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#THIS WAS STREAMED ON APRIL 3RD. I AM A FOOL WHO DISREGARDS THE PASSAGE OF TIME
audio equivalent to being in a washing machine. i watched back the actual slap like four times and i dont think they actually know what theyre fighting about
[Video ID: Everyone is picking our their new egg/child. There's a lot of background noise, but the focus is Quackity, Mariana, and Charlie. It is from Charlie's pov, so Quackity is a bit quiet. Frontflipo is the egg with glasses and is Charlie and Mariana's child, while Tilin is Quackity's child. It is from Charlie's stream on April 3rd, about 46min in.]
transcript:
Charlie: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
Mariana: Mijo- [My son-]
[Frontflipo hits Mariana but he thinks it was Tilin]
Mariana: Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker!
Charlie: Discipline your fucking egg, dude! Watch where your son's going! You piece of shit!
Quackity: Hey! My son is just fine! My son is just fine! I saw your son hit my son first!
Charlie: Ours has allergies! Ours has fucking allergies! Step off! Step off!
Mariana: Backflipo! Pégale! [Hit him!]
Quackity: I saw your son hit my son first!
Charlie: Step off!
Quackity: My son didn't do anything!
Mariana: Pégale, Flipo! Pégale! Matolo! [Hit him, Flipo! Hit him! Kill him!]
Quackity: He's an angel! My son is an angel!
Charlie: He's a loose cannon! My son could kick the shit out of your son! My son-I'm going to take your son's nose!
Quackity: He would never do anything at all! He would never do anything at all!
Charlie: I can [unintelligible] and crack your son! He can crack your son!
Mariana: Mi huevo es mejor! [My egg is better!]
Charlie: My son's gonna crack and eat your son!
Quackity: Fuck your egg! I hate your egg! Your egg is stupid as hell!
Charlie: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mariana: Tu huevo es parace mi testiculo! [Your egg looks like my testicle!]
Charlie: That's right! That's right! Our huevo! Our huevo!
Quackity, laughing and walking away: Tilin, don't trust him, don't trust him, you don't look like a testicle.
Charlie: Frontflipo, kill him! Frontflipo, kill! We need to- We need to teach him to draw blood.