#Ted Cruz and His GFFA Republican Counterparts

[someone-hug-obiwan]

ted cruz abandoning texas for mexico during a major crisis is as horrible as it is hilarious but like it’s just making me think of which Republic senators would do the exact same thing.

orn free taa you are first on my list.

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[someone-hug-obiwan]

LMAO ANON WHAT as a Texan myself I must agree that Ted Cruz fucking leaving sounds like what Senators would do. Look anon what’s happening here SUCKS but for those of us who *can* go on tumblr are doing so SPECIFICALLY for this kind of content (or the occasional how-to or keep-safe post)

LMAO thank you for your kind support. NO ONE should making fun of Texans right now but Ted Cruz? The man whose own colleagues refer to him as “Lucifer in flesh?” You couldn’t write a Sith as bad as him. Even Palpatine stayed on Coruscant when the Zillo Beast attacked.

I hope that you are safe, Anon! Crossing my fingers you and everyone else keeps warm and healthy <3 

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[someone-hug-obiwan]

Other GFFA senators who would pull a Ted Cru[ise]: Nute Gunray (pre-clone wars) & Halle Burtoni

Anon you are COMPLETELY correct. *scribbles names onto list.* 

Also: Rush Clovis. How did we forget Rush Clovis?!?!