#Strwbz

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Imagine holding Itachi and Shisui's hands at the same time, being in the middle, and dragging their cute butts all over the village window shopping. But be careful because they WILL notice you looking at some cute dress or something for a second too long it might end up on your bed tomorrow in your size~

Although if it's food....You get that instantly when you look back at them with that sad puppy dog eyes for the little bunny and other sweet confections in the window.

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// 42!?!! Juzo...Juju ....Juzoswoozy... plz you are killing me (kidding), not even Kisame likes me this much- (maybe 🥺🥺🥺) Now I guess I know how other people feel when I'm liking a rebloging all their stuff like crazy 🤔 🤔 Atleast someone likes everything I like? //

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you :3

LuussstttyyyyyyyVOIIDZZZYYYY~ I miss you! :3 thank you for the ask, I been lonely UwU

5 things that make me happy in no particular order ❤️

° Chicken Nuggets~

° My Internet friends~

° Being by the Ocean~

° Any Akatsuki Members Fat Sweaty Balls on my Face~

° A Really Good Joke/Pun~

I hope this list helps! 🩵🩷💚

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Strwbz: I'm not gonna call you a monster for killing all of those people, Kisame. The life of a ninja is so complicated.

Kisame: Thank you for understanding.

Strwbz: ......... But you ARE a monster for eating my fuckin fries- STOP! AHHHH!

Kisame: *munches faster* Never!

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Imaggiiinneeee with me~

Playful Itachi taking your glasses to try them on, and realizes he can see better with them on-

....

We should go glasses shopping with him!

What kinda glasses would he look good in? Obviously any, but still, let's talk about it!

I love the big thickish-round ones on him, they would frame his face nice with his hair, but the smaller rectangle ones would be cute for him to look over at you with.

Or perhaps he would use contacts? (I don't think regular Naruto has them, but let's say for a modern AU)

Hmm I feel like he could use both which is also an adorable idea of you didn't KNOW he needed them?

Of course he runs out of contacts one day and he comes out wearing glasses and you're just like WHAT. since when. Always? Wow. Yes, he definitely looks different. He might even be self-conscious! But hes look as beautiful as ever. *Swoons*

AHH WAIT WHAT COLOR OF FRAMES?!?

Hmm Simple black, Uchiha blue (giggles) or Red.

I can't see him getting a pattern like tortoise or something ALTHOUGH. omfg. A little...tiny... Uchiha crescent on them (front or side? ) Why not?!?! WHY. NOT. Uchihaesthetic~

But also....The other Uchiha guys with glasses or contacts? Perhaps another day for them... :3

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"save that idea for later to blow off steam"

Might have spelled things wrong because I used talk to text for this conversation.

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Strwbz: I bet you stupid ninjas like putting Kunis up eachothers butts or something.

Deidara : What? That's crazy I'd never fuckin do that, hm.

Sasori: That would be...So painful.

Strwbz; Then what's this rubber kunai I found while cleaning the storage closet?

Sasori: Obviously, it's for babies like you since you can aim for shit.

Deidara: Heh, yeah!

Strwbz: ...Yea know what fuck you guys, I'm gonna go hang out with Hidan... *Leaves*

Deidara: ......You think she's on to us?

Sasori: I don't think so, she's pretty dumb.

Deidara: Ah good...by the way, I don't think I cleaned that kunai from last time...

Sasori: ...... I hope she washes her hands ...

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Kisame~ wrap me in a blanket burrito and take us to the beach~

Mmmmm watching Kisame swimming around, while I lay out on a towel half under an umbrella and eating an ice cream, and maybe sipping an alcoholic drink.

He'd want me to join him in the water, which at first I'd be all like; naaahhhhhh~ I don't wanna be wet right now.

And he'd be grinning from the water: I thought you were wet all the time around me?

And I'd sip my drink while making eye contact trying to hide my smile and act all grumpy (but I'm not). Put down the drink and join him in the water, no slimy rocks or seaweed, definitely no glass or hooks around and the water is a relatively pretty color. Kisame definitely finds the best places to swim!

Strwbz: if my foot touches a slimy rock I. Will. Scream.

Kisame: You scream all the time tho????

Strwbz: *makes a tiny cat meme scream at him* aaaaaaaa!

Would get mad if you just threw your trash out on the beach or in the water, and make you pick it up. I mean. MAKE. YOU. You will eat sand if you don't. :)

If you don't know how to swim he's probably help you, but also make fun of you a little. Thankfully I am an excellent swimmer and Kisame shall be in awe of my skills!

Kisame: ....What.....are you doing?

Strwbz: I'm swimming!

Kisame: Is...that's what you'd call that?

Strwbz: The doggy paddle is the most energy saving swimming technique. Don't be jealous of my skills Kisame!

Kisame: I'm definitely not jealous of your seal looking ass....Can you atleast hold your breath long enough to come look at this?

Strwbz: I can do anything atleast once.

Ahh work ;-; i just wanna keep... Thinking. Blah

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Strwbz; Kisame has such beautiful hands, don't you think?

