#This is me being max petty 😎

[menheraboypussy]

I am an insane attention whore. I dislike tumblr's reblog system cause sometimes your post is at the bottom of a reblog chain.

I hate that shit. I want my shit to be on top to bother OP or at least people see my shit over others 😡💢💢💢😡.

Anyone else feel this way?

[so-many-sainz]

i saw u wanna continue the storyline 😏😏 pierre being petty and subtweeting and then lando defending his girl as he should!! i LOVED ur latest update so much it hurts

Unbothered — lando norris

social media au

lando norris x yn

this is the continuation of STAY MAD (alternative of WE BROKE UP BTW and WE BACK)

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A MONTH LATER...

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yninstagram to mr and mrs norris ❤️🥂🥂

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maxfrewtrell photocreds missy 🤨

ynsbff OH STUNNING

landonorris bunny 🤤🤤❤️

revolve omg hi queen

l4ndoslove monkey x bunny 😩😩 my turn when 😩😩

TWO WEEKS LATER... race week.

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landonorris Yes babyyyyyy! P3 🧡🍾 Tough race but we pulled through, lets keep pushing!

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yninstagram that's hot 😎🧡

landonorris on my way for our double celebration

carlossainz55 🍾🍾❤️

landolandi4 amazing race babyyyy!!!

ynsbrother LFGOOOOOO 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

skysports will we get decent answers now that you're celebrating?

landonorris stop asking stupid questions if you don't want stupid answers

↪ teamclaren43 the amount of personal questions you got today is embarrassing

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landonorris my beautiful girlfriend graduated this week. YN, I'm so excited to share with you this new chapter, stressing study nights in random hotel rooms are over bunny, you did it! You make me so proud, love you lots.

Sincerely,

Your monkey.

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olivernorris1 get drunk sis @yninstagram

danielricciardo how much for a therapy session, dr @yninstagram? congratulations loveeeee

isahernaez 😍😍😍😍

f1daddies the high school sweethearts vibes these two have is overwhelming 🤧🥺💖

mcloony she's got the looks, the brains and a fine asf man.......

letsgol4ndo she's so lucky

↪ landonorris i'm the lucky one

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yninstagram yessssss graduation time!!!

I'm done with sleeplessness nights, all I got left is to thanks my incredible friends who were there for me every single time I needed a helpful hand, my family that supported me unconditionally and my amazing monkey who laughed with me during the crazy days and believed in me even when I didn't. Love you all.

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yninstagram I'M FREE WORST FUCKING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE LET'S GET DRUNK

ynsbff yikes

paulgasly congratulations yn! we love you

charles_leclerc so proud of you my friendddd, lmk when I can schedule an appointment ❤️

ynsbrother fucking finally!!!!! 🤪❤️

team10gasly no way

yukierrex he's back

↪️ team10gasly after what happened last weekend.....

↪️lovescarlando that's what happen when you live in the past friendssss

↪️yukierrex bitch it was a couple of months ago stfu

END OF THE SEASON

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yninstagram desert dump 🤓🐪 ft. a very nice mclaren car

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landowners hello God it's me

carlossainz55 very nice earrings 🤓

yninstagram yes! Isa is so good in graduation presents 😋😋😋

↪ carlossainz55 🙄

savnorