#Stan prefers meat fresh from the rollers; but he often gets his gas pumped at night so he usually gets cold snacks and beef jerky
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Last post got me thinking. It's the most random thing to make headcanons on, but it got me thinking
#I dont have the confidence to put this in the main tags#Kenny goes to the convenience store and gets donuts from the bakery. He also collects the patterned lighters sold by the register#Stan prefers meat fresh from the rollers; but he often gets his gas pumped at night so he usually gets cold snacks and beef jerky#Kyle rarely gets convenience store food. It's overpriced and most of it can be found in grocery stores anyway#But sometimes he needs some advil at 2am or something and that's the only place that sells it at night#Cartman is indecisive. He can never get just one snack and usually leaves with a bag bulging with treats#Chicken rollers; apple fritters; meat and cheese keto sandwiches; hostess donuts; doritoes; and everything else that looks appetizing#All four of them have had contests to see who can steal the most stuff without getting caught#If one of them is running low on Monster it's an unwritten rule that whoever gets gas next must buy that person more energy drinks
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