#TRY US1NG

[thewertsearch]

RIP, I guess. 

Let’s be honest - it’s kind of hard to mourn a lusus like this. 

Aurthour did nothing wrong, though. #JusticeForAurthour

Hi, Terezi. What’s up with the imp behind you? 

These small protrusions don’t appear to match any lusus we’ve seen before. Looks like one of the sea-trolls have entered the Medium. 

GC: TH3 TRUC3 W4SNT 4BOUT NOT PL4Y1NG G4M3S TOG3TH3R DUMMY GC: 1T W4S 4BOUT NOT ST4BB1NG 34CH OTH3R 1N TH3 B4CK 4NYMOR3 GC: 4ND STOPP1NG TH3 3NDL3SS CYCL3 OF R3V3NG3

I mentioned before that Terezi is sort of Vriska’s perfect rival - and I think that’s what the comic is going for, too. 

There’s a history between these two that’s resulted in a lot of bad blood. Seems like they both recognize that each is a threat to the other, and have settled into an uneasy stalemate. 

GC: 4ND 4BOV3 4LL NOT US1NG YOUR POW3RS TO HURT P3OPL3 WHO DONT D3S3RV3 1T!

Terezi is very clear here that her violence must always be justified - but she kills John later for shits, giggles, and crimes he hasn’t committed yet. Maybe this session loosens her morals a little - or maybe they’re already looser than she’s pretending. 

AG: Can't you see I'm trying to put all that 8ehind me and make amends with every8ody?

Vriska, are you for real? You’re actively plotting against Aradia as we speak, and you’re talking to an accredited expert on reading people! 

Maybe she thinks the Aradia thing ‘doesn’t count’, because she’s just following the ‘natural law’ of blood hierarchy - whereas her feud with Terezi, being between two trolls of similar blood status, is less socially acceptable.  

AG: I'll prove it to you. I'm giving Aradia a present that will make her feel all 8etter finally.

Hm, yeah, I’m sure you’ve got her best interests at heart. 

This present may or may not ‘make her feel better’ - I actually think it probably will - but that’s certainly not your primary motivation. 

I think this robot body is a way for you to remotely control Aradia. That is your favorite technique, after all, and it’s a clever way to get around trolls who have psionic resistance. 

GC: WH4T3V3R 1T W4S YOU D1D TO H3R 1 TH1NK YOU BROK3 H3R BR41N

Vriska is the one responsible for Aradia’s death.

This death happened to be extremely beneficial for the Voices, helping them manipulate their pawn into releasing Sgrub, and essentially hijacking the session. 

I wonder why she did it? 

[mistyteen-askblog]

H3LLO? 1S TH1S ON? OH 1T 1S? THATS PR3TTY COOL!! H1111 P3OPL3 ON TH3 INT3RN3T!!! MY NAM3 1S M1STY AND TH1S 1S MY F1RST T1M3 US1NG TUMBLR AND ALSO MY F1RST ASK BLOG (WHATEVER ITS CALL?)!! PLS B3 N1C3 TO M3 AND HOP3 W3 CAN BE FR13NDS FOR3V3R X3

OOC: Ayo i’m the user @alicebrightstar you might know me at some point but take a look at that! I’m making my first askblog and is misty being a teen and Scenecore Because I’m wanted to be built different and try to stand out for other misty askblogs lol so basically this version of misty is how I headcanon misty as a teenager/kid from my other posts and ya know I have a great idea to make a askblog about it and since this is my first time doing it, I want everyone to ya know teach me some stuff about ask blogs because will love to learn more about it haha, anyways you can ask some questions to Misty and they will answer it but no nsfw or problematic questions btw!

[pesterloglog]

Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope

Act 5, page 2237

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

AG: It looks like tonight we will have to 8reak our truce. Or at least suspend it. Hope you don't mind!

GC: HOW DO YOU F1GUR3 TH4T

AG: Because tonight we will play a game together. For the first time in I don't even know. Forever!

GC: TH3 TRUC3 W4SNT 4BOUT NOT PL4Y1NG G4M3S TOG3TH3R DUMMY

GC: 1T W4S 4BOUT NOT ST4BB1NG 34CH OTH3R 1N TH3 B4CK 4NYMOR3

GC: 4ND STOPP1NG TH3 3NDL3SS CYCL3 OF R3V3NG3

GC: 4ND 4BOV3 4LL NOT US1NG YOUR POW3RS TO HURT P3OPL3 WHO DONT D3S3RV3 1T!

AG: Man, you like to give me such a hard time a8out all that. I can't catch a 8reak!

AG: Can't you see I'm trying to put all that 8ehind me and make amends with every8ody?

AG: No, of course you can't see that. What am I saying!

GC: 1T'S H4RD TO B3L13V3 YOU W1TH 4LL TH3 LY1NG YOUV3 DON3

GC: YOUR BLU3B3RRY BUBBL3GUM WORDS ST1LL SM3LL PR3TTY GOOD BUT YOUR D3C31T ST1NKS! >8O

AG: ::::(

AG: I'll prove it to you. I'm giving Aradia a present that will make her feel all 8etter finally.

AG: Then I'll 8e in the clear. Phew! Totally redeemed. You'll see. I mean smell.

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOUR3 BOTH3R1NG TRY1NG TO H3LP H3R

GC: SH3 WONT C4R3

GC: WH4T3V3R 1T W4S YOU D1D TO H3R 1 TH1NK YOU BROK3 H3R BR41N

GC: 1TS SO T3RR1BL3

AG: Man, why can't you cut me some slack for once????????

AG: It's not like I even did anything that 8ad to you.

AG: I lost seven eyes 8ut you only lost two! I would say you came out ahead in the 8argain.

GC: 1 KNOW

GC: 4ND 4CTU4LLY

GC: 1 N3V3R R34LLY GOT TH3 CH4NC3 TO TH4NK YOU >:D

AG: Ugh! Your sarcasm really stings when here I am just trying to 8e nice. Ok, I guess I deserve it.

GC: 1M S3R1OUS THOUGH

GC: BUT 1 DONT 3XP3CT YOU TO G3T TH4T

AG: Aaaaaaaah!

AG: Fine, 8e that way. But you shouldn't sit there and pretend we're so different.

AG: Remem8er Team Scourge? How convenient all that must 8e to have forgotten! You were so nasty.

AG: Oh man, if you crossed Terezi Pyrope you were fucked!!!!!!!!

