#The Ssum Forbidden Lab

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Again, cheritz, I need a buddy comedy starring these two. Force them to go on an ill advised road trip together. Parent trap them. Where’s that doodle of them in the get along tshirt I did ages ago I need it

[totallyrealmoon]

Good afternoon my pretties, I saw a request on the Archive of Terran info to see posts from Henri's private account!

This list covers about 2-3 playthroughs of his route, but alas does not have every post from every response covered. As I find time and ability to buy the subscription, I'll try to update this with more of his posts, possibly along with anything listed with [Image], so that those could be available too. :D

But for now, please enjoy the oh so secret thoughts of the coffee addicted, black bean burger making, silly boy Henri <3

[finding-dr-cus-monsieur]

Harry: Listen, let's break up with MC.

Also Harry: my heart has turned cold, but her warmth is going to save me.

[daydreaming-away-reality]

Moon Bunnies

Teo x Reader | ☁️ | 0.3k

'Honey... :('

'I got another one...'

When you looked at your messages, you smiled at the messages. Picking up your phone, you couldn't help but laugh at the screenshot that Teo had sent you.

'Awww, poor you.'

Your response prompted a crying face emote from Teo. Amused, you followed up with a few more messages.

'Your luck is just as bad as mine lol'

'Do you want to call?'

'I always want to hear your voice!'

Before you could even click out of the chatroom, your phone started playing your ringtone song. The moment you picked up, the familiar sound of your boyfriend's whining came through.

"Honey..."

"Hi Teo," you greeted.

"Why do I keep getting so many of them...?" He complained. "I already have them in all the colours."

"Moon bunnies need to stop reproducing," you said with a laugh. "I have all the moon bunnies at this point too."

"But honey! You saw my screenshot, I just got five more with my last creature boxes. At least you managed to get a space sheep recently."

"Aww, sweetie, do you want to trade?" you teased. "I'll take your moon bunnies in exchange for my love?"

"You could take all my moon bunnies," Teo agreed with a laugh. "What would you do with all of them anyways?"

"Release them into space," you replied. "I could get lucky and get a new creature box.”

"What?!"

You paused, taking in the shocked tone of your boyfriend. A feeling of disbelief settled in.

"Wait... Teo, you didn't know?”

"I... Yeah, I didn't know.”

Even though he had been using the app longer than you had, you were still surprised at times when he never took the time to figure things out. Especially since Teo had taken the time to explain the Sunshine Shelter and creature boxes to you.

"Honey," you slowly said. "How many moon bunnies do you have...?"

Teo awkwardly laughed.

You sighed.

Despite it all, you still loved this man. Even if he had a million moon bunnies sitting inside a fridge.

[tnyaa012]

To be honest.... I don't really care about the teory or some shit about the ssum story plot, i dont even play mystic messenger lol ( ╹▽╹ )

Teo's route is boring .. yes thats true, and Harry is kinda annoying yes true again lmao༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

i just want to be lovely dovey with them(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

Harry's ending make me cry at least its better than teo's.. teo has always been the sweetest and pampering mc, why suddenly he became an occult and then disappeared hell nah.. i need therapy (╥﹏╥)

And i dont really like june route... Its too dramatic and classic.. not really my type and i haven't try henry route..

[jinjinranran]

Vanas Lori 🌼

[goinghostie]

Context:

[iamnotkalm]

When will you update Teo's route????????

[The Ssum] D-2 of Harry’s Ending Update

“You and I, the two of us are….”

Just two more days until you and Harry’s final story unfolds.

ssum.cheritz.com

[movieking-1212]

Blossom Spring Event CG

Be sure to participate in the celebratory study to get the special illustration!

Also..Kyaaaa Teo!💖💖💖

[shirai-ru]

let's go red flag enjoyers

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Ive only had Teo back for Half a Day but if anything happens to him I’m throwing my phone in the ocean and becoming Baba Yaga

[cherryvovolcano]

A recurring problem among The SSUM players is a lack of reading comprehension.

In fact, Teo and Harry DO ask you how your day went; sometimes they let you answer and sometimes not.

I dislike it when they start saying that none of them care about MC lol.

