#The Hades color speckling isn't just an art choice he actually has that on him it's like dye spatter

[drzootsuit]

Today's NPC is the Dye Trader! A traveler in search of the finest dye components and the most arcane color science, Batnoam wanders the universe offering his wares to the fashion hungry. He is mostly content to spend his time as a dandy, waiting for others to bring him materials for his craft, but many have found him frustrating to deal with, because he's just so insufferably awesome, with little effort on his part. He swordfights, he dances, he practices sleight of hand magic, he writes poetry, he can throw a knife at 100 yards and split an apple with it, and while he might not look it, he's one of the ship's champion drinkers, able to match people like the Demolitionist or Pirate glass for glass. On top of that, his luck is near supernatural. He maintains that his incredible luck and aptitude are necessary in his search for the legendary 'true colors'; a color combination each person can find to achieve true happiness, and insists it's burdensome to be so handsome and amazing... but look at his eyes. He knows you don't believe it for a second.

Basically he's a smug, impossibly lucky and handsome bastard, born of a plane blessed with the same magic as Yugioh or Hades, i.e, a plane where everyone is inexplicably hot.