Shallot offering food as compensation because he doesn;t know how to deal with emotional people is sending me
He offers you a dead deer because he annoyed you one too many times and you yelled at him. Didn't even try to prepare it , you've just got a whole ass carcass on your porch bleeding everywhere.
He doesn't get why you're upset now. He got you food! Isn't it all better??
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