#Tf2 Engineer

[sticcmann]

theyre vibing

based on this shit lmao

[daily-redteamtf2]

DAY 15 - Late night chats

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]

Art Relay and Art Trade

[kostekkk]

HELLO TUMBLR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I've got a bunch of sketches for you (again)

And a couple of commission

[casserpillarr]

Someone pranked Spy on april fools :-D

Engie needs to fix it for him hehe

[masdane]

Tf2 mercenary skills (audio from drawfee)

[pixie-mask]

nervous Sniper is so cute

Merry smissmas

[thef1amethr0wer]

sounds like a practical problem a philosopher can't fix

[catfish19217]

🧽🛁🧽

[buttercup-barf]

This one is inspired strongly by this lovely piece by @/geoporost.

[multiheadcanons]

A (CURRENTLY) SOBER TAKE ON A PREVIOUSLY DRUNK POST. MERCS AND ALCOHOL

scout: scout will not admit that alcohol is some of the nastiest shit in the world since actual excrement fresh out of the colon. what he will do instead is order a girly drink. he doesn’t care that a cape cod is just vodka and cranberry juice and a lime. he’ll drink five of those. beats a beer any day of the week. and he gets shitfaced. cut him off after three or he will throw up in your car, or on you. whenever that fourth drink hits.

soldier: soldier is exclusively a beer drinker. he will always pick a beer over any other liquor, wine, spirit, or cider out there. he wouldn’t say he has a favorite, particularly, he isn’t the one shopping so he doesn’t feel right specifying any kind of beer. he will drink whatever is bought for him. it all tastes the same. like marginally bad water. extremely high tolerance, he can go through a case of beer in two days.

pyro: pyro isn’t particularly a drinker. pyro doesn’t have many vices at all, when it comes to controlled substances! but if everyone else is drinking, then they’ll get themselves a little fruity drink with a crazy straw. they can appreciate a good glass of sangria! but mainly they’re not using alcohol to get a buzz going. they’re more likely to use it to get a good flame going! would be a big fan of frozen margaritas with a sugar rim, or precarious and pretentious cocktails with vibrant presentations.

demoman: alright, i’m half a cocktail in. let’s do this. the scrumpy demo drinks is based off of a cider, which makes me think that demo was, at some point in time, not a liquor drinker. now he’s an alcoholic, and he just genuinely doesn’t care what is put in his body as long as it has an alcoholic content. this is what leads to him drinking cleaning products and hydrogen peroxide. but he does prefer ciders. wine is not included on that list. he just doesn’t like the taste, and will only drink it if it’s the only thing in the base.

heavy: alright i’m a full cocktail and half of some other thing in, im at half a buzz, let’s really go. heavy is a liquor drinker, in all of its forms and variants. i know the man will appreciate a good gin and tonic. he’s really not a beer drinker, it’s not strong enough to be nearly as gross as it is. and that’s why he will opt for a shot and a chaser, or a simple cocktail. vodka cran (vodka and any juice, really), gin and tonic, rum and coke if there’s nothing else for him. he stays away from wine because his wine drunk is another level, and he never remembers what happened. he just gets amused stares and whispers about him in the hallway.

engineer: you wouldn’t think it looking at him, but he’s quite the enjoyer of mead. it’s nice and sweet, but strong as hell, and he likes that. he will get very fucked up very fast if nobody’s keeping track of his alcohol consumption. but truthfully, it’s that way for most alcohols and engineer. if nobody else is keeping track, he’s not either. he’s a social drunk. and i specify drunk and not just drinker because there is no getting a couple drinks unless one of you is keeping track. he is not a fan of ciders. it’s too much like soda, and that’s not his favorite thing either. will never take a chaser.

medic: the doctor will always reach for a beer before he reaches for any other alcoholic beverages. blame it on him being german if you want, it’s just what he goes to. he’s never looking to get drunk, he’s just looking for a good buzz. hates IPAs, loves a good sour beer. i know he would chug a watermelon girlfriend from prairie. to add to that, his counterpart would love the blueberry boyfriend. they’re so good… medic, much like engineer, suffers from the fact that if nobody else is keeping track of his alcohol consumption, he’s not either. he might keep a thought of it in the back of his head, but it is quickly forgotten when someone puts a glass in his hand and tells him to drink.

sniper: sniper will drink anything as long as it will get him fucked up, but he has to be in the mood to drink. newsflash, sniper is rarely, if ever, in the mood to drink. sniper does not recreationally drink unless there is no other substance available. he is definitely more of a smoker. he just thinks alcohol is nasty. and he hates the experience of getting and being drunk. at least if he smokes he can still do his job, but he cannot do his job and be drunk. he really doesn’t know how demo does it!

spy: spy is a wine connoisseur and that’s all he’ll ever tell anyone. he likes to keep his experience with liquors close to his chest. what that means is spy is an ultra mega lightweight. he can’t get more than two shots before he’s stumbling into people. so he sticks to just a couple of glasses of wine. he’s more open to push that if everyone else is drinking to get fucked up, but he takes a little trip around the room to see if this is an instance where he can do so.

[yasha-grechnevaya]

[m4nsch]

HE'S TRYING VERY HARD TO CONTROL HIMSELF

[laboloca]

IT'S FINALLY DONE WOOOO ! The two of them having a small talk before the fight !

I don't know how I got this idea (maybe during the night out of nowhere as always), but it was really fun to finally illustrate it ! It was longer than expected but it's here ! Hope you enjoy how it turned out !

Little bonus with the two of them realizing they might not talk about the same sport, or at least not in the way each other sees it X'D

(Don't mind me forgetting to add the close-up yesterday and adding it now X'D)

[tiredsn0w-extrablu]

Random thoughts on how the mercs would be at cooking. Maybe. I could be coerced in pretty much any direction though.

PACA is a region of France, in the southeast, I refuse to think that Spy is from the north. :(