#The Megain Saga

[msclaritea]

I've been watching South Park's Worldwide Privacy Tour on a loop. You have to or you'll miss so much. It's brilliant. 'Sir Smelly John!' 🤣

Hmm...remind me again @gatorfisch who frequently uses Deuxmoi to disperse narratives?

[sassyfrassboss]

Lol THATS B:C NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. I bet his lawyers are laughing the guts out & to the bank. 🤣🤣🤣 He’s so so so utterly a CLOWN, I CANT EVEN.

I haven’t been following the case saga but emotional distress isn’t even the reason right?? From the little I read it’s privacy I think?? Not sure. But but, all his reasons clearly signal emotional distress.

No-one has any idea WTF is happening. I evilly love it. I hope Megain dumps his arse now. I would’ve if my husband was such an imbecile clown, for GODS SAKE HARRY.

He was supposed to be suing for a phone hacking scandal that appropriated private information from his cell phone.

Now he is apparently suing for his childhood trauma.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Omid Scobies Unapologetic Media Extravaganza by u/Oakthrees

Omid Scobie’s Unapologetic Media Extravaganza Welcome to the latest chapter in the saga of Oh-My Scabies, the notorious scribe of royal whispers, who’s currently whipping through the media landscape like a tempest in a teapot. 😮🖋️👑🌪️🍵 Imagine our author, not so much a knight in shining armor, more a rogue in dented tin, caught in the whirlwind of his own making, spinning faster than a fidget spinner in the eager hands of an imaginary royal child.Visualize Scabies, our modern-day literary Houdini, wriggling in the straitjacket of scrutiny. He’s tossing words around with the flair of a pizza chef in overdrive, aiming for a concoction that looks vaguely like innocence. He’s in the middle of a game of “pin the tail on the royal scandal,” blindfolded, spun around, and handed a floor plan of Buckingham Palace 🏰as his only guide.Dancing through this waltz of denial, Scabies seems to have the grace of a ballet dancer 🕺who’s just realized he’s accidentally crashed the Royal Variety Performance. He’s out there, playing the misunderstood author, fervently insisting that the ‘name game’ in his book was more of an accidental spill than a strategic move. “I didn’t do it!” seems to be his mantra, echoed in interview after interview. “It wasn't me!" 😅 he repeats, channeling a bit of Shaggy 🎶, as he claims that the inclusion of those controversial names were inserted by Dutch translators gone rogue!Firm in his stance, he declares with Shakespearean drama, "I won't apologize!" He’s swearing on his family’s lives that the naming fiasco was as inadvertent as a Brit forgetting to put the teabag in their tea. Let the people in the back hear it loud and clear: Scabies has no plans to apologize, and yes, he’s really dragging his family into this.In this tempest of denial, Scabies thinks he has transformed into the Houdini of the literary scene, masterfully sidestepping the chains of controversy with a blend of bravado and disbelief. Each interview becomes another episode in this unfolding drama, filled with suspense, unexpected turns, and a protagonist as stubbornly insistent on his innocence as a cookie-thieving toddler.The media, perched eagerly in the front row, are devouring this spectacle like it’s the last box of popcorn at a blockbuster premiere. They’re hanging on every word, every denial, every steadfast refusal to apologize, with the enthusiasm of a royal corgi at a lavish tea party. Scabies is at the center of this feast, both the master chef and the main dish.Enter Megain Markle 😈 though not literally, since she’s reportedly lounging in sunny California, likely far removed from this Shakespearean tragedy. Yet, her spectral presence looms large. Denials are flying left, right and centre. Her camp are batting away at the rumors with the grace of a Wimbledon champion holding the might of a royal decree. “Megain? Leaking information? Preposterous!” they cry. The plot thickens, but our enigmatic duchless, is probably mulling over whether to watch “Suits” reruns or start her own podcast on…‘How to Accidentally Become the Center of a Global Media Frenzy’ post link: https://ift.tt/Yhn0GdR author: Oakthrees submitted: December 01, 2023 at 09:24PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit