#Square Books

[mejkosmos]

no because people never shut up about how bad bill fumbled ford which,,, okay valid BUT can we talk about how bad ford fumbled //FIDDLEFORD//?!? FOR A DORITO?!?!??!?

[silvrrsun]

This could’ve happened…

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Ford: “Would you mind if I changed my dress shirt? It seems I got residue on it…”

Fiddleford: “Go ahead, Stanford.”

Ford: “Great!”

[fredware]

woe. gay cartoon people be upon ye

[flosarbor]

Guess what I watched...

These two definitely have something in common, you can see it, right?

And this two too...

In conclusion, all of them need to go to therapy

And this is live footage of how I make my art-

[screamingfrenchfries]

anyways i cant belive ford CANONICALLY was in a Love Triangle with fiddleford and....... ironically.... a Triangle

[garbagechocolate]

Flatland with Flat minds

[okumadechan]

thank God Stanford has two holdable hands

[a-silly-worm1]

Bro is NOT gonna get that sixer from Crusty Sean 😭🙏

[doctorsiren]

If you’re still taking drawing requests…a few of your favorite hermits possessed by Bill…Billsuma???? Pls Billsuma

Axolsuma is Bill Repellant

I had a lot of fun with the design so I only did Xisuma since you asked for him specifically :>

[wolfythesilly]

this is what happens when im bored

this is what happens when i like fiddauthor and one-sided billford on bills side (cause of the book of bill) i make things like this (im gonna put my drawn version and original image)

anyways isnt this beautiful 😻 (FIDDLEFORD LOOKD SO GOOFY IM CRYING)

its almost 12 am im sleep deprived ive drawn so much fiddauthor art in the past few hours im going insane

[toomanyassassins]

[vivizzy]

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME FIDDLEFORD MADE FORD SOME VERY SWEET PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT FORGOT TO GET SOMETHING FOR HIS WIFE??? Gay as hell

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Listen, I love Fiddlestan as much as the next guy, but where did we start getting the idea Ford was cold and dismissive towards Fidds during their time working on the portal???

I could totally be wrong because I haven't read every single GF related thing (hell, my journals aren't decoded because I'm a slacker), but like??? The first time he saw him, he bought him his favorite snacks *and* a whole ass banjo and said he'd make it his mission that Fiddleford would be comfortable in his home.

They go adventuring together and talk about things like fashion trends and the future and go stargazing.

Ford is *so* happy when Fiddleford returns that he hugs him immediately. Abd then he feels bad that Fiddleford feels bad about his failing marriage that he throws him a holiday party even though he doesn't celebrate and hates the holidays honestly. And he put on Fiddlefords favorite song (which he despises and honestly? ME TOO FORD. I HAVE BEEF WITH THAT SONG) and drank seemingly spiked eggnog with him despite not usually liking to drink. So that he could make Fiddleford feel better.

He also just openly adores everything Fiddleford does. Maybe it's only in his journals. You could argue he doesn't say it out loud but, like, he exclusively describes him as impressive all of the time-

And I get where it's coming from in like a "oh he's a workaholic who has the pressure of Bill breathing down his neck that he has to be working on the portal 24/7." And like yeah, but in the pages he's a workaholic he's a workaholic practically begging Fiddleford to stay up with him because he loves working along side him. Fiddleford and him work *together.*

Like the page where they're sorta fighting with each other because Ford wants to work more its not "leave me alone Fiddleford, I have to do this" it's "hey! How come you won't stay up with me! Ugh this is so unfair that you're going to bed even though you know I plan to continue working for another hour."

I'm just saying if Fiddleford wanted to cuddle, I imagine Ford's response would be "Oh! Awesome, I love spending time with him 🥰🥰🥰" but he'd just end up using Fidds' back as a table for his studies. Or they'd do that thing where one of them is working on a desk and they sit on one chair in each other's arms.

And, while we're here, realistically? Emotionally stunted, slapped by more women than He's dated, "I can't cry in front of people, and the only thing I'm good for is my fists." Stanley Pines??? He's not cuddling shit. He's got that toxic masculinity ingrained into him. It doesn't matter how incredibly touch starved he is, cuddling is too emotionally intimate and "girly" for him. Honestly if Fiddleford tried to cuddle him he'd probably throw him in a headlock because he's also been on the streets for years now with people constantly trying to attack him.

And I'm not saying this to diss on Fiddlestan. Again, I *like* Fiddlestan! But when I read "Ford could never appreciate him like Stan could" I don't understand it.

They so clearly bonded well together, and if Ford truly was being an asshole (or not an asshole, but just generally unpleasant even when he wasn't possessed) the whole time, I doubt Fiddleford would've stayed. Nostalgia and physical attraction can only get you so far, and Fidds is already facing the horrors in Gravity Falls, Stanford has to be a hell of an amazing person to make someone want to stay. Like, he's a grown adult. Sure he really wanted to impress Ford and allotted himself to be "the tech guy to Ford's smarts" but if he wanted to leave, he could've. And there didn't seem to much keeping him there. Especially when he was having doubts on the portal.

[strawberrychocolatefish]

Fiddleforddd my beloveddd

[shapesenthusiastz]

Reread Flatland for the 10281938th times and suddenly got the strong urge to draw them so yeahhh

Im glad more ppl are discovering Flatland because of TBOB! I am so happy Bill's character and backstory are finally confirmed to be inspired by Flatland!(as if it wasn't already obvious from the start)

[itsyaboihere0]

I can't believe the book of Bill made me get into flatland..... ;-;

look at my humanoid designs!!!! CX