GC: Y34H 1F YOU W3R3 4 B4D GUY

GC: W3 W3R3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 L1K3 4 V1G1L4NT3 DUO D1SP3NS1NG JUST1C3

GC: 4ND YOU COULD T4K3 TH3 B4D GUYS HOM3 4ND F33D TH3M TO YOUR STUP1D SP1D3R

GC: BUT 1NST34D YOU JUST F3D H3R 3V3RYBODY!

GC: 4ND L13D 4ND L13D 4ND L13D

AG: Yeah, those were the days.

AG: I mean, days full of mist8kes and r8gret!

AG: But it was still a lot of fun. Watching you dismantle huge teams of Flarpers with nothing 8ut politics and head games.

AG: Without even using any special powers! Wow.

GC: M3H

AG: Come oooooooon!

AG: What do I have to do here?

GC: 1 DUNNO

AG: Well if you want to know what I think, you should start changing your tune.

AG: Cause even though you got all these highfalutin morals and fancy reserv8tions, you know as well as me that a killer is a killer is a killer!

AG: There 8n't no ch8nging your ways for good, and one d8y you're going to flail that silly l8ttle cane of yours and not find n8thin to 8ump into, and fall f8ce first into the shit ag8in.

AG: And you're going to do something t8rri8le to some8ody and wish you could t8ke it 8ack 8ut you c8n't!!!!!!!!

AG: And then you'll work hard to win 8ack their trust, and you'll try and try and tr8, and you'll see how hard it is!

AG: You'll seeeeeeee!

GC: 1 DOUBT 1T

AG: You'll see.

AG: I am whispering that and it is echoing and ominous.

AG: You'll seeeeeeee........

AG: You'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AG: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

GC: OH W1LL YOU C4N 1T S3RK3T!

AG: Hahahahahahahaha.

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

GC: >XO

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

AG: Whoa, what was that????????

GC: WH4T W4S WH4T

AG: There was a loud noise outside my hive!

AG: It sounded like an explosion.

GC: WOW R34LLY

AG: And then another one!

AG: And now something that sounds like an avalanche!!!!!!!!

GC: W3LL 1F 1 H4D TO GU3SS

GC: 1 WOULD S4Y

GC: 1T W4S PROB4BLY TWO 3XPLOS1ONS 4ND TH3N 4N 4V4L4NCH3

AG: That dum8ass is probably punching ro8ots again.

AG: I will go outside and look.

GC: OK

GC: TRY NOT TO G3T BURN3D OR CRUSH3D TO D34TH OR 4NYTH1NG TH4T WOULD B3 4WFUL

AG: You got it! ::::::::)

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

[gamegrgl]

How'd you get your start as a 'pro gamer'> Bet you lost a lot in the beginning, the gamer rage must be the stuff of legends!

"oh y34h, th4t'z r1ght, 1 usu4lly 4nsw3r qu3st1onz n stuff 4bout how r4d 1 4m."

"w3333ll 1 know wh4t you m1ght th1nk but 1 w4z b4s1c4lly N3V3R 4 'nooblord' l1k3 you guyz p3rp3tu4lly 4r3. 1 w4z th3 fuck1n' bomb 4t 3v3ry g4m3 1 3v34 pl4y3d. f1rst try, 1d1ot~"

"4nd 4nyon3 who s4yz oth3rw1s3 1s noth1n' but f4rt fum3z now~"

"4H3M."

"th4t b31n' s41d, 1 m4y soooom3t1m3z g3t 4 l1ttl3 g4m3r r4g3 from t1m3 to t1m3. usu4lly 1f som3 SCRUBLORD 1z us1ng som3 ch34p4ss str4t 4nd b31n' 4 b1tch 4bout 1t. usu4lly th3 4ngr13r 1 g3t, th3 loud3r my 4ss ro4rz. so w4tch out b1tch3z~"

[nickel-ii]

Try g01ng 0uts1d3 4nd us1ng p0w3rs, th4t w4y th3 0r4ng3 guys pl4c3 d03snt g3t m3ssy

...maybe later. I'm not too big of a fan of lightning, anyhow.

[thebigshotman]

You might need this... *Spaul has received a chainsaw.

Spaul barely has time to react, only processing that a faceless person is in front of him. He recoils back, afraid of what might happen…

Only to receive some sort of weapon he’s never seen before. It…looks quite deadly though. Like it could finish off that SOUL anon easily. He faces away from the anon for a second to try out the button on it.

The force of it starting up makes him fall onto his back as the blade rumbles and grinds menacingly, Spaul taking his hand off of it and looking at it in sheer awe. The eyes in his glasses dart to the anon, whom he is now looking at upside down, as he speaks.

*THA-THA-TH4NKS FOR TH3 [[construction equipment now on sale]]!!! N0T IF I’LL B3 ABLE TO [black belt] US1NG THIS, BUT…

His eyes fly to another direction. To the audience, as the blade pixels away into his inventory.

*4N YONE ELSE OUT THER3 HAVE [[armory of weapons]]???

[bullflight]

shadesandslays replied to your post: somet1mes, rarely, 1 get these we1rd dreams where...

Frightening.

t1s the season.

[gal-liveblogs]

A parting gift from an old flame, it was given to one of my splinters in a distant timeline before ending up in my posession via lots of complicated shit that I don't wanna get into.

O.K. So someone gave some version of Dirk Hussie painting of a quarterback fighting a horse. I have an intense desire to know who.

"Dear Dirk, In memory of our precious time together. When you look at it, think of me, and be reminded that while we breathe, we Hope." -B.O

Oh fuck me, it was Obama. Jesus Christ, I can’t.

O.K., I had been wondering what this stuff in the corner was, but didn’t comment as I couldn’t think of how to describe them. Now, though, we have a bigger picture and that’s a cherub paint set and an old troll horn headband. Probably Calliope’s stuff.

This set of paints and the charred remains of my HORNED HEADBAND are the only surviving relics of the first and last WORLDWIDE INTERSPECIES ROLEPLAYING SESSION we ever attempted on Earth C.

Oh. Not Calliope’s. They are, in fact, Dirk’s. The Interspecies Roleplaying Session was probably orchestrated by Calliope, though.

Calliope got it into their head that dressing up in cosplay would be a fun community activity.

Right on the money!

In other news Dirk’s trollsona has a unicorn horn. So it’s not that the headband was tilted and the other horn was hidden behind the paint set like I thought. Also Dave’s trollsona has dick horns. I am not surprised. Weird how Dirk, Dave, and Rose didn’t bother to give themselves black hair. Rose gave herself yellow scleras, but couldn’t commit to the black hair it seems.

