what have you to demonstrate that he's a bit clumsy and all over the place and another part of me becomes dipped in frustration about people not understanding the source material

#innisthoughts #eddie dear #welcome home #welcome home arg #Obviously fanart is still wonderful and amazing and I'm never ever saying this to shade anyone #but c'mon man ;-;#this is not canon accurate and you're duping my boy #That's his JOB #He does it FLAWLESSLY #He does it METICULOUSLY #He would throw himself into a pit of fire to rescue it before he let a single piece of mail get damaged #he would never let mail go undelivered or be okay with giving it to the wrong person just because he got muddled #he'd check again and again and again that he'd gotten it right #NOTHING matters more to Eddie Dear than his job!!#It's what he takes the most pride in #it's what he puts the most importance into #It's the basis for all his self-worth #If he dropped a letter and it got dirty he'd probably like. implode #Something horrible would happen and he wouldn't be able to save a package from getting dented when he tripped #and Wally would find him there three hours later curled up in a ball of devastation and shame #If someone told him they hadn't received a due parcel he would immediately be the most stressed he has ever been #I may be overstating a little for comedic effect by y'know what it's still more accurate than him just being absent-minded about the mail #Get it right: he's absent minded about everything BUT mail!!#/lh

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