#anon gremlin

[obesericewrites]

Please ignore that ask about a Hazel, meant to send that to a different IF blog I’m so goddamn embarrassed

To be honest, do be embarrassed as I didn’t even noticed that I don’t even have a character named Hazel. My mind went into autopilot and I was seconds away from answering it 🤣

[allastoredeer]

Alastor and Lucifer are cats sharing the same space and learning to live with each other. Most of the time they will be watching each other with their hair on end. At least once or twice they will groom one another and then swat when one or the other won't sit still. There will be large leaps and zoomies. Long down the line they will be found curled up in a perfect circle.

Charlie put a baby gate in the hall of the top floor so that they can see one another without immediate violence. XD

AGREED!

Also used this as an excuse to draw them as cats :3

[whirlybirbs]

I'm not sure if you would write for him but anything for gojo?? I love him and his teasing antics so much lol

SATORU GOJO is shameless.

Always has been, always will be — especially when it comes to you.

His Clan tried to persuade him into plenty of formal arrangements that would be beneficial for all sorcerer-kind. Big talk for a whole lotta bullshit, honestly. Which is fine, because he's Satoru Gojo — not some loser push-over. He knew he was in love with you then, so it was a no brainer: he offered marriage and a promise that he'd be the best he could be for you every day he breathed.

He's buried in you to the hilt, his smirk bleeding into your vision as you whimper and try to adjust to the sheer length of him — something you're not sure you'll ever get used to.

"Aw, baby, there you go," he murmurs dotingly with a dash of humor, "And no swearing this time! Such a big girl—"

"Shut up—"

He's grinning. "Sorry, would you prefer 'mommy'?"

Your brows climb your face, you're confronted with two big, blue eyes dancing with mischief when you finally peel your own gaze open. He hasn't moved yet. He's letting you relax. How kind.

"Gross," you scoff, your breaths falling into a slower rhythm despite the buzz of pleasure in your abdomen, "No thanks."

"I could make you a mommy," he jokes smoothly, "How about that?"

Oh.

Less gross.

Satoru notices the piqued interest.

His eyes narrow comically, his posture still and arms braced by your head. "Don't tell me you're seriously considering that—"

"You're the one making the breeding joke with your dick in me—"

He's shameless. And you're his. And the clan has been asking for an heir...

"Fine," he concedes with a roll of his hips, "But, only if I get to be daddy."

— [ send an ask: birbs’ smut blurbs; minors dni ]

[kiruamon]

*Picks moon up bridal style and just walks away with him.*

Well, let's see how this goes.

Step 1. Picking up Moon. Yes, yes, this is looking good so far.

Step 2. Walking a- Oh. Hmmm... not sure what this lovely smile is telling us.

Step 2. Walking away. Stealing Anon. Looks like Moon is pulling the uno reverse card on you.

[dangerdragoncat]

Put Clef in a blender

What have you done?

[tanema123]

I promise, this is the last one like this for a bit. We going right back to hazbin hotel. OwO

@seramilla

We got my amazing self, @xellas-the-wanderer, @phantom00maverick and @coallise

AKA, a kobold, gremlin, goblin and a cat trying to get the "Ask" cookies from mage's house. :3

[jokesitos-art]

I remember you have drawn Gremlin Gus fee times

Would you like to do that again?

OMG OF COURSE!!!! AKFJBADJSJKG

[foreignswaggersession]

I agree that Louis is hopelessly in love with Lestat but Armand??? Louis doesn't love the gremlin, probably never did. He was usually distracted by Lestat's hallucination during their time together, he didn't like listening to him and Jacob Anderson outright called Armand a rebound for Louis

Louis never loved Armand. And of course he didn't, their relationship was built on nothing nice.

strongly disagree anon! i think there are multiple moments in paris and dubai (and even sf) where louis expresses his love for armand, in words, looks, and actions. i'm not gonna make this too long, so if there's one moment that proved to me that louis was in LOVE with armand (and certainly isn't just with him as some "sacrifice" on claudia's behalf) it's the sacre coeur scene:

why would louis say this if he didn't care about armand? not only does he want to make a vampire baby with him, he wants armand to experience the event so he can overcome his own maker trauma. and this ask has nothing to do with claudia. louis wants this to be for them, cause he's committed to armand. when i heard this i had to pause cause i realized louis really loved that man DOWN, and he didn't realize just how dangerous armand still was. then after he makes madeleine and she leaves with claudia, he doesn't leave paris. he stays with armand! cause he loves that man! madeleine didn't say all that about louis's love for armand for no reason. it's really not that hard to see. claudia was right - he was lestat's, and now he's armand's. tragedy ensues.

also fyi - i don't care what any of the cast/crew have to say - most people watch tv without commentary and understand it just fine. and as much as i love jacob anderson, he also says game of thrones s8 wasn't that bad so no i don't have to take his word for anything.

[ladymahou]

saw you did Iono! can you do Sango from the Pokemon Horizons anime?

( = ⩊ = )

[obesericewrites]

would any of the people in the poly tie my mc up and hang them from the ceiling?

In a kinky way or in a piñata way….?

[lazylittledragon]

I love that dorian is literally crying as if it would take ANYTHING to convince astarion to let him keep the fur baby

oh absolutely he was Dying to keep that rancid little creature (just more concerned that it might have rabies, probably)

[misc-obeyme]

I came across a "Reverse Trope Writing Prompt" list and had a merry time giggling at some of them. "Too many beds," and "Really nice guy who hates only you," got me in particular, but there are other ones that, I think, got good dramatic legs ("True hate's kiss," and "Soulmates fated to kill each other," are my faves).

Could I ask a snippet for "Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren't actually dating," with the Barbs (or any of the prompts of your choice, they're all winners).

-🪿honk

Ah I saw that post too! I think I reblogged it? If I did, it was to my main. But I'm pretty sure I saw it at some point!

Too many beds lol that just sounds like a slumber party waiting to happen. Or maybe it's a room full of beds and MC ends up on one side and their love interest is on the other side and there are twenty beds in between them.

Anyway, here's MC & Barbatos with everyone being convinced they aren't actually dating! I had a little fun with it~

You were planning an upcoming dance with the student council for RAD. The seven demon brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos were all present. You had discussed most of the details, ironing out things like who was in charge of decorations and who would provide the food.

Now the conversation had inevitably turned to who would be in attendance and if anyone planned to bring a date.

Asmo sighed. "I suppose you're not an option now, are you, MC?"

You blinked and looked at him. "Oh? Did you want to go with me? I don't see why not."

Asmo gasped excitedly, but Satan frowned. "Hang on, MC," Satan said. "Didn't you tell us you were dating Barbatos?"

You shrugged. "Barb doesn't mind. Right?"

You looked over at Barbatos who was sitting a ways down the table from you. "Of course not," he said mildly. "You're free to attend with whomever you choose. I suspect I will be busy with the food anyway."

You noted the raised eyebrows that some of the brothers exchanged.

"Are you sure you guys are dating?" Satan asked.

"Pretty sure, yeah," you said. "Anyway, you wanna go to the dance with me, Asmo?"

Asmo was delighted to take you, of course.

-

You found yourself in class with Beel and Belphie when Barbatos came in from the home economics class next door carrying a tray full of cookies.

He placed the tray down in front of Beel. "I'm afraid I made far too many of these," he said. "I thought perhaps you would enjoy them, Beelzebub."

Beel was already halfway through the large pile of cookies. "Mmnks," he said with his mouth full. Beel handed you and Belphie each a cookie.

"I'm surprised you didn't just bring all these to MC," Belphie said.

Barbatos looked around. "Ah, MC," he said. "I'm afraid I didn't see you there."

"Hey, Barbatos," you said. You gestured at him with the cookie. "Your cookies are delightful as always."

Barbatos bowed formally to you. "You flatter me," he said.

As he left the room, Belphie looked at you askance. "Aren't you guys dating?"

You finished the cookie. "Yeah, why?"

"Oh, nothing," Belphie said, though he clearly didn't believe you.

-

You were alone in your room at the House of Lamentation, laying on your bed and scrolling through your D.D.D.

You heard something and looked up to see Barbatos using a portal to enter your room.

You sat up a little. "Done working already?" you asked.

Barbatos made straight for you and you quickly found yourself being kissed silly. You laughed against his mouth.

He pulled away for a moment to look down at you, a slight frown on his face. "Are you quite finished with your little scheme?" he asked.

You wiped tears of laughter away from your eyes. "Aw, come on!" you said. "It's so funny to see their reactions. It's not my fault you're able to keep the perfect straight face no matter what I say."

Barbatos sighed. "MC, you really try my patience."

You smirked and wrapped your arms around his neck. "Isn't it all worth it when we're alone and you can let yourself go?"

Barbatos looked aggrieved. "You deserve a lecture, but I'm afraid I have other things on my mind."

Needless to say, Barbatos did not leave your room for some time.

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[acetier]

RETURN OF TORIN

The Guy Ever

[marclef]

What would happen if Eyhm fell into like the bathtub or a sink?

oh, that's Eyhm

that's Eyhm falling into the toilet in the pizzeria

[petit-papillion]

When Charles said someone told him it was 23 points not 31.. I was watching his onboards and realized it was Bryan who told him 23 points haha. He definitely forgot that Max gained 8 points as well.

Either way, it's a lot closer than last year for sure, and I hope he can continue to close that gap!

He was definitely disappointed to hear it was 31 instead of 23...

But I think Bryan will be forgiven for his mistake in all the excitement of the race win.

To give you a comparison to 2022 when we started with a winning car and people called out Charles for "losing the championship", here are the points for Charles after 8 GPs:

The difference no DNFs and steady top 4 finishes makes. Fingers crossed we can keep this up!

📸 Reddit/Kolec507

[muzzleroars]

What if (in the broken down V1 future) Gabe storms heaven, with the goal to reclaim his own lost light, knowing that he can never be rejoined with it (he is too demon now and the council are dead), but that there is the faintest hope that he could instead use it to ascend v1 in a fashion, using a part of himself that was unfairly taken but could now be given by his own volition.

Plus the Idea of a 'rising' V1 would be really cool (Gabe is such a good influence on it).

Maybe a rising V1 would burn just hot enough to melt gabe's frozen tears?

(see this!)

anon i'm absolutely enamored with the how romantic this is...to go back to heaven to reclaim his lost soul but not for himself, to give it freely as the only way he might save v1. to fully take back everything that was his and perhaps free himself of the lingering torment that he never should have received by finally having true ownership of himself - that light is not god's, not the council's, not heaven's, but his...to be a fallen angel, to be a demon to those in heaven, yet to commit the most selfless act of giving away everything he thought he once was. it plays on the unicorn motif and mirrors the blood he has given so often, to resurrect with his life force and have it reborn as a symbol of his love. and it makes me think, as gabriel has long since become more demonic in form, v1 can gain a bit of angelic grace through his lost light...ohhhh im a baby.....