Spider: yea, I guess he doe-

Strwbz: -but I think they would look better around my throat.

Spider: haha, Yea, I th- ... What?

Strwbz: what?

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SPIDER NOOOO ! XD I'm sorry Itachi, just a little sniffer? *Sniff sniff* Hmm yes definitely Itachi! Wake up. Sniff Itachi. Just to make sure it's not a clone again.

And I was cooking breakfast sausage!

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ASK ME MORE THINGS! ANYTHING AT ALL! QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, secret love notes~ rp stuffs, Cooking recipes, pictures of spiderman! (Or anyone else, especially Madara or Kisame~) good fanfics?

The embarrassing picture of Itachi at the Christmas party? The psychology behind Hidans care free spirit, but is actually just a scared child deep down of losing all that immortality? How Batman and Itachi are basically the same same person? How DID a Home made this basil Pesto?!?!

All the questions you have laid in bed wondering can now be yours for the low low low price of $9.99 all you can eat shrimp. FREE

// Might not get to them till after work, but it would still be fun!, and I miss you all ;-; might throw a short OC post up for fun in a couple days when I have off again. Also, look how pretty I made this post! I put in effort! Please notice me senpai! //

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In a world full of crazy ninjas how are we so sure Itachi even killed those people? Couldn't another Ninja just LOOK like Itachi and killed everyone? There could be several people who could have been Itachi. And they made everyone else believe it was Itachi so Itachi can't even stand up for himself because he'd be killed on site without being able to pled his case!

Let's get Itachi acquitted! Freedom for Itachi!

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Feli playing with a Pinkie pie plush on the floor*: -And that why twilight sparkle is the princess of friendship, and got her wings in season 5, now the next villain Starlight Glimm-

Kisame half-assed tied to a chair with a jump rope as MLP plays in the tv; I'm not sure you understand how torture is supposed to work, Kid.

Feli: *plops Pinkie on Kisames' lap, glaring at him seriously* If you don't listen how will you take the friendship test after this?!? A-and and and become the next element of Loyalty?!?!

Kisame: Yeah..yeah...okay... Element...of Loyalty.....So ah... When's Strwbz coming back to get you?

Feli: ....So anyway Starlight Glimmer stole everyone's cutiemarks-

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Imagine trying to have a conversation with Madara with his Hashirama titty out?

Madara: This is why you will truly never know peace and war is the only-....My eyes are up here.

Strwbz: Hashirama's are down here.

Madara: .....

Strwbz: SIR. I can't take you seriously, and I can't believe I'm saying this but...Please cover your tits.

Alex: *raises hand* ....I wanna make out with the face titty.

Strwbz and Madara: 😒😑

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I asked my computers AI a qustion and I got a lot...But it was what I was hoping for so there's that.

Been thinking about this but I didn't know who to talk about it with so AI gets my weird questions Strwbz: Do you think Itachi is a sad man or really crazy? OR was that craziness just fake to make everyone assume he was that person?

Copilot/ AI:

Itachi Uchiha, a character shrouded in mystery and complexity, evokes a range of emotions. Let’s delve into his psyche:

Sadness and Tragedy:

Itachi’s life was marked by tragedy. Born into the Uchiha clan, he witnessed the clan’s downfall due to a coup d’état.

To prevent further bloodshed, Itachi made the heart-wrenching decision to annihilate his own clan, sparing only his younger brother, Sasuke.

The burden of this act weighed heavily on him. He lived with guilt, knowing that Sasuke would seek revenge.

Cunning and Strategy:

Itachi was a master manipulator. His actions were calculated and often served a greater purpose.

He joined the Akatsuki, infiltrating the organization to keep an eye on their activities.

Craziness or Facade?:

Itachi projected an enigmatic persona. His calm demeanor and cryptic statements left others guessing.

His “craziness” was likely a facade. He wanted to maintain an aura of unpredictability.

Itachi’s true intentions were revealed later: he sacrificed everything to protect Konoha and Sasuke.

Sacrifice and Redemption:

Itachi’s ultimate sacrifice was taking on the role of a villain. He allowed Sasuke to hate him, believing it would make Sasuke stronger.

His battle with Sasuke was emotionally charged. Itachi’s love for his brother was evident.

Legacy:

Itachi’s legacy is one of tragedy, sacrifice, and redemption. His actions shaped the Naruto world.

His farewell letter to Sasuke revealed his true feelings—a mix of love, regret, and hope.

In summary, Itachi’s “craziness” was a mask, concealing a tortured soul burdened by duty and love. Whether sad or cunning, he remains an unforgettable character—a tragic hero who walked a treacherous path for the sake of peace. 🌙🔥

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Kabuto: I have reanimated Madara Uchiha 😈

Strwbz: Oh wow....he's... really hot..is he single? 🥺

Madara: 🤨

Kabuto: 🧐 He's.... Literally a living corpse. 😒

Strwbz: ...That's didn't sound like a no~ *winks at Madara*

Madara 😳🤨🤔😈

Kabuto: 😨🤮