#This Magic is Fueled by Your Heart - Alastor ♡ Angel (arachnoheaux)

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𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒 

@arachnoheaux asked: ❛ i’m ready to die holding your hand. ❜

"Oh, no, my dear! I've no intention of letting either of us die. You and I are going to burn this world down brick by brick for the rest of eternity!"

With that said, he quickly steps over to take Ani's hand. "But, if such a day comes that we meet our demise, your hand in mine is the only way I will accept it!"

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@arachnoheaux said: " Not gonna lie ; I've THOUGHT about it. "

"You can just ask to be tied down and tortured, you know~"

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@arachnoheaux asked: Streeeeetches over his lap like a kitty cat. " Pet my tits ~ "

He playfully sets his newspaper on top of Angel's face. "You know, you really should say please when you ask me to take time out of my day to grope you~"

Says the man as he does exactly what Angel demands. "Feeling a little neglected, hmm?"

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arachnoheaux asked: " Be honest… were ya a virgin b'fore ya met me ~ ? "

"Answer me this~"

"Did you feel like you were sleeping with a virgin the first time we were together~?"

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RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.

your name: 💋

Romantic or platonic?

A night in or dinner out or an activity? " I have ideas fa all THREE, da'lin' ~ "

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?

What's your perfect date? " Nothin' that's in the hypocritical Christian's idea of the bible! "

Would you cook for me? " What kin'a man would I be if I didn't? "

Would you let me cook for you? " Not t'night! "

Can we make-out? " We're already makin' out. Right now. "

Make out in private or in public? " Up ta you, da'lin' ~ "

Do you like to cuddle? " Does nuzzlin' ya crotch count? "

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling? " Well, if ya wanna hide sone stuff ~ "

Couch or bed? " My lap 💕 "

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours? " Smokin', drinkin', an' snuffin' ~ But'cha know I love dancin' an' huntin' wit'cha too, caro ~ "

Tell me something about you no else knows: " Why don't you tell me somethin' ya know about me no one else knows ~ ? "

Why do you want to be my valentine? " 'Cause if I ain't, m'gonna have ta kill ya ~ ♡ "

What makes you a good Valentine? " Cause ya know what's good fa ya, carino ~ 💋 "

Alastor puts his cup of coffee down as he skims through the letter-- quickly realizing it's making him snicker too much to hold the cup steady.

He had to admit, he was curious to hear what Angel had planned for all a night in, a dinner out, and an activity-- though he was fairly certain he knew what sort of activity his husband would come up with.

Now... is Angel suggesting strawberries because he's aware of Alastor's aversion to desserts or because of his Strawberry Pimp comment he made upon first laying eyes on The Radio Demon?

He then laughs out loud at reading Angel's ideal date is not found in the Bible.

"Ah, crucifixion is off the table then. What a shame~" He says with a solemn shake of his head.

His ears flicker at seeing that his beloved husband would deny him the pleasure of cooking on Decapitated Saints Day, but he is curious what Angel will cook up.

The next comment gets yet another laugh as he turns his head to his partner, his head tilting as his eyebrow raises playfully. "You should have told me. I could have read this later~"

He smirks, his tail swishing happily underneath his coat as he goes back to reading this rather well thought out application. Hm... he's something of a private person when it comes to being intimate, but he enjoys the risk of someone seeing them...

Another laugh, this time accompanied by a shake of his head. "I suppose that counts."

Alastor leans back in his chair, craning his head backwards in order to look at his husband-- albeit upside down. "You'll need to be sitting somewhere in order for me to be in your lap, you know~"

He decides to hold the paper up and read the rest in his position, his eyes quite literally glowing in excitement at the mention of hunting. "Oh~ Do I get to use my gun? I so seldom get to use it these days~"

With that, he fades into his shadow, manifesting himself beside the arachnid before all but falling into his side. "There are nights you struggle to sleep~ So you listen at the door of my radio tower." He cranes his neck to rest it against Angel's shoulder. "Even though you could just turn on a radio."

He glances at the last two questions before giving one last chuckle. "Are you threatening me in your application to be my Valentine?" He asks-- his eyes lighting up as his smile grows.

"You know me so well~"

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@arachnoheaux asked: " He's a 10… but he's m̴̡̡̜͎͇̠̞͙̯̹̍͆͆͂̋͐͊̿̂̒̉̎̀̕̚͝ͅi̸̮͆̾̇̿̐̃̎̀̎̑͆n̴̛͔̼͕͉͈̰̺͙͒́͑̅̊̍̌̅̕͝ë̴̞̜̗̖̟̄̌̓̿͊̓̕̕ͅ ̷͓̺̩̯̬̦̠̫̹̝̫̳̠̻̼̭̈́̚~̵͙̘̜͉̠̩͇̯̟̹͓̲͕̱̮͋͊̀̾̋̿͊͛̋̽͝💕 "

"I'm failing to see the negative in this sequence of events!"

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arachnoheaux asked: Describe my muse in one sentence. " Mmmm… delicious ~ " It's not a sentence, but it's all he needs, apparently.

Rather than use words, he leans over and offers a playful love bite against his husband's shoulder. "Ditto!"