#Source: smallestkyle

[deathscastleofficielle]

Bengt: Iron Maiden, darling! It’s me, Bengt. How's my favorite- Iron Maiden: Cut to the point and do not waste my time, Bengt. Bengt: Straight to business. I overheard your soldiers talk about you behind your back. Iron Maiden: No! Bengt: Something about… Lig ma? Iron Maiden: Lig… what-? Bengt: I can't remember if it was Red or Gonzales or Sammy- who cares. Iron Maiden: You know their names! What is lig ma? Bengt: Oh. You don't know what lig ma is? Iron Maiden: No, so enlighten me. Bengt: LIGMA BALLS! Iron Maiden: OH YOU DISGUSTING WRETCHED MAN-THING! We should have put you down years ago! Bengt: Oh get stuck in a doorway oversized bitch.

Iron Maiden: KING BARREL-!

[hyacjnthus]

Nico: If I was Achilles, I simply would not have worn flip-flops into battle. How would they even snipe my heel if I’m wearing Light-Up Skechers? Check and mate, Trojans! I’m just built different!

[toxic-lucky]

Elvaid: Being out in the dead of night reminds me of when we used to sneak out as kids, does it remind you of anything?

Olivia: Did you say 'dead' of night?

Elvaid: Yes wh-

Olivia: It reminds me of dad.

Elvaid: Olivia!

Olivia: Especially the dead part-

Elvaid, trying not to laugh: Olivia!!!