#THE ONLY NAME INVENTED IN AMERICA HERE WAS “ABCDE”
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Isnt it funny how other countries have badass awesome names like "Kenji", "Wolfgang", "Mikhail", and "Joaquin".
Then the english have names like fuckin bob, charlie, moe, and harry.
#WE NEED COOLER NAMES GUYS CMON#THE OLD ONES WERE SO MUCH BETTER! I WOULD RATHER BE NAMED “Edgar” THEN FUCKIN “GABE”#ig my name is cool#you dont see a Drew every day#hold on let me look this up..#HOLY SHIT MY NAMES NORWEIGAN#AND “WALTER” IS GERMAN HOLY SHIT#ARE ALL THE COOL ENGLISH NAMES EVEN ENGLISH AT ALL!??#ive had an epiphiany#Of fucking course “Bob” originates from england.#Hold on let me see if australia or america has any names that originated from it..#HOLD ON THESE AUSTRALIAN NAMES KINDA GO HARD.#“Ekala” “Baradine” yeah im with it!#now america..#WHAT THE FUCK#THE ONLY NAME INVENTED IN AMERICA HERE WAS “ABCDE”#WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR CHILD AFTER THE FIRST 5 LETTERS OF THE GODDAMN ALPHABET.#IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.. THE BRITISH AND THE AUSTRALIANS ARE FINE#ITS THE AMERICANS WHO CANT FUCKING NAME SHIT.
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