Vantas had some very uncharitable things to say about the idea, and for once in his life I think he was right.

I mean, it’s like when white people dress as Native Americans for Halloween. I can understand his anger. Though even if he didn’t have a good reason Karkat would have still been angry, I’m sure.

Plants are basically the ideal friends. They don't constantly question your decisions, or try and undermine your authority, or suggest that perhaps you should try talking about your feelings every once in a while.

I think Dirk’s issue with Homestuck getting too feelings-y was that he doesn’t like talking about his own feelings.

Wait. Does Terezi have some form of narrative control? She made it clear in one of the Epilogues that she was aware of Dirk’s narration. I’m going to assume that while Terezi herself can’t narrate, she can submit commands.

DIRK: I see you've found the command terminal.

Oh. So she can submit commands not through her own power, but because there’s one of those exile command terminals things on this ship. O.K. They have everything else on this ship, might as well have one of those too.

TEREZI: 1T S33MS TO M3 L1K3 L3TT1NG M3 BOSS YOU 4ROUND FOR 4 F3W M1NUT3S 1S TH3 L34ST YOU COULD DO TO M4K3 UP FOR WH4T PROB4BLY 4MOUNTS TO TH3 MOST BOR1NG 1NT3RG4L4CT1C VOY4G3 1N TH3 H1STORY OF SP4C3 TR4V3L

I don’t know, I think Jade’s voyage after Davesprite and John blew up might be a good contender for that title. Then again Jade had practice not having anyone with a degree of intelligence around to talk to. Then again she still had the internet on her island and could talk to her friends, unlike on the Prospit ship.

TEREZI: 4ND CONS1D3R1NG TH4T ON3 OF MY TWO PR1OR 3XP3R13NC3S 1NVOLV3D SCOUR1NG TH3 FR4CTUR3D, D1S1NT3GR4TING CORPS3 OF P4R4DOX SP4C3 FOR... WH4T F3LT L1K3 4N 3T3RN1TY,

Oh yeah, I guess that would also be a contender too.

DIRK: What, Heart and Mind?

TEREZI: M1ND 4ND H34RT, Y3S

I have a feeling Terezi purposefully switched them around to make her aspect first and to just be a tiny annoyance to Dirk.

Dirk, how dare you use Complacency of the Learned to even out a chair! Does Rose know you’re using her book like that?

> L1B3R4T3 L4LOND14N L1BR4RY

Thank you, Terezi.

TEREZI: DO3S ROS3 KNOW YOUV3 B33N US1NG ON3 OF H3R NOV3LS TO PROP UP TH4T DISGUST1NGLY T4CKY CH41R?

Terezi and I are one.

DIRK: (I captchalogue the book into my MSPA MODUS. Forget HASH MAPS, PICTIONARY, or any of that shit. This thing is where it's at.)

What the FUCK does MSPA Modus entail???

TEREZI: 4W WH4T TH3 H3LL

TEREZI: TH3 CH41R W4S SUPPOS3D TO F4LL OV3R

DIRK: I'm not sure I understand. Why would it? The four legs are all touching the floor.

TEREZI: ...

DIRK: Try not to think about it too hard.

Ha!

TEREZI: FOR SOM3ON3 WHO CL41MS TO KNOW 4 LOT 4BOUT JOK3S YOU SUR3 H4V3 CONT1NU3D TO S4Y B4S1C4LLY NOTH1NG FUNNY 3V3R

Oooh, burn! When I get around to doing my fourth read of Homestuck I’ll have to tally any instances of Dirk telling a funny joke just to see if this holds up.

For a second there I was really confused over what fractal nonsense was happening here, but then I remembered Dirk is controlling the narrative. That includes the pictures, not just the text.

DIRK: Not many really understand that when pleasure is taken seriously enough, it can easily mimic the appearance of business, just as when irony is practiced with enough passion, it becomes indistinguishable from sincerity.

So Dirk’s idea of loosening up and having fun, whether for the irony or sincerity of it, is drawing himself in romantic situations with Jake. Yeah, that pans out.

(Seriously, why is Jake such a heartthrob? John is described as dorky looking and he and Jake are practically carbon copies.)

TEREZI: DO YOU... W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T...?

DIRK: Absolutely the fuck not.

Terezi, did you seriously expect him to answer with anything else?

This feels like a meme image.

TEREZI: TH4TS TH3 ON3 TH1NG 1 4LW4YS FOUND D1FF1CULT 4BOUT M4K1NG COM1CS W1TH D4V3

TEREZI: YOU H4V3 TO DR4W 333333V3RYTH1NG >:[

God, hard agree. This is why I could never have a comic. As much as I’d like to I just get burnt out with all that tedious drawing.

DIRK: Exactly. But sometimes, visuals are just a more effective way of doing things.

DIRK: So finding the right combination of words and pictures to communicate an idea efficiently is where the artistry lies.

DIRK: And sometimes that means dispensing with one or the other entirely when appropriate.

See, this is why the Homestuck style comic is so interesting. I don’t think other comics combined panels and text like Homestuck did, and now there are so many copies of the style out there!

Woah, I feel like I just got whiplash with the disappearance of the panels!

For the sake of precedent, I'm saying that we can cloak the visuals entirely and continue with narration alone, replacing the panel with a block of text like this, which we can call a “prattle” from now on.

Right, so when we go into a more book-like format it’s a prattle. Got it. Good name, since it’s just Dirk droning on to himself.

So then Dirk narrates Terezi using the command terminal to get him to do a slew of bizarre actions. He says it’s to show how much can be done in a short amount of time (a single block of text as opposed to 50 panels), but I have a feeling the real reason is so that we, the readers, don’t actually get to see him doing any of this stuff. He doesn;t get an audience to such an embarrassing display and he gets to rub our faces in it.

She has me undertake the most intense workout routine paradox space has ever seen, all while whistling the entire discography of the Swedish pop group ABBA, which she's taken a liking to recently for some god forsaken reason.

Terezi likes ABBA? That’s amazing. I need a video of Terezi singing and dancing along with Dancing Queen now.

(... And which coincidentally was a favorite cultural weapon of Her Imperious Condescension back on Earth, centuries ago. Mamma Mia in particular was repurposed as a sugar-coated propagandist piece, calling for worldwide submission to the Batterwitch's dictatorship. "My my, how can I resist ya," as the old saying goes.)