I guess the people who said Teo is not caring/ only cared about himself is not really playing.. I mean..this type of chat/calls appear almost everytime, I didn't even count because he always asks and worried about me 🤣 he's so sweet and always try to entertain me and giving aegyo(s), giving a lot of attention even when he's busy and tired..the effort he made just to make my days brighter 💯

[finding-dr-cus-monsieur]

Who is Dr. C?

From the little bits of the bluebird notes we can make a small profile.

Dr. C is wealthy, so expect refined manners and elegant speech.

He's effortlessly smart and a hard worker. So much that he must have prizes and trophies.

Wanted to know the secret of the universe as first priority, then love.

Perfect life, good at everything.

Brave enough to quit his job, perhaps too focused on a single goal.

As a matter of fact, he is searching for love right now.

Strikes me as someone who goes to people who are researching the things he looks for, then if there are no answers only then he starts his own research.

Former "cool" person, probably current "loser" in order to find love. (Cosplaying as a poor person?)

He was good looking enough to be a platinum PLF member.

He was not fond of showing vulnerability.

Not afraid to wear cringey clothes.

Motherfucker built a single-cabin time machine. (2019 love bundle)

He was kind enough to call piu piu "the world's best AI" and wicked enough to build a piu piu who hates humans.

[daydreaming-away-reality]

You Could Lose Me

Teo x Reader |🌠| 0.4k

A smile immediately appeared on Teo's face when he saw who was his incoming call. Even though he had just been messaging with you mere minutes ago, getting to hear your voice always made him perk up. 

"Good morning, honey!" 

"Hi Teo," you replied. "Are you still getting ready for the day?" 

"Mmhm," Teo hummed as he navigated around his apartment. "I'm also ready - I'm really hoping to find the app's developers today." 

"You should tell them that I demand a paycheck like you," you joked. 

The sound of your laughter made Teo's smile grow even wider. He never thought that he would ever meet someone through a messaging app that would end up as the love of his life. 

 "I'll be sure to tell them, hon," Teo said with a chuckle. "It's so strange though, neither of us have heard from these developers in forever..."

 The other side of the line went quiet. 

 Having expected some response, the brown haired man was confused by your lack of response. 

"Sugar?" 

The sound of a shaky breath coming through his phone put Teo on alert. 

"Teo?" 

"Yes, sweetie?" 

Even though he couldn't see you, Teo could sense the hesitation you had before saying your next words. 

"I... I was reading our previous messages. What if... you're right and there's trouble with the app?" 

"That's why I'm going to look for the developers." 

"I know. But, Teo..." You bit your lip, wondering if you should hold back your worries. Despite how long the two of you were dating, you clung on this relationship just as much as Teo did. While you knew your man had his phone with other people at times, your worries would be minimal because you knew Teo would find a way to get it back. But the if the app was at stake... 

"You could lose me," you whispered. 

Your words made Teo freeze. You were the reason he kept using this app. You were the light of his life. The harsh truth of reality made him anxious. 

He could potentially lose you. 

"I could lose you," you murmured. "I'm scared." 

While it was usually you who was reassuring him and offering him kind words no matter the situation, Teo knew that you were the one who needed that today. 

"I'll do whatever it takes to find them," Teo vowed, putting his hat on as he headed towards his door. "You mean everything to me, so don't give up on us."

[moonchildjelly]

Happy Halloween (2024)

[totallyrealmoon]

💖UPDATE!!! 💖

Since I first uploaded this list, I’ve gone through a few times and have made a few changes!

-added chat responses

-fixed a few typos (as I came across them, there is most likely more, sorry ahead of time LOL)

-added imgur hyperlinks to show images posted on his account

-a phone icon to show whether or not the post was triggered by a phone call

-changed Day and Chat time color and size for easier navigation

-moved some posts up and down in a feeble attempt at a chronological order

Anyway that’s it :) hope you guys continue to enjoy this labor of love 😋💕

Good afternoon my pretties, I saw a request on the Archive of Terran info to see posts from Henri's private account!

This list covers about 2-3 playthroughs of his route, but alas does not have every post from every response covered. As I find time and ability to buy the subscription, I'll try to update this with more of his posts, possibly along with anything listed with [Image], so that those could be available too. :D

But for now, please enjoy the oh so secret thoughts of the coffee addicted, black bean burger making, silly boy Henri <3