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Instead of bread, what about a drunk mc who starts crying inconsolably because: "someday you'll die, and I don't want that, I love you so much, please don't leave me" ROs reactions to that? Wkfjkskdjd 🤚🏻😭

Ooof, this is an old one! My apologies ^^; Referring to this au here

(I’m also assuming this is sober RO)

M: “Hm…” They just squint down at you for a moment before reaching out and patting your head a few times. “It’s….okay. Death is normal….don’t be sad about it.” When you star wailing, they are confused and desperate to get you to stop.

They have no idea how to make someone stop crying over death…the only example they had with this situation was when Dawn killed a frog. Even then…she got over it pretty quick.

S: They turn away from you for a second, trying to keep their heart from shattering at your tear stained face. “Don’t worry, MC. The only way I’m dying now is if you kill me.” It sounded a lot more comforting in their head.

When you start sobbing hysterically staying that you would never kill them and questioning why would they say that. The amount of stares you two get makes S want to die in a hole.

B: They crumble and immediately pull you into their arms. “Oh…no! Mc, no, don’t worry! I’m not leaving you anytime soon, my love.” They take time to comfort you and subtly take your drink away from you.

The two of you are attached by the hip by the time the night finally ends.

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Look I wanna add on to this!!!! How would the RO's react to the MC just absolutely fawning over them while drunk? Like once the RO comes into their room/a bar their face immediately forms a cheesy smile and they just point at them and say "hey!!!!!!!! look (everyone)!!!!!!! *thats* my significant other/boyfriend/girlfriend!!!!! Aren't they beautiful?!? I love you so much!!!!!!!!!!!" And is like complimenting them and kissing them and making sure that RO knows that MC loves them very much?? Ty!

I’m bringing back some drunk au asks. To see the beginning of this au, go down this rabbit hole here

M: They put two and two together and become a flustered mess. Just hearing the small whine along with the fondness in your voice tells them all they need to know. When you start kissing their face and nearly latch onto them as you brag, M just pulls you close and attempts to hide from all the amused eyes at the bar.

When things get to much for them, M would just pick you up and carry you home. Face flushed and embarrassed out of their mind. They get back at you when the both of you get home, by pinching your cheeks until you wail in complaint.

S: S would have no idea how to react. They would just stare at you with their jaw on the floor and face darkening with color. S never had a partner who would so boldly….brag about them. This is a surprise. When you start kissing them and showing heavy affection towards them. They just pull you on their lap and laugh along with the other patrons at the bar.

When the night slows down, they carry you home. Giving neutral hums and responses when you babble about how lucky you are. As they tuck you in bed, they might take a moment just to watch you. Then…they realize how lucky they are to have you.

B: “Oh no. No! Mc, hush!” They start talking over you, furiously hushing you when you start shouting about how lovely they are. B looks absolutely mortified and flustered as they try to shut you up. Eyes constantly glancing around the laughing patrons in the bar. When they realize that you aren’t going to stop anytime soon, they start dragging you out of the pub.

As they drag you home, their face is a deep shade of red as they just shush you repeatedly. Much to your own drunken annoyance. B isn’t used to…such aggressive praise. So, it definitely leaves them a mess. The teasing they get the next day from the villagers is brutal.

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Listen after every drunk au i really needed some soft wholesome drunk mc so: MC and Ro are drinking, then mc starts kinda slow dancing with the ro, so its just them tipsy slow dancing giggling and stuff♥

Good ‘ol drunk au. My beloved bit of chaos. Go down the bread trail for more of the au here.

M: As you drag them to their feet, the slight scent of alcohol wafted off of you. Though M had their share of drinks, because of their large build. It would take more than five barrels to get them tipsy at least. So this was a very special occasion.

They let out a low rumble when you bring them close, softly pulling them side to side. They ignored each sharp pain in their foot when you stepped on them, M and you both shared a giggle when you stumbled into them a few times.

In the end, M would rest their head against yours. Just staring into your eyes, no matter if their closed or not. They just enjoy looking at someone as special as you. It might just be the ale, but their tongue becomes lose. They boldly tell you how stunning you are.

S: “Aye, easy there, darlin.” S would chuckle. They don’t drink. It brings out the worst in them, they learned that lesson long ago. They would have just drank a small tea, watching you drink carefully. When you bring them to their feet and slowly begin to sway. They laugh and wrap an arm around your waist, spinning the both of you in small circles.

They would hum softly, they were humming a soft sailors tune. The lyrics would’ve made you blush if you were in your right mind. When you attempt to attempt to sing along, only to just butcher the words, they let out a thunderous laugh.

As the night slowly ends, S would just lean against you. Still humming as you doze off in their arms. They would scope you up and carry you towards your bedroom. Tucking you tightly in bed, they make sure to not let out a sound as they carefully leave your home. Thinking back, that was one of the best nights they had in a while.

B: “Careful, Mc.” They laugh lightly, their face nearly glowing with amusement. B never really drinks, and even then the bartenders only serve them watered downed drinks. Being this tipsy wasn’t new. As you wrap an arm around their waist, supporting their leg less side.

You sway the two of you lightly. B resting their head against your chest, smiling softly as they listen to the gentle beat of your heart. It was so peaceful. They hadn’t felt this calm in a while.

When the peace inevitably ends, you and B would stumble to your own homes. The both of you sharing a meaningful glance as you both go to your respective rooms. B couldn’t imagine having a fun night without you. They will definitely attempt to plan more nights for just the two of you.

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Alright I'm feeding this drunk MC idea,

The Mc kisses the Ros and then turns away and goes face first into the floor, I dont mean they tripped I mean the just let themself go limp and slammed into the floor

(+Quad route)

I love you guys so much OML 💀 Drunk au here

M: Huffs in their mask, eyes softening for a moment as they shut their eyes for a split second. When you pull away, M opens their eyes and stares down at you. The moment you turn around and take a step….your whole body went limp and fell to the floor.

M would grab you before you where even close to hitting the floor and make a worried noise in the back of their throat.

They���d most likely carry you back to your room and make you drink something from their pouch to help you sleep.

S: Smiling against your lips, their eyes shut instinctively and press against you lightly. When you pull away, so do they. Watching you with an amusement dancing in their eyes. They watch you spin on your heel and take a step forward…..just to fall face first into the floor.

They watch you fall, the smile on their face faltering at the sound of your body hitting the floor.

“By lapis lazuli, darlin are you alright?!” They’d pull you up by your arm and check your face for wounds and scold you as they carry you to your room.

B: Hummed softly at the feeling of your lips against theirs, eyes fluttering shut. When the warmth left they opened their eyes and watch you with a slightly unsure expression. When you turn your back to them…..you fall like a tree.

“Oh my gods—!” B grabbed onto your forearms and struggle to hold you while fumbling with their crutch. They managed to grab you before you hit the ground.

When they lift you up, they’ll check on you and quickly sit you down and making you drink some water.

Quad poly: They all almost preen when you cup each of their faces separately and give them a soft kiss each. M would share a fond look with B while S leans against B when you pull away. They watch you spin on your heel….before you fall.

“Oh my gods— S, catch them!!”

“Catching them!!”

S and M would both lung towards you and barely manage to keep you from falling from the ground. B would be a acting like a mother hen by now, hovering over the other two as M carried you to bed.

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Ooo, the bread ask has given me an idea,

Mc comes to the Ros crying so hard you swear someone killed their cat, when the Ros ask whats wrong the Mc slowly lifts up their hands to reveal a dead leaf, they are holding it in their hands like its a bird, the cry and go on about how the leaf had such a long life ahead of itself.

How would the Ros respond?

Y’all love that bread ask so much 😭 referring to this ask here

M: “…” Gently, M would cup your hands in their own and stare down at the leaf. “Feed….worm. Worm feed.” When you make a confused noise, tears still streaming down your face. M reached into their pocket and pulled out a fist full of dirt.

They hold out their hand to you and open it slowly, bits of dirt and leafs fall from their hand. Before you see a set of worms squirming around. M would pick up your leaf and softly place it next to the worms.

You’d watch in pure drunk amazement as the worms quickly munch down the leaf.

“Leaf…help other life.” M would rumble, carefully placing the worms back into their pocket.

S: “oh you’ve got to be kidding me…” S would whisper under their breath as they take your hands in their own just to humor you. They glance back at your face, red eyed and lips wobbling and they sigh. “Darlin…how about this. You return the leaf where you found it so that it can rest in piece, then we go home.”

They drag your hunched over form to the closest tree and reason with you to put it back. When you do and if your still crying, they’ll make a faux funeral for the leaf to make you feel better.

You watch with such strong determination it amazes them, they crouch down and watch you dig six inches into the ground and bury the leaf.

“Oh…when your sober …I’m so gonna make fun of you for this.” S will grunt with a grin on their face as they stand to their full height, lifting you and placing your arm over their shoulder.

B: “I-….it’s a leaf…?” They would say, slightly unsure as they reach out and pick up the leaf. “Be careful with it!!” You screeched, snatching the leaf back only to see it has a barely visible tear in it. You practically wail like a child now. B is absolutely mortified, glancing around they’d quickly reach out for you and try to console you.

“I’m sorry, honey! Look how about we fix it, huh?” Perking up, you stare at them with a hopeful look that makes you look like a child.

Incredibly, B would spend their evening with you sewing up the leaf and trying to make the stitch not noticeable.

“Gods…your lucky I love you, MC.” They hiss, sticking their bleeding index finger in their mouth and glaring at the needle they where using.

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Drunk mc ask, how would the ROs react if mc just came to them drunk and started crying over bread?

I would probably cry over bread to tbh it’s so good for no reason 😔

M: You let out a choke out cry, shoving the last bit of bread into your mouth. When you realize you don’t have anymore bread left, you wail.

Sniffling loudly you turn to M, who looks absolutely horrified. “M! I don’t have anymore!!” You drawl out, slightly slurring your words. Stumbling towards them, your face screwed up in sadness. You land with a grunt into their chest.

“I…what?” You squint up at M, your lip wobbling in order to keep your sentences straight. Well…as straight as they can be. “That was my last piece of bread…it was so yummy. I’m gonna miss it.”

You sob, tears bursting from your eyes as you think about how good the bread was. Leaving M standing their, hands hovering over your body as their eyes are filled with pure worry and confusion.

S: Crying into your arms, you finish the last of your bread with a wet hiccup. You reach to get some more, only to realize you finished it all and let out a loud sob.

You hear rapid footsteps towards you and look up to see S staring down at you, their eyebrows pulled together and mouth pressed down into an unsure line. “S, I finished it all!!” You wail, rubbing your eyes furiously as your eyes break like a dam.

“What? What did you finish, darling?” S would say softly, approaching you like a wild dog. Carefully placing their hands around your face to cup it gently.

“All the bread! It was so yummy….and it’s gone!” You hiccup, sniffling loudly as your vision blurs with tears.

“…..bread…? Your crying over bread? I —….I’ll go get you some more, love. Then we take your sad arse home.”

For the next few hours, S will feed you bread and water before taking you home. Fighting back laughter the entire time.

B: You sob into the table, chewing up the last piece of bread before swallowing it down. It clicks, you just finished the best bread you’ve ever had in your life. That’s when you cry harder.

Hiccuping and wiping lazily at your running nose, you look towards B. Who looks at you with half amusement and the other half concern. “B, I ran out.” You sniffle.

“You ran out of what, love?” They whisper softly to you, walking by your side and resting a hand on your shoulder. You lift up your head, swaying a bit as the world spins for a second. “I finished the last piece of bread….it was so good….I’m so sad it’s gone!” You manage to get out, tears falling furiously from your eyes.

“Hey, hey — no tears! I can just make more! I can make you more bread if you wish.” Your eyes widen and almost sparkle, if it’s from wonder or just the shine of your tears….we’ll never know.

B spends their entire night making you bread and making sure you don’t overeat. Chuckling every now and then when you praise the bread.

