#TRASHBAG EMPRESS

[chuluoyi]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 . . . 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ! — masterlist

you are the picture-perfect empress of eastern empire… until your husband the emperor, zen’in naoya, demands a divorce! but you won’t take this lying down . . .

genre: 18+ suggestive content—minors do not interact!—kinda ooc, slowburn, angst to eventual fluff, marriage of convenience, heavy pining, mentions of infidelity, infertility, misogyny, pregnancy, explicit smut, childbirth, curses

note: inspired by and taking some elements of manhwa remarried empress

more: emperor gojo | emperor naoya | official fanart | ko-fi

status: completed

:: 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ::

001 — 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! in which your husband suddenly casts you aside for his expecting mistress… but you won't be dethroned just like that, because the newly coronated western emperor, gojo satoru, sets his sights on you! and thus your revenge against your ex-husband begins...

002 — 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒 ! in the wake of your scandalous divorce, you fall into the arms of emperor gojo satoru. for a while, you believe you have found love… until it becomes clear that your new husband is scheming behind your back! love, marriage, divorce… are you doomed to go through this path the second time?

003 — 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 ! the path of love is never easy for you, be it now or back then. love, pain, betrayal and tragedy — you have been through them all. after all is said and done, you just want one chance at happiness. so will your second marriage be what you always want it to be, or will it be one last heartbreak you have to go through?

:: 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ::

you — empress of eastern empire. formerly a noble lady from an acclaimed clan and then made a crown princess of eastern empire to marry your childhood friend, naoya

gojo satoru — emperor of western empire. previously known as the "cursed prince" for being blind during a period of his childhood. for the longest time, he has been in love with you

zen'in naoya — emperor of eastern empire. your first love, crown prince naoya, wasn't the spiteful emperor who divorces you during the 5th year of your marriage, but the throne seems to shape his ambitions the longer he sits there. has he loved you all this time, you ask? dunno, only he knows

hanabi — naoya's mistress. your head maidservant ever since your marriage to naoya, she is actually compliant and doesn't seem to hold any malice against you. she bears his child, and elevated to the rank of royal consort

geto suguru — the duke. a neat and proper person, emperor gojo's peer, confidant and voice of reason. gojo claims he names his messenger cat (sugu-chan) after him out of love and respect

ieiri shoko — the countess. shoko, geto and gojo went to the imperial academy together, which is why she's so casual around both of them. after marrying gojo, she becomes your lady-in-waiting

:: 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒 ::

prequel: how sugu-chan the cat came to be

empress confronting hanabi (takes place in all hail the empress)

duke geto and the empress’ paintings: part 1 | part 2 | part 3

the empress’ dress visuals

behind the scenes: untold tales

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[jupitermelichios]

rejected riverdale fic ideas

sam and dean winchester hear about the gargoyle king and assume he must be supernatural and spend three weeks chasing a sentient teleporting pile of sticks around the woods before figuring out it's not actually teleporting there's just like 6 different people all concurrently wearing the costume and murdering people

the teen wolf gang take a vacation in riverdale and get trapped in the town's temporal vortex (personally I like to think of it as the timehole but many disagree) and have to figure out how to escape

chose your own adventure fic where you have to stop archie from becoming aware that he's in a fictional narrative and going on a murder spree (again)

jughead jones makes a deal with bill cipher and unleashes weirdmageddon and the gang have to defeat him

the gang discover FP made a deal with bill cipher and unleashed weirdmageddon years ago and that's why riverdale is Like That. no one defeats him, they figure out the mystery and then just go on with their lives because they're all used to it

betty cooper and hannibal lecter team up to fight the trashbag killer

instead of going to hell when he dies, dean winchester accidentally takes a wrong turn and ends up in the great big diner in the sky, riverdale's canonical afterlife, and cas has to figure out how to get him back before someone notices that he lost the michael sword

the same except it happens instead of going to purgatory rather than hell, and benny is the new line cook at pops. he's still a vampire. this is never explained.

instead of whitby, dracula lands in riverdale and the gang have to stop him lucy westernra-ing cheryl

betty the vampire slayer

a tokyo ghoul fusion where it's revealed that half the cast are man-eating monsters disguised as humans. surprisingly little changes except that they resolve the farm plotline by eating edgar evernever.

cheryl's parents are revealled to be hydra agents and they try to use the winter soldier to assassinate hiram lodge but the power of friendship and milkshakes restores bucky's memories

mystery inc investigate the gargoyle king and reveal him to be clifford blossom after a series of light-hearted slapstick chase scenes. the riverdale gang are fully aware that mystery inc are opperating on cartoon logic, and are deeply disturbed by this

instead of washington, warlock's parents move to riverdale, and aziraphale and crowly have to live there while they co-parent the antichrist. (they both notice that tabith is an angel but assume she is aware of this and are much too polite to mention it to her)

cheryl blossom joins the x-men

cheryl blossom joins the brotherhood of evil mutants

toni topaz is given the outsider's mark after empress cheryl is murdered and must rescue britta from the loyalist conspiracy

betty is recruited to the beareau of control

the doctor visits riverdale and reveals that it's actually one of the time war battlefields, hence the timehole, and the gang are all daleks, except reggie, who is a timelord

Cheryl's russian spy parents open a gateway to the upsidedown in the palladium mines under riverdale and unleash a demogorgon on the town

archie is superman and veronica is lex luthor and riverdale is smallville

the entire show is revealed to be evelyn evernever's dream, and also evelyn is confirmed to exst in the tommy westphall universe

what if riverdale but a harem anime

archie is bella swan and veronica and betty are edward and jacob.(jughead is alice. obviously).

stranger things except instead of the upsidedown the dimensional gateways open onto rivervale

just the show loki except instead of the junkyard people the tva pruned go to riverdale. richard e grant loki becomes the new principle at the high school

after archie becomes aware that he's in a fictional narrative, he gains the ability to enter the white space between comics pannels and joins the x-statix

jughead is revealed to be entirely in archie's head, ala fight club

inception fusion where archie and the gang have to go inside hiram's mind to convince him not to bulldoze riverdale to make way for more paladium mines

dilton doily moves to nightvale to work with carlos the scientist and finds to surprisingly peaceful

regency au where alice cooper has to find respectable husbands for betty polly and ethel before anyone finds out about her husband being a serial killer and they become socially ruined

[rayshippouuchiha]

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

[rayshippouuchiha]

AU where Konoha isn’t staffed by fucking idiots and Naruto actually got promoted to chunin after the exams on the account of him BEATING NEJI’S ENTIRE ASS AND MAKING HIM SEE SHINOBI JESUS AND THEN STOPPING AN ENTIRE BIJUU WITH ONLY A SUMMONS AND A GODDAMN TRANSFORMATION.

Then with some freedom and access to actual fucking resources he like advances almost scary quick and makes jonin in little to no time

And then, THEN, Naruto ends up being put into the sensei pool for some ungodly reason (probably Tsunade drunkenly stamping paperwork without paying attention) and gets gremlins of his own.

So you have Naruto, who very much isn’t out of his own gremlin stage, is in fact a God Tier Gremlin with no plans to change, taking on a team of his own and deciding that he’s going to give them all of the TLC and goddamn attention he always craved along with every second of fucking training they can handle and then some.

The village is horrified.

Naruto’s gremlin’s worship him.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Edward was right, he was a monster. Him and the rest of the Cullens.

Going to high school over and over again and just ruining the goddamn grading curve for everyone else year after year

[rayshippouuchiha]

the real reason why they haven’t made a War Machine movie yet is because they know that Rhodey would take the villain out in 15 minutes tops and then the rest of the movie would just be him sighing dramatically and looking handsome while Tony’s on fire or something in the back ground.

[rayshippouuchiha]

I find it absolutely hilarious to think that the Cullens were probably like the annoying vegans of the vampire world

Like Carlisle was spouting off about animal blood and avoiding being cruel to humans and everyone else was like ‘drink a fuckin rapist and maybe then half your family won’t be batshit insane or depressed and you’ll stop destroying the local ecosystems’

come to find out one of the reasons Edward was such a pretentious douchecanoe was because he had a serious vitamin deficiency 

[rayshippouuchiha]

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AU where Konoha isn’t staffed by fucking idiots...

So he gets these Gremlins and goes ‘im gonna be better than the rest’ and hard abuses both his shadow clones and that people can nolonger keep him away from finding the info he wants without Tsunade finding out and raising hell on his behalf. But also he’s teaching them what he’s learned the hard way, like what’s safe to eat esp when you are trying to stay hidden in a village/can’t go to a store or restaurant in a village for some reason.

Look see Naruto has never actually had a family right?

Like he thought Team 7 was gonna be his chance for that but then it just ... well it wasn’t.  Okay?  It wasn’t.  Not like he wanted. Not like he hoped.

So when he’s given these kids, these 3 little gremlins who somehow look even smaller than he remembers being himself a that age (and he was small, chubby cheeked yes but small for ... so many reasons) and he just, he knows that this is his chance.

For real.

