#The idea of Jeremy hating them got them rethinking their whole life

[smallsleepyoarfish]

I have no idea what post it was on but I remember a notes section where a terf was arguing with anybody and everybody, and then one person told them something like "I notice you reblog Jerma gifs. He’s stood up for his trans viewers before, he would hate you" and only then did they stop and leave. They didn’t have a rebuttal for that one, that hurt different.

[vagrantblvrd]

Jeremy’s initiation into the Fake AH Crew:

Successfully mug Gavin.

There are rules, of course.

1. Jeremy can’t kill Gavin.

“What? Why would I - “

“You’re new. Trust us, that won’t last.”

2. Jeremy can’t shoot, stab, or otherwise injure Gavin.

“...I’m starting to feel a little concerned here.”

3. If he doesn’t mug Gavin by midnight, he fails.

“Does he turn back into a pumpkin?”

From the stories he's heard as part of B Team this should be easy. There's a running joke that Gavin gets mugged all the time. The main crew will shell out a few bucks and send some poor schmuck to mug him. Listen to him shriek about it over the comms or on a phone call, and try not to lose their shit when he realizes who sent the damn mugger in the first place.

This should be easy enough, but no.

No.

Jeremy's life for the rest of the day is like a Roadrunner cartoon.

He cannot mug Gavin for the life of him and it’s infuriating because Gavin manages to evade him time and again without ever seeming to realize someone’s trying to mug him.

HOW.

A little before midnight Jeremy finds himself flat on his back in the middle of the desert rethinking the life choices that have brought him to this particular moment in time.

The flaming wreckage of his car - his car - is off to the side, coyotes howling in the distance and Jeremy has no idea how he got here. (Somewhere between his meeting with Geoff at the penthouse and now there was a gang attack at some point. A terrifying high-speed chase with the cops with at least one helicopter involved. The water in his boots remind him there were boats too, the details are unimportant.

After a while, he realizes he can ear an engine approaching and looks up to Gavin driving up on his Faggio.

Jeremy groans and drops his head back down as Gavin parks that dumb bike of his. Hears him walking over and tries to see how many constellations he can name, so of course that's when Gavin leans over him, amused as all hell because of course he knew what was going on the whole time.

Jeremy groans and closes his eyes, hands folded on his chest because he is done.

“After all that, you’re going to give up so easily?” Gavin asks, and he sounds like he’s laughing.

Jeremy’s eyes pop open, angry, annoyed, and oh, boy, did he realize the reason for the rules about this bullshit game the Fakes play because there were moments he was tempted over the course of the day. Had his gun on him the whole time and everything.

It takes a moment, but Jeremy suddenly realizes Gavin's dangling is wallet over his head. Holing on to it with his forefinger and thumb.

Jeremy’s eyes narrow.

Gavin smirks, waggling his wallet as his eyebrows go up, and Jeremy -

He slowly rises his hand, fully expecting Gavin to snatch his wallet back out of reach the moment Jeremy gets close – some Charlie Brown and the football jackassery – but he doesn't. Just watches Jeremy with that dumb smirk on his face as Jeremy's fingers close on it. Tugs it out of Gavin's hold with suspicious ease.

“Not quite midnight, yet,” Gavin says, glancing at the that ridiculously expensive watch of his and back down at Jeremy, smirk shifting more towards a smile.

A few moments go past,the wheels in Jeremy's head slowly turning, and then it clicks.

He mugged  - for a given definition of – Gavin before midnight. 

He did it.

Jeremy starts laughing, normal amused kind of thing that slowly turns a little hysterical because what the actual fuck???

As he's rolling around on the ground cackling to himself because his day has been a complete nightmare, the rest of the fakes pop up and watch him. Look a Gavin who shrugs, like he has no idea why the hell Jeremy's acting like a loon.

The Fakes have had some trouble spot flare up here and there the past little while. Gangs working for them getting a little too greedy, pushy, that kind of thing. And they figured it would be a good idea for this Dooley kid to get a taste of what things were like for the main crew in these kind of situations. 

Had someone else from the crew watching the entire time, ready to step in if things started to look a little dicey. If Jeremy in over his head, but he didn't. 

Might have gotten a little bit...creative with his approach to problem solving, but he handled himself just fine. Impressed the others a time or two, enough for Geoff to call Gavin up and tell him they'd put the poor kid through enough for one day, let him mug him already.

Jeremy stares at Gavin and the others while they explain, ask him if he still wants to be part of the main crew after all this, and he sighs.

“You're all assholes,” he says, forearm over his eyes, laughing again, but it's the incredulous, happy kind this time. “But fucking fine, I accept.”

Everything goes pretty smoothly for a while after that, Jeremy settling into the main crew like it's where he was meant to be, but a few months down the road he starts experimenting with fashion. Pushing the boundaries. 

Starts out small with little flashes and pops of color here and there, waits until the others are used to catching little glimpses of purple or orange from the corner of their eye while they're on a job or pulling a heist. Start to associate the colors with him, and then come the cowboy hats and so on and so on, Jeremy explaining he's trying to make a name for himself with the crew.

The others all have these reputations, you know? Jeremy would absolutely hate to let them down, so he's trying, here.

And then word starts getting back to the others about the Fake AH Crew member who wears purple and orange and enjoys cowboy hats.

 This "Rimmy Tim" fellow and the horror that follows when they realize what Jeremy's been doing all this time when he strolls into the penthouse in full Rimmy Tim gear, shit-eating grin on his face because yes, this is indeed payback for the hell they put him through during his initiation.

This horrendous character he's created who must be colorblind or simply have no taste whatsoever to think his ensemble is in any way fashionable.

Jeremy tipping his cowboy hat at them and moseys off somewhere, whistling as he goes, oozing smugness and a definite air of satisfaction while the others watch in awe.

[an-ephemeral-blog]

Linkspam #4

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