HOLY SHIT. Now I just had a headcanon that all trolls love ABBA.

DIRK: I told you I could have fun.

TEREZI: Y34H YOU SUR3 SHOW3ED M3 1 GU3SS

Dirk, are you saying Terezi purposefully trying to torture you was actually fun? ... Are you secretly a masochist? Do you... Do you like being bossed around and forced to do ridiculous stunts? I am learning so many things about Dirk I never expected.

TEREZI: WH4TS TH1S TH1NG OV3R 1N TH3 CORN3R

TEREZI: UND3RN34TH TH1S B1G SH33T TH1NG

DIRK: Don't look in there.

TEREZI: OH SHHHH 1M ONLY T4K1NG 4 P33K

DIRK: Terezi.

DIRK: Listen to me.

TEREZI: 1M JUST L1FT1NG UP TH3 COV3R 4 L1TTL3 W4YS!!!!

DIRK: Terezi please stop talking right now.

TEREZI: D1RK HOLY SH1T

TEREZI: W

Well that sounds sinister. With Dirk I would think ti was a robot of some kind, but given his new hobby of collecting things from various timelines and his skill in building it could literally be anything.

At first I was confused at the three panels that follow, showing Dirk’s room in disarray, but then I rememebered that Dirk did a whole bunch of shit we didn’t get to see because we were in Book Time.

ROSEBOT: So, I guess today is finally the day everything's been heading towards.

I honestly thought she was going to say “today is finally the day we fuck everything up”. Not sure if the actual line counts as a callback or not now.

ROSEBOT: Instead, it feels like the very notion of fortune is simply out of the question as a means of describing the potential outcome.

ROSEBOT: As though in this moment, luck isn't either strictly real or not real, or somewhere inbetween, but absent of meaning completely.

ROSEBOT: Luck took one look at our itinerary from here on out and said you'll just have to go on without me.

So it’s Schrödinger's Luck of Who Gives a Shit? Been reading so much Dirk I tried to channel my inner Strider there. Moving on I feel like this is a very bad situation for Rose to be in. Her Aspect is luck, so what does it mean for her when she’s in a position like this?

ROSEBOT: You aren't going to believe this, but it turns out that the deranged horny ramblings of a spurned anime-obsessive have essentially no therapeutic properties whatsoever.

Rose is a gift.

I wish I could copy and paste Dirk’s whole spiel about the ocean, both literal and metaphorical, but since it’s Dirk it’s just way too long. Suffice to say I thought it was some lovely writing and really got the the meat of who Dirk is as a character. His loneliness, his fear, his eventual peace, what it means to be an ascended Prince of Heart. Good stuff.

DIRK: What's that noise I'm hearing.

DIRK: It sounds a little bit like a cat being caught in a ventilation fan. A sort of...

DIRK: Inhuman screeching, combined with the grinding of metal.

DIRK: Are we even going to make it to the ground?

ROSEBOT: Oh, no,

ROSEBOT: The ship's fine as far as I can tell.

ROSEBOT: That's just Terezi laughing.

Terezi is also a gift.

Then we end with a rather pretty image of the ship coming in for a crash landing on an Earth-like planet. I would share it, but it’s a tall panel and this post is long enough as it is. Very curious what this planet is. I would guess it might be a Earth, but the landmasses don’t look like any on Earth. Could be artistic license,  but I feel like we have too many Earths as it is. Let’s get some new planets up in here!

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I1] ====>

TEREZI: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. 4RGH NO, TH4T SOUNDS SO T-O-T-4-DOUBLE-LIZZY 1RIZZON1C! Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D 1S 4NOTH3R HIZZUM4N US1NG 1RONY 4T M3 1N 4N 4TT3MPT TO "H3LP" TEREZI: STIZNOP TRY1NG TA B3 P4LS W1TH M3 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N, 1TS W31RD1NG M3 OUT TEREZI: W3 N3V3R T4LK3D 4BIZZAY OUR V4GU3LY S1M1L4R PROBL3MS B3FIZZOR3 TEREZI: NOW YOU W4NT TO B3 S33R BIZZLE W1TH M3 B3C4IZZAY3 YOUR FR13ND STR4ND3D US ON YO' H1D3OUS PL4N3T? 

ROZE: Hizzle. ROZE: Mah planet be funky ass. ROSE: Well. Chill as I take you on a trip. 'n tha shade at lizzay. 

TERIZZLE fo my bling bling: WH4T SH4D3? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.?? 

ROZE: ... 

TEREZI so show some love, niggaz! TH3 WORST TH1NG 1SNT 3V3N HOW BR1GHT 1T 1S, OR HOW TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1RS WR34K1NG H4VOC ON MAH P4N TEREZI: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. 1TS R3M3MB3R1NG TH4T 1 US3D TA TH1NK YOUR L4ND SM3LL3D SO D3L1C1OUS TIZZLE: BUT NIZZLE 1T LOOKS SO NIZZY TA M3 TEREZI gangsta style: 4ND 1 C4NT S33 1T 4S 1 US3D TA S33 1T 3V3N 1F 1 TRY TEREZI with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: MAH S3NS3S 4R3 4LL CONFIZZLE NIZNOW TEREZI: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. HOW COULD TH3 S4M3 C4NDY COLOR3D PL4C3 S33M SO 4TTR4CT1V3 WH3N 1M BL1ND 4ND SO GROSS WH3N 1M H34L3D? TEREZI: 4ND WH4T 1S W1TH TH3S3 D1SGUST1NG BLIZZOCKS OF G1BB3R1SH FLIZZAY 4ROUND 3V3RYWH3R3?

