#Source: Q-Force

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Olive, sobbing: How could you do this to me? I’m so cool and sexy - FUCK!

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Anne, crying; how could you do this to me?! I'm so cool and sexy- FUCK!!

Myc, who pulled a little innocent prank on them;

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You know who would be perfect for this? The lesbians!

Caraway, assigning the Serenia mission

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Rosemary: I wasn’t flirting.

Sage: You can’t lie to me, Rose. I know how hard or soft your nipples are at all times. I am your girlfriend.

Rosemary: I... don’t think that’s a girlfriend thing.

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Coral: You are really cute.

Thyme: You’re one to talk. You’re like Ariel but with shorter hair.

Thyme: ...And now you know how horny I used to get watching The Little Mermaid.

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Thyme: I thought Parsley and I had something going here. Until I heard her call another woman’s eyes “sexy”. Who the fuck was that?

Amaryllis: I don’t know. Some big deal weapon maker or something.

Thyme: Well she can’t be that big a deal if I’ve been using weapons my entire life and I’ve never heard of her.

Amaryllis: Okay~ Drag her to absolute hell, you catty bitch!

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Caraway: This is my Pride. I’ve never felt more proud than here with all of you.

Rosemary: Wait, Pride is about proudness? I always thought it was a shout-out to sexy lion families.

Parsley: Well, gay people do love hot weather.

Amaryllis: And scratching each other up!

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Cal: The Triad sent me. My orders were to go babysit the sodomites and make sure they don’t fuck up the entire world.

Rosemary: We don’t need you to babysit us, Cal!

Snapdragon: Although... I do think a bunch of people would pay $7.99 a month to watch him be my babysitter.

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Olive: The Triumvirate can use New Magic to mess with people’s minds.

Rosemary: If they can mess with our minds, what else can they mess with? Our asses?!

Rosemary: You want to believe they’d make them bigger, but they could make them smaller!

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Thyme: If you two don’t get out of here right now-!

Sage and Rosemary: [run away quickly]

Thyme: [to Parsley] The beauty of being black and mad is that you don’t have to finish your sentence.

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Parsley: Relax. Relax, just be in the moment. You were first in your class, now be first in her ass.

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Rosemary: [looking at Aster] He is so big, and so dumb.

Rosemary: And one day? I’m gonna top him.

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Cal: I don’t like you, Snapdragon. And it’s not because you’re... you know...

Cal: [flaps his arms limp-wristedly]

Snapdragon, sarcastically: A pterodactyl?

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Cal: *says something transphobic*

Snapdragon: Permission to neuter him?

Caraway: Permission pending.

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Rosemary: First is Parsley, coming in at three feet tall and I wanna say a strong 165?

Parsley: I am a dense 198, and I worked hard for every pound.

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Cal: Slime Boy? He looks small to me. Weak.

Zinnia: What? L-O-L no, he’s nice.

Cal: You like nice guys. I guess that means I’m out of luck.

Zinnia, blushing: O-M-G stahp!

Thyme: Not to interrupt this straight-ass mating ritual, but where’s my wife?!