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Bengt: Iron Maiden, darling! It’s me, Bengt. How's my favorite- Iron Maiden: Cut to the point and do not waste my time, Bengt. Bengt: Straight to business. I overheard your soldiers talk about you behind your back. Iron Maiden: No! Bengt: Something about… Lig ma? Iron Maiden: Lig… what-? Bengt: I can't remember if it was Red or Gonzales or Sammy- who cares. Iron Maiden: You know their names! What is lig ma? Bengt: Oh. You don't know what lig ma is? Iron Maiden: No, so enlighten me. Bengt: LIGMA BALLS! Iron Maiden: OH YOU DISGUSTING WRETCHED MAN-THING! We should have put you down years ago! Bengt: Oh get stuck in a doorway oversized bitch.
Iron Maiden: KING BARREL-!
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