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MORE DRUNK AU TIMES! Mc comes home late and the ro's are up for some reason, poly included, and the mc walks into multiple things, notices the ro's and says, "Youre not my fiance(s)" (they're not actually engaged, they're crushing or in an early relationship, either one). Then proceeds to walk into multiple things before falling onto their back and starts giggling like a teen girl, how do the ro's react?

Drunk au here

M: Towering over your form, they peer down at you. M squints a bit when you start rolling around and kicking your feet while giggling. “What’s ‘rong with ‘em?” They startle at the sound of a slurred voice next to them and see their daughter.

Dawn must’ve woke up when you started running into things, the girls eyes nearly closed as she mimicked her parent. She to peering down at you with to much judgment on her face for her age.

M would grunt and send her back to her back to bed before picking you up and carrying you to your room. They’ll keep the word ‘fiancé’ in the back of their mind. M will ask you what that means in the morning.

S: “….fiancé…?” They mutter, eyes wide as they walked up to your giggling form. “Darlin, what’s all this talk of fiancé’s?” S would poke and prod at you but get nothing but sniggers and evil crackles. “…damn.” They grunt, standing to their full height before bending down and throwing you over their shoulder.

As they carried you to your bedroom, a thousand thoughts ran through their mind. Eyebrows pulled together and lips pressed tightly together.

S wouldn’t bring it up the next day. What if it was a mistake? What if you thought they where someone else? What if it wasn’t a mistake?! To many questions they refuse to get answers for.

B: No matter how hard they try to look stern. B would be giggling along with you, gently nudging you with their crutch. Though in the back of their mind, they started to put things together. B would grab you and sling you over their shoulder and heave you to bed.

B would be humoring you the entire way there. “Uh huh, I’m sure the leafs had a very intriguing conversation with the snails you saw outside.”

They won’t bring it up with you but they’ll definitely tell their mothers about what happened. They themselves blushing like a child when their own parents tease them.

Quad poly: “what…fiancé?”

“I’ll tell you later M…B help me get them to bed.”

“Hm? Oh yes, alright.”

Both S and B would stop you from ricocheting from wall to wall. M trailing behind them with two arms held out behind B, just in case they fell.

Dawn would watch them all place you into bed. B cooing down at you while both S and B seemed deep in their thoughts. She would disappear when M looked her way and twitched their head in a silent demand for her to return to her room.

They wouldn’t mention it to you. B would have a fit trying to pry S and Ms thoughts on the matter. The other two would be to busy trying to buy Dawns silence with treats.

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Okay but how about the Mc crying over how much they love the Ros and just balling over the fact that they want a cookie, but once the Ros get the god forsaken cookie the Mc just takes it then grabs the Ros hand and slips the cookie in their hand and just calmly mutters "I got you a gift.."

(The Ros can bake the cookie or buy it from a shop)

(Quad route too if you don't mind)

THIS IS SO FUNNY?! ANON THIS BRIGHTENED MY WHOLE DAY 😭 Referring to this au here

M: Their speechless. Holding the cookie before slowly looking at you. “I….thank you..” M glanced at the baker who they bought the cookie from and the tips of their ears darkened.

The woman stood there with a hand over her mouth, eyes filled with amusement. M wouldn’t visit that bakery for awhile just because of the embarrassment.

S: “What the fu—I got this for you?!” They snapped, gesturing furiously with the cookie. S scowls at the baker who crackles loudly and narrows their eyes back towards you.

You and S would definitely have an argument in front of the baker, who is almost on the floor laughing.

B: “I-….wh -…I, um…you didn’t want the cookie?” B glanced around their bakery, eyeing the four dozen cookies they’ve made for you in your drunk haze. They would take the cookie, “thank you.”

The rest of the night it’s just the two of you eating cookies. B would find everything very amusingly the next day.

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Hi hi! Turg time again, and now since my drunk au is expanding, I have more ideas to add onto it. Drunk mc comes home and lands on top of the ro's (quad too if you want lmao), and if they ask mc what happened or why MCs on them, mc bites them, hisses, gets up and runs away into a corner, their reactions?

