#THE LORE DROP WILL BE SOON I AM JUST ONE LIL BLORBO ]

[splittinghares]

@pleasuretomeetme asked: ❤️+🖤 [ ❤️+🖤 positive & negative traits meme ]

captain seems to ponder their answer for a moment, staring intently into your eyes. their gaze weighs heavily on most, but not you. in fact, they find themselves satisfied when their wide-eyed look finally cracks the serious face you’ve put-upon, and you succumb to laughter.

they lean back in their seat. “you let me do whatever i want,” captain says, cheekily, accepting the dig of your boot beneath the table. it’s well-earned. “fine, fine. you’re pretty much the only person i can stand. and it’s because you’re special. we understand each other in ways everyone else could never.”

a pause, as they consider you. “but you’re a fucking blanket-stealer.”

the chair is knocked out from beneath them as you tackle them to the floor for a wrestling match. captain lets you win, this once.