> [A6A6I1] ====>

[thelifetimechannel]

JANE: Hello again, Ms. Pyrope! TEREZI: PL34SUR3 TO H4V3 YOUR COMP4NY MS H31R3SS >:] TEREZI: TO WH4T DO 1 OW3 TH1S 4UD13NC3 W1TH TH3 QU33N OF K3Y L1M3? JANE: Ok, that one I like a lot better. I do make a mean key lime pie if I do say so myself. TEREZI: YOUR3 W3LCOM3 TEREZI: TH1NK1NG UP MY CUSTOM4RY N1CKN4M3S FOR 4 N3W R3T1NU3 1S ON3 W4Y TO K33P TH3 TH1NKP4N BUZZ1NG TEREZI: 1 4M ST1LL WORK1NG ON YOUR 1MP3R14L T1TL3 TEREZI: 1F YOUR3 ST1LL OP3N TO TH3 1D34 JANE: I haven't decided yet. JANE: Right now, the precise details of my future role are sort of a big question mark. JANE: I mean, what are the duties and responsibilities of a combination CEO and... goddess? JANE: ...oh shucks busters that IS what I am now. How about that. TEREZI: NO ON3 1S 4SK1NG YOU TO T4K3 UP TH3 SC3PT3R 4ND L34D TH3M 1NTO 4 PROSP3ROUS BUS1N3SS QU4RT3R R1GHT 4W4Y JANE: I know! It's just going to take some getting used to. JANE: At any rate I know I don't want to take up the Condesce's mantle. I won't be an empress or an imperial anything, even in name. TEREZI: SUCH SYMBOLS C4RRY M34N1NG JANE: They do! Hence the rebranding. :B JANE: CrockerCorp, on the other hand... is going to take more thought. JANE: At least Dad'll be happy to manage the assets for another two years. TEREZI: 1TD ONLY T4K3 SO LONG TO R3H4B TEREZI: TH3 ON3S WHO R3M3MB3R W1LL ONLY B3 4ROUND FOR SO LONG JANE: Yes. JANE: But I'll remember. JANE: And I'm going to be around for quite awhile. JANE: I always thought of CrockerCorp as a homebuilt family brand, you know? Started out of my great-grandmother's kitchen, or so the story went. JANE: Of course that's a folksy spin for PR, but it was still the Crocker legacy and I felt proud to be a part of a line of plucky, successful go-getters. TEREZI: 4BSOLUT3LY! TEREZI: M4NY 4 YOUNG TROLL OF MY HU3 T3MP3R4TUR3 DR34MS OF 4DD1NG ONTO TH31R 4NC3STORS L3G4CY TEREZI: MYS3LF 1NCLUD3D TEREZI: 4T L34ST... ONC3 UPON 4 T1M3 JANE: But then you grow up and find out that legacy is a lot more complicated than the starry-eyed half-truths you were fed as a kid, huh? TEREZI: D3F1N1T3LY TEREZI: B3H1ND 3V3RY L3G3ND 1S 4 P3RSON, COMPL1C4T3D 4ND FL4W3D TEREZI: N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3 D3D1C4T3D H3R L1F3 TO UPHOLD1NG JUST1C3 BUT BY WHOS3 D3F1N1T1ON? JANE: The empire's, I'd imagine. JANE: I'm certain her own record isn't spotless, even by Alternian standards. TEREZI: NOP3 JANE: It's easy to leave out someone's doubts, fears, and shortcomings when you're trying to make a story out of them. TEREZI: 3SP3C14LLY 1F TH3Y DONT F1T TH3 N4RR4TIV3 >:/   JANE: Yeah! But what do you do when that role model you built up turns out to be rather flimsy? JANE: It's daunting to think of my life without CrockerCorp. I'm not saying it can't be done, just that despite everything I'm still rather... attached. TEREZI: 1 UND3RST4ND TEREZI: F1ND 4 N3W ON3 M4YB3? TEREZI: L1V3 BY YOUR OWN 1D34LS? TEREZI: PLUCK 4ND JUST1C3 4R3 NOT F4K3 1D34S JUST B3C4US3 TH3 ON3S WHO 1NSP1R3D TH3M 1N YOU 4R3 TEREZI: 1 ONC3 B3L13V3D SK414 W4S 4 K1ND OF JUST FROM HOW 1T 4RB1T3D OUR F4T3S BUT 1TS NOT CONC3RN3D W1TH US 4S 1ND1V1DU4LS TEREZI: TH3 ST4ND4RDS YOUR3 R41S3D W1TH C4N B3 WRONG 4ND SO C4N B1G B3RRY ORBS OF POT3NT14L 4ND UN1V3RS3 FROGS TEREZI: SO 1N TH3 3ND 1 MUST D3F1N3 WH4T 1 B3L13V3 JUST1C3 TO B3 JANE: Like the golden rule? TEREZI: 1 PR3SUM3 TH3 YOUR V3RS1ON DO3SNT 1NCLUD3 "GLORY TO TH3 3MPR3SS" JANE: Nope! "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." TEREZI: TH4T COULD H4V3 SOME... 1NT3R3ST1NG 1NT3RPR3T4T1ONS TEREZI: 1 DOUBT MOST P3OPL3 WOULD 3NJOY WH4T 3QU1US W4NTS DON3 UNTO H1M FOR 3X4MPL3 JANE: ...It's more the spirit of the thing, I think. JANE: I know I wouldn't want to be oppressed by a tyrannical alien dictator and for that matter neither would most people, so a tyrannical alien dictator I shan't be. TEREZI: 4 GOOD C4LL G3N3R4LLY SP34K1NG JANE: It would make up for some of the things I've done. Like accidentally feeding a vampire's habit... TEREZI: YOU D1D WH4T JANE: Many things I am not proud of. JANE: Though selling the blood proved to be to our advantage in the end, and quite profitable! TEREZI: WOW TEREZI: HOW OLD 3V3N W4S SOM3 OF TH4T JANE: I don't know, ask the clown fellow. TEREZI: 1D R4TH3R NOT JANE: Yeah, me neither. TEREZI: W3 S33M TO B3 ON TH3 S4M3 P4G3 1N M4NY R3SP3CTS JANE: I guess so! JANE: It seems we've got more in common than I expected. Do trolls have crime drama television? That seems like something you'd be into. TEREZI: W3 D1D THOUGH 1M NOT SUR3 HOW MUCH 1T R3S3MBL3S YOURS TEREZI: L3G4L PROC33D1NGS WOULD TURN 1NTO MURD3R TR14LS W1TH 4L4RM1NG R3GUL4R1TY JANE: Gosh, explains why Karkat practically shrugged off the, ah... incident. TEREZI: OH DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T TEREZI: 4S F4R 4S F1RST 1MPR3SS1ONS GO ST4BB1NG 1S PR4CT1C4LLY ROUT1N3 FOR H1M JANE: Yikes. TEREZI: WH3N 1 W4S YOUNG 1 3N4CT3D 4LL K1NDS OF COURT ROOM DR4M4! TEREZI: NOT SO MUCH 4NY MOR3 TEREZI: B3S1D3S WH1L3 1NV3ST1G4T1NG MY L4ST C4S3 MY FOR3NS1CS T34M PROV3D 1NCOMP3T3NT 4ND H4D TO B3 L3T GO TEREZI: SO 1 ST4BB3D TH3M 4LL TEREZI: TRULY L4M3NT4BL3 JANE: Uh. TEREZI: TH3Y W3R3 4LL STUFF3D TOYS TEREZI: 1 PROB4BLY SHOULD H4V3 M3NT1ON3D TH4T JANE: Oh. Phew, for a second I was worried. JANE: I do love a good mystery myself! I'm always up for a spot of detectiving. And the puzzles here in the Medium turned me into quite the super-sleuth! TEREZI: HMMM... TEREZI: P3RH4PS 1F TH3 N33D AR1S3S 1 COULD H4V3 4 D1FF3R3NT POS1T1ON FOR YOU TEREZI: TH4T 1S, 1F YOU'D 3V3R B3 1NT3R3ST3D 1N US1NG YOUR SL3UTH1NG SK1LLS FOR... TEREZI: JUST1C3 >:] JANE: A worthy cause if I ever heard one. JANE: We split the profits 50-50. TEREZI: D34L JANE: Then just call me Detective Crocker, hardboiled private eye! TEREZI: TH3N W3LCOM3 TO TH3 T34M, D3T3CT1V3 CROCK3R JANE: Detective Crocker, queen of key lime... I'm digging the sound of it. JANE: It's not exactly divine, but I think I'm content to stay down here on earth awhile. JANE: I'm only sixteen, for pete's sake! There's a lot I haven't gotten to do yet! TEREZI: 1 H4D 4T L34ST ON3 T1TL3 ID34 FOR YOUR 3V3NTU4L 4SC3ND4NCY WH3N3V3R YOU G3T 4ROUND TO 1T JANE: Oh? Well, let's hear it then. TEREZI: H3R 3T3RN4L R4D14NC3 JANE: ...my. JANE: It sounds lovely. TEREZI: YOUR3 W3LCOM3

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Alaska: Day 14

MICEXA: -She's wandering through the halls, peeking her head into the room where the infirmary beds are kept. Those who required surgery should be in here, at the very least, and luckily they should have painkillers and IVs. She was sent with some rations to deliver.-

REDGLARE: -She is here, and awake. Now that she has an actual bed to lay on she doesn't seem to be able to keep her eyes shut. Figures. Lucky enough that they're some pretty powerful painkillers, after being through all... that.-

MICEXA: -She finally beats her hesitance and steps inside the room, carrying a big ol' tray of food and doling out plates to various bedside tables before pausing at Redglare's with hers.- You're awake.

REDGLARE: -EYES THE FOOD SOME, and then up at her a moment.-

REDGLARE: C4n't sl33p.

REDGLARE: Suppos3 1 should. 34t.

MICEXA: ... -kind of sits on the edge of Redglare's bed- Painkillers working? -offers her a roll from the plate-

REDGLARE: -She reaches over and takes one.- St1ll f33ls l1k3 d34th.

REDGLARE: suppos3 th3y d1dn't w4st3 t1m3 putt1ng you to work.

MICEXA: I'm still able bodied. Mostly.

MICEXA: Plus, I wouldn't know how to help them. I do know how to do this, though.

MICEXA: ... You're all still supposed to be heading for Minnesota?

REDGLARE: 1t's wh3r3 our cr3w 1s go1ng to b3.

REDGLARE: Wh3r3 th3 B3tty Crock3r corpor4t3 h34dqu4rt3rs 4r3.

REDGLARE: Doubt you und3rst4nd y3t. M4yb3... 3v3ntu4lly.

REDGLARE: Th1s 1s b1gg3r th4n you prob4bly r34l1z3.

MICEXA: I've seen enough inside the system to get my own ideas, but... you're probably right.

MICEXA: I'm sure it's why Terezi decided to be with all of you.

MICEXA: She... was always trying to look at some bigger picture that I never really thought was there. I told her so once.

MICEXA: ... I wish I could tell her I'm different now.

REDGLARE: -she almost seems to smile. cracked lips and all.- REDGLARE: Took m3 4 long t1m3. H4h.

REDGLARE: Sh3's not hold1ng 4 grudg3.

MICEXA: You think so? MICEXA: ... Probably not. But even so...

MICEXA: Anyway. Hesony and I both could probably use more information than the legislacerators' criminal dossier.

REDGLARE: ... REDGLARE: -She blinks her eye at her, slowly and sleepily.- REDGLARE: Wh4t k1nd?

MICEXA: Anything you have to share. I want to understand what's happened on that ship.

REDGLARE: -She closes her eye and exhales.- 4 lot. REDGLARE: Look 4t m3. REDGLARE: H3ll, you don't n33d tr41n1ng. My f1l3 d1dn't h4v3 th1s. -She gestures at the scar and her missing eye.- REDGLARE: W3 w3r3 s3t up. 4ll of us. Thos3 doss13rs 3x1st3d b3for3 4ny 1nd1ctm3nt of cr1m3.

REDGLARE: So w3 st4rt3d to f1ght. REDGLARE: two pl4n3ts w3r3 cl34r3d off th3 m4ps. REDGLARE: l1k3 1 s41d. B1g.

REDGLARE: ... REDGLARE: 1 don't know wh4t th3y d1d to J4d3, but sh3 1sn't l1k3 th4t. Or norm4lly c4p4bl3 of 1t. -she sorta rambles unclearly. Probably a result of the meds.-

REDGLARE: Sh3 c4n't do th4t, 31th3r, wh4t3v3r th3 n4tur3 of h3r 1mpl4nts.

MICEXA: Jade Harley? MICEXA: I was told she was suspended from the watchlist...

REDGLARE: B3c4us3 sh3 1sn't,

REDGLARE: Sh3 1s not... W1th us.

REDGLARE: now sh3's und3r control.

MICEXA: Mind control. Figures...

REDGLARE: 1 don't know 1f we 3v3n h4v3 4 w4y to stop 1t. To stop h3r. Sh3 could do 1t 4g41n. S3nd us 1nto sp4c3... REDGLARE: w3 don't h4v3 m4ny opt1ons.

MICEXA: She's a human, isn't she? MICEXA: The only mind control that effects them are the technological ones, but for the majority of the population it's only been used in small waves... MICEXA: I don't know what it would take to control one completely, or what it would take to stop it, either.

REDGLARE: -Nods, distantly.-

MICEXA: -frowns- ... But it's possible someone else does.