He knows it.

Just like he knows that if this doesn’t work out, if these kids hate him, or they die or Tsunade changes her mind about him having a team or whatever?

Then he’s more than likely not going to try again.

So he’s going to give this his absolute all.

Is going to throw himself head first into this in the way that he only does with things that really mean something to him.

And he does, and goddamn it if Naruto doesn’t produce 3 of the strongest, most well rounded (if fucking eccentric) genin ever and one of the absolutely tightest, closest teams to be seen.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Harry Potter GoF AU where Harry’s name comes out of the GoF and after being horrified and shit for a whole 3 seconds he kind of just goes “.... huh...well alright then” and proceeds to give negative fucks about any and everything from there on out.

Boy nose dives straight down into some glorious mix of apathy and spite.

Class? Fuck it, he’s got independent studying to do and it’s not like he’s got exams this year.

House points? pfffttt fuck that noise.

Detentions? Nope, not doing those either.  What’re they gonna do? Expel him? Ha they legally can’t.

4th year is Harry Potter and the Field of Fucks Gone Fallow because boy is straight up out of give a damn by this point.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Team Uzumaki

Kit 1: Nara Sayuri - loner, emotionally soft, slow to anger but viciously tempered.  She has the most normal home life with her parents being absent physically and emotionally more often than not.  Not many friends outside of Team Uzumaki. Naruto calls her Yuyu-chan.

Gremlin 2: Hyuuga Hatsumomo - the human form of the “kitten thinks about murder all day long” meme.  Small, long black/brown hair, vicious.  Naruto calls her Momo-chan.

Kit 3:  Masahiro - clanless orphan, obsessed with fire, dark green hair, practical but clingy with attachment issues.  Growing his hair out to match the girls/Naruto.  Naruto calls him Hiro-chan

[rayshippouuchiha]

Them: The Mandalorian

Me: *a gremlin who refuses to pay for Disney+ and has only seen the show through baby Yoda gifsets on tumblr like Satan intended* I think you mean The Man-DAD-lorian

[rayshippouuchiha]

Executive aesthetic decision that the Kits decide to get their ears pierced so they can wear some of the special sealing studs Naruto has in his ears.

Plus each one of them wears a single dangling Uzumaki spiral with a tassel in their right ears just like their Naru-sensei who wears a crimson spiral with a dark orange tassel.

Hatsumomo’s has a white tassel, Masahiro a red one, and Sayuri has blue.

Pieces of Naruto’s personal style, his homage to his heritage, carried down to his team.

Naruto is moved to tears.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Team Uzumaki Timeline

aka Canon Can Go Fuck Itself

So I’ve been doing some debating and I think the official layout for the time frame for the AU will be something like this:

Naruto’s 12 through the chunin arc and then turns 13 sometime after Tsunade became Hokage and his promotion to chunin.

Sasuke does not leave and we sweep the vast majority of canon off the table and ignore it.  It’s our sandbox now.

Naruto, on the other hand, leaves the village for a full 3 years on his “training trip” with Jiraiya.

During this time he grows a great deal skill wise and ends up a jonin.

Then he turns 16 sometime after he gets back to Konoha permanently and ends up with Team Uzumaki not too long afterwards.

(This is the tentative outline, not yet set in stone, but it’s looking pretty good to me so far and I think it lines up with everything I’ve laid out so far.)

[rayshippouuchiha]

Naruto finds out he’s in the jonin-sensei pool and immediately goes fucking feral trying to read every goddamn teaching/parenting book he can find because he doesn’t know how to care for anything but plants???

Like he’s never met a human nutrition standard in his life and he thinks he’s supposed to be responsible for feeding them at least occasionally??? and he doesn’t want to poison them on accident or something because he’s pretty sure poison is bad for kids.

And then he meets the kits and just shrug emojis and ends up doing things his own way.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE HAVE ALL BEEN SO BLIND!!!?!?!!

How could I have forgotten?!?!?

Y’ALL imagine the sheer shenanigans when Team Uzumaki’s Gremlins meets Konohamaru Squad

Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon VS. Hatsumomo, Sayuri, and Masahiro

aka

The Day Konoha Might Actually End

[rayshippouuchiha]

brilliantbluenebula replied to your post: Depending on who you ask, Team Uzumaki are Kits on...

Every building for a mile around Ichiraku is in some form of disrepair Teuchi: Peaceful day today

Market: *actively on fire*

Ayame: *arranging the tiger lilies Naruto brought her earlier that day*  Great weather we’re having.

Teuchi:  Gotta love this peace and quiet.  The breeze is nice too.