Turg….my fiend sometimes I get worried on how you think of theses ask 💀 (even though they brighten my day low key lmao) Referring to this ask here

M: Would snarl back, eyes glowering towards your form for a second. Their whole body puffing up and a dark aura filling their side of the room before they faltered. Inhaling deeply, they snort at the stench of ale from you.

Just as quickly as they began to get ready to intimidated you, they do the opposite and make themselves smaller. Eyeing you with uncertainty and caution.

If you start acting more like a rabid animal, M would tackle you and wrap you up tightly in a blanket. Holding you hostage in your own homemade creation.

They’ll leave you on the floor, twisting around trying to escape.

Dawn would find the whole situation hilarious.

S: “Aye, what the hells— did you just bite me?!” S would almost fall off the bed in order to put some distance between the two of you. Their jaw would be on the floor when you start hissing at them, eyes almost as wide as dinner plates.

“Darlin, are you drunk?! I can’t believe—-AUGH!” They screech when you lung at them, scratching at them like a feral animal. To make a long story short S would probably just lock you in the room.

If you start acting more like a rabid animal, they’ll treat you like one. Like a wild cat they’ll probably escape the room and lock you in there.

Occasionally checking in on you but immediately slamming the door shut when you threaten to bite them again, scratch at them from under the door.

B: “OW!!?” Would look at you with a look of pure disgust as they wipe the drool from your sloppy, yet ferocious bite on their arm. They would throw themselves onto their leg to grab their crutch.

“What was that for—NO!!” They scream bloody murder when you lung at them. B would just lock you into the room and call their mothers in to help them.

Let’s just say you have two wicked women pinning you down, arguing with B. Who refuses to shove water down your throat.

Everyone would be exhausted by the end of the night.

Quad poly: “OW!”

“Did they just fucking bite you?!”

“They bit me!“

M would arch up like a angry cat and get between you and the other two. S would help B out of the room while M let’s out neutral rumbles towards your feral form.

When S returns they see M, holding you by the nape of your neck. Violently scratching and yowling towards M. Who look’s unruffled.

As soon as S is done laughing, they’ll help M restrain you with blankets and being B back inside the room once it’s safe.

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Drunk mc ask

The Mc is parading around town with a horse of strange animals just following. Mc has names each and every one and has no idea where they came from

Quad and single reactions please

Sorry for the late answers! My classes just started today so I might be a bit late lol

M: “Mc…..why so much animal..?” When you proceed to list of each and every animals name M will listen closely. You start saying how your gonna keep the livestock M will step in.

M would make animal noises and speak to said creatures and the animals will make their own ways home while M takes care of you.

S: “Oh what the hells is this?!!!” When you gesture towards the animals and proceed to tell them every animals name and how they got said name, S will get ready to strangle you.

They would definitely convince you to take the animals home by your ear. The farmers and S would argue quite a bit when you two return the animals.

B: “Did you steal someone’s livestock?!” Mouth on the floor and eyes filled with shock, B will numbly nod along as you proceed to tell them all the animals name. They would definitely try to guilt trip you. “MC, think about it…the poor animals miss there homes. Let’s take them back.”

You crumble immediately and they’ll help you herd the animals back to there homes, B will definitely get a mouthful from some angry farmers though.

Quad poly: “Who’s farm did you break into??”

“Oh farmer Bo is gonna skin me alive…”

“Shut up, B. M help me get the animals back.”

“Mhm.”

S and M will tag team herding the animals back to their homes while B would hold you back. The entire time S and B will be shouting, of course bickering with each other while M talks to the animals.

Let’s just say, when the animals finally return home is well on the next day.

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Drunk mc shows up with a whole group of children who are giggling. Mc calls them their ducklings. No idea who kids these are but the mc won't let anyone take them away. It turns into a game for chase.

Ro+poly reactions?

This is so chaotic I love this au so much 💀

M: “hm..” M would immediately demand you return you ‘ducklings’ which is when you and the little kids start running. They’d chase after you and as soon as the little kids scramble and scurry in different directions, M would feel a bit of amusement in their giggling and squeals of joy.

In the end, it would become a game. M would be picking up children and tossing them up in the air once the kids figure out they’re basically a giant playground.

S: “Who’s kids even are those?!” When you start running around with the kids, S will immediately start going after you and the children. They’ll go after the kids first, snatching them up and holding them upside down by the ankles. “I’m gonna eat this poor bastard if everyone doesn’t come out!“ They’d bellow.

The group of kids along with the MC would have to gang up on them to free the shield from getting eaten. Which will become a game in itself.

B: “Oh for the love of Lapis Lazuli…” B wouldn’t be able to chase after you but they’ll definitely be shouting at the lot of you. When you and the kids tease them that’s when B would reluctantly play along and get more and more easygoing as the game goes on.

B will get ready to throw hands in embarrassment when a village mother comes up from behind them and laughs at them.

Poly quad: “M, you take the group on the right, S you get left.”

“Hm.”

“Alright, let’s do this.”

They would all split up and quickly try to grab you and the little army. M would be hearing the kids like a mother chicken while S would just be after kids with a stick. B would just cheer them on and try to snatch up the MC whenever the other two herd them towards B.

The entire day is filled with shouting. Though they all enjoyed themselves.

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Since the drunk au is awesome Im adding to it,

Mc is found sobbing on the floor and when the Ros ask whats wrong the Mc screams about how leafs eat worms and that, that means the Ros don't love them.

(+Poly route)

M: “…huh?” M has no idea what your on about. Especially when you say leaf’s eat worms. They have two worms in their pocket that can and will argue other wise. M would pick you up and cradle you, telling you how much they love you while slowly walking towards your bedroom.

S: “Who cares what the worms think? Ain’t they dead if the leafs ate em?” This is definitely not the weirdest thing S has heard you say while drunk so they just adapt. When you cry harder when they drag you to your feet, S practically drags you back to bed. Ignoring your wails about how S doesn’t love you anymore.

B: “Oh…alright.” B would just be confused and worried. Confused about what the hells you just sobbed out. Worried about why on earth you are in the floor. B would tell you how much they love you while slowly dragging you to your room. When they do that’s when they just give you tea and show you how much they care.

Quad poly: “Oh hear we go…”

“Oh hush, S! M, pick them up from the floor.”

“Hm.”

Everyone would just collectively ignore your crying and just reassure you that they do love you. B playfully smacks S when they make a vulgar joke, the both of them start to bicker. M take you to your room and tucks you in while giving you water. The two others join after, each giving you their own care.

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Drunk Au is back

Mc is drunk and walks up to M and says "My s/o could take you" and then blinks and says louder "OH M YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED A GUY WHO LOOKED KINDA LIKE YOU SAID HE WANTED TO FIGHT"

Drunk au is back??? Well here’s all the chaos that was meant to be unleashed yesterday !

M: They would make a sound as if they where either constipated or in pain. They’d glance around, just to make sure that they weren’t going mad. “I….what?” Ms hands go up to your face to gently hold it when you start nodding furiously. Fearing you may snap your neck.

“THEY WERE HUGE! They said they could beat you up with ease!”

M is just confused. They would unintentionally going along with it. “Who said that?” M grunts, eyes slightly squinted as they see your entire body vibrate with excitement. You grabbed their forearm and blabbed about how said person was talking badly about them.

M would grow more and more frustrated and confused when you start using words they don’t understand.

The entire night, you’d drag M along while searching for that ‘person’ who said they could take on M. They’d just be trailing after you. Looking very much like a worried dog following their insane owner.

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oh most definitely, I'd help stop the drunk and dead baby au combination any day

Good, now we got two people gatekeeping the au’s from every seeing each other 👌🏼

Never thought this blog would have gatekeepers for au’s 😭

[obesericewrites]

I may have started the drunk au, but I don't consent to the drunk AND dead baby au combination 😭, that'd be more angst than I can handle 😭😭😭😭😭

I KNOW?! I swear if anyone even thinks of combining the two au’s…Trug and I finna do something. Turg u gonna help me whether you like it or not lmao 💀