REDGLARE: Poss1bl3...

REDGLARE: -She shakes her head.- don't know wh4t 3ls3 1s us3ful. You won't g3t much from 4nyon3 3ls3.

MICEXA: -stares down at the plate- MICEXA: I would still like to help you all get there. It won't be easy.

REDGLARE: ... H4v3n't b33n up to l1st3n 1n. REDGLARE: do th3y h4v3 4 pl4n?

MICEXA: I told them where you were planning to go. They seem willing to help, but they've got a lot going on right now with the attack... they probably won't be able to spare much. They gave me some maps for safer travel routes, at least.

REDGLARE: 3xp3ct3d 4s much. REDGLARE: W3 h4v3 4 long w4y to go 1n 4 short t1m3.

MICEXA: I'm experienced piloting most vehicles. As long as we can keep getting one, anyway.

REDGLARE: ...You know wh4t tr4nsports th3 3mpir3's b33n us1ng? Hubs out h3r3?

MICEXA: Usually small ships... closer travel uses ground vehicles and lusii. There have been a good number of commandeered human planes as well. MICEXA: Instantaneous transport is spreading out from the capital, last I heard... not that that does us much good. MICEXA: -she's quiet for a few moments, then- \|/ait... -pulls out the maps she has and glances over them- If I remember right, there's a housing station for lusii here. -points at a town on the map not too terribly far away. Vancouver?- If we could grab a big one, I think we could travel virtually undetected.

REDGLARE: 1f w3 c4n gr4b 1t... 4nd control 1t. So you h4v3 3xp3r13nc3 w1th th4t?

MICEXA: A little. -frowns. It's mostly experience taking the lusii of the executed.- It isn't fun. Easier with a communer, but I don't imagine we have one of those to spare.

REDGLARE: Not w1th us.

MICEXA: None of our options are great ones. MICEXA: There's also... MICEXA: Sea travel. I don't think there's much being monitored or used there, if you're not afraid of what might be in the water.

REDGLARE: Not... L1k3 4nyth1ng h3r3 on l4nd's b33n k1nd.

REDGLARE: thos3 4n1m4ls. W4sn't just 4 dr34m, r1ght?

MICEXA: Animals?

REDGLARE: Th3-- th3 th1ngs. W1th th3 bugs 1n th3m. Th3 w1r3s.

REDGLARE: -blinks slowly....-

MICEXA: Right. The bioweapons... MICEXA: They were supposed to be an experiment. Mobile weapons that could be powered with biological matter. They only got to the mobile stage before they were abandoned, but they... started powering themselves.

MICEXA: Now they're just trying to take over any living matter they can find.

REDGLARE: 4ny l1v1ng m4tt3r... could st1ll b3 spr34d1ng.

MICEXA: Yes. Probably is.

REDGLARE: Sh1t.

MICEXA: No one's got a good solution for it yet. Probably won't even try until it's a bigger problem. Your group and its trouble is a little higher priority currently.

REDGLARE: H4. REDGLARE: Th3 mor3 p3rson4lly 3mb4rr4ss1ng probl3m.

MICEXA: Naturally. -sighs... and keeps glancing over the maps, idly-

REDGLARE: ...You h4v3n't... s33n 4ny n34r h3r3.

MICEXA: Not since the cavern.

REDGLARE: -She relaxes, just a bit.-

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[h3ro1c]

☠ - magic

☠ - And a name/ topic to hear what they hate the most about it/them.

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[pesterloglog]

Rose Lalonde, Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 6345-6351

ROSE: Euurgh.

ROSE: Why does Lolar have to be so bright?

TEREZI: 3UURGH

TEREZI: WHY DO MY 3Y3S H4V3 TO WORK SO W3LL?

ROSE: I take it you are still detoxing from your overdose of appalling harlequin nectar?

TEREZI: HY333UUUUURGH

TEREZI: PL34S3 NO T4LK1NG

TEREZI: B3TW33N TH3 F4YGO SHOCK 4ND S3NSORY OV3RLO4D, 1 C4NNOT 3V3N D34L

ROSE: Do you need a turn with the pillow?

TEREZI: SHHHHHHH

TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT 1 GOT US3D TO S331NG 4G41N

TEREZI: 4T L34ST TH3 M3T3OR W4S 4LW4YS SO D4RK

TEREZI: H3R3 THOUGH

TEREZI: YOUR PL4N3T LOOKS L1K3...

TEREZI: SCR34M1NG

TEREZI: 4ND YOUR WORDS SOUND L1K3 THROBB1NG

ROSE: You should try not to consume so much sugar.

ROSE: It's really bad for you.

TER3Z1: L4LOND3

TEREZI: PL34S3 DO NOT GO TH3R3

TEREZI: DO3S 1T LOOK L1K3 1 W4NT 4DV1C3 FROM 4 GLUTTON FOR MYST3R1OUS HUM4N SOPOR1F1CS??

ROSE: Good point.

ROSE: We seriously have to curtail our dependence on these respective liquids.

ROSE: The situation has become embarrassing for everyone.

TEREZI: 1 KNOW

ROSE: Maybe you and I should form some sort of support group.

ROSE: Isn't that what people do?

TEREZI: WH4T?

ROSE: I'm doing my best to dredge the memory of my dead civilization for salient protocol.

ROSE: I think that's what we're supposed to do.

ROSE: Once, when humanity was still a thing, those like us with similar problems would band together, smoke cigarettes, and psychologically dismantle each other.

ROSE: But like, in a positive way.

TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS HORR1BL3

ROSE: It surely will be.

ROSE: Do you have any cigarettes?

ROSE: I suppose we could use some sticks of your chalk in a pinch. These turtles probably won't know the difference.

TEREZI: C4N YOU M4YB3 NOT B3 S4Y1NG SO M4NY JOK3S

TEREZI: 1TS M4K1NG 1T H4RD TO CONC3NTR4T3 ON MY SUFF3R1NG H3R3

ROSE: Well we have to do something.

ROSE: I'm supposed to be guiding our team to a fortuitous outcome with my fancy light powers.

ROSE: How am I supposed to lead and inspire from under a velvet pillow?

ROSE: Also, my girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot.

ROSE: So there's that.

TEREZI: M4YB3 TH3Y DONT 4CTU4LLY N33D US

ROSE: Sure they do.

ROSE: I foresaw that they would, magically, not unlike a majestic wizardress.

ROSE: I think.

ROSE: At least I'm pretty sure I did at one point, before getting repeatedly plastered.

TEREZI: OK, M4YB3 TH3Y N33D YOU

TEREZI: S331NG 4S YOU 4CTU4LLY H4V3 US3FUL POW3RS

TEREZI: 1 DOUBT 4NYON3 N33DS M3 THOUGH

ROSE: Don't you remember what I said when we first met?

ROSE: I said your abilities would probably come in handy, didn't I?

TEREZI: "PROB4BLY"???

ROSE: Yeah. Maybe.

TEREZI: 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW HOW TO US3 THOS3 POW3RS FULLY

TEREZI: 4ND WH3N3V3R 1 TRY 1 JUST DO SOM3TH1NG 1 R3GR3T

TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 C4N BR1NG MYS3LF TO US3 TH3M 4G41N

ROSE: You just need to...

ROSE: Dig deep down and,

ROSE: Believe in yourself?

ROSE: Why don't you give that a shot.

TEREZI: >:|

ROSE: I'm sure when the time comes, accessing your full potential will involve tapping into just the right platitude.

ROSE: I don't know. I'm too hung over to give good seering advice.

ROSE: You see? This is the problem.

ROSE: Hence the need for a not-entirely-ironic support group.

ROSE: Let's do it. I declare Rainbow Rumpus Rehab Town is now in session.

ROSE: Where the fuck is a gavel when you need one...

TEREZI: 4RGH NO, TH4T SOUNDS SO TOT4LLY 1RON1C!

TEREZI: TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D 1S 4NOTH3R HUM4N US1NG 1RONY 4T M3 1N 4N 4TT3MPT TO "H3LP"

TEREZI: STOP TRY1NG TO B3 P4LS W1TH M3 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N, 1TS W31RD1NG M3 OUT

TEREZI: W3 N3V3R T4LK3D 4BOUT OUR V4GU3LY S1M1L4R PROBL3MS B3FOR3

TEREZI: NOW YOU W4NT TO B3 S33R BUDD13S W1TH M3 B3C4US3 YOUR FR13ND STR4ND3D US ON YOUR H1D3OUS PL4N3T?

ROSE: Hey.

ROSE: My planet is nice.

ROSE: Well. In the shade at least.

TEREZI: WH4T SH4D3???

ROSE: ...

TEREZI: TH3 WORST TH1NG 1SNT 3V3N HOW BR1GHT 1T 1S, OR HOW TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1RS WR34K1NG H4VOC ON MY P4N

TEREZI: 1TS R3M3MB3R1NG TH4T 1 US3D TO TH1NK YOUR L4ND SM3LL3D SO D3L1C1OUS

TEREZI: BUT NOW 1T LOOKS SO N4STY TO M3

TEREZI: 4ND 1 C4NT S33 1T 4S 1 US3D TO S33 1T 3V3N 1F 1 TRY

TEREZI: MY S3NS3S 4R3 4LL CONFUS3D NOW

TEREZI: HOW COULD TH3 S4M3 C4NDY COLOR3D PL4C3 S33M SO 4TTR4CT1V3 WH3N 1M BL1ND 4ND SO GROSS WH3N 1M H34L3D?

TEREZI: 4ND WH4T 1S W1TH TH3S3 D1SGUST1NG BLOCKS OF G1BB3R1SH FLO4T1NG 4ROUND 3V3RYWH3R3?

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[A6A6I4] ====>

JOHN: ok! dang. JOHN: whizzle be it? 

TEREZI: DIZNON'T YOU TH1NK W3 SHIZZAY GO OV3R TH3 4CTIZZAY PL4N F1RST? One, two three and to tha four. 

JOHN: a. JIZZLE: i thiznought we jiznust dizzy tizzy, chill yo? J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: Chill as I take you on a trip. i'm go'n ta siznee typheus. 

TEREZI: NO YOU N1TW1T TEREZI: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. 1 M34N WH4T YOU'R3 GO1NG TO DO 1F YOU SUCC3SSFULLY L34RN TA CONTROL YO' POW3RS 

JOHN: oh yeah. JOHN: hizzle. good point. 

TEREZI: SO WH4T 1S YO' PL4N 

JIZZLE: i dizzon't hizzay one. Bounce wit me. JOHN: i mean, otha tizzy ta go rap ta a monsta who i presume ta be a giant snake, n see W-H-to-tha-izzat happens. JIZZAY cuz its a pimp thang: do you have any ideas? 

TEREZI: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. HMM 

JOHN: what d-ya T-H-to-tha-izzink i should C-H-to-tha-izzange, terizzle? 

TEREZI yaba daba dizzle: 1 DON'T KNIZNOW TEREZI: 1 R34LLY SHOULD KNOW TEREZI: BUT TEREZI: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. 1 DON'T >: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.[ 

JOHN: whizzy d-ya think you shizzould know? Boo-Yaa! 

TEREZI: B3C4US3 1 4M 4 S33R OF M1ND! TEREZI: 1T 1S MAH JOB TA KNOW SUCH TH1NGS TEREZI dogg: 1 4M SUPPOS3D TA F-TO-THA-IZZOR3S33 OUTCIZZLE OF C3RT41N 4CT1ONS, 4ND GU1D3 MY FR13NDS TA V1CTORY TEREZI: BUT 1'V3 N3V3R B33N V3RY GOOD 4T US1NG MAH POW3RS TEREZI: LIZZLE 4T WH3R3 TH3Y'V3 L3D M3!!! TEREZI: 1 L-TO-THA-IZZOST 4LL F41TH 1N MAH 4B1L1T13S LIZZONG 4GO TERIZZLE: SORRY JOHN TEREZI with my forty-fo' mag: 1'M NIZZOT SIZZY3 1 C4N H3LP YOU 

JIZZY in tha hood: can't you at least try and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? 

TIZZLE ta help you tap dat ass: TRIZZY WH4T, 3X4CTLIZZAY? 

JOHN: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. anyth'n! JIZZY ta help you tap dat ass: lizzike, put yo' hands on yo' heezee, like psychizzay do, n jiznust... JOHN: i dunno! Boo-Yaa! tizzy anyth'n at all that might hizzy me figure out what ta do like old skool shit. JOHN: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. i just don't wizzay ta be mackin' around time n spizzle at random, wit no rhymizzay or reason ta what i'm try'n ta fix cuz its a doggy dog world! JOHN: pleaze terezi, just try. JIZZAY: i nee' yo' hizzay. Death row 187 4 life.

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