#Tempest: I only eat what I’ve slaughtered with my bare hands 😤
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IDK why anyone ever bothers to write a high school AU when Hercules: the Animated Series (1998) already exists
#never understood the appeal of a high school AU to begin with…#ooh let’s take these flavorful characters but strip away their magic powers/things being set in SPACE and give them insignificant drama#when Herc & his school friends are taking a tour of the olive factory hosted by Pimtentocles…#Icarus: ooooooooh you’re scared of the pimentos… a thousand little red eyes that never blink#the cop is named CHIPacles ffs it’s brilliant#Herc: hey Tempest (his Amazon classmate)… wanna go out for lunch sometime?#Tempest: I only eat what I’ve slaughtered with my bare hands 😤#Herc: …we’ll go dutch#Hercules#Disney’s Hercules#Hercules TAS#Hercules the animated series#personal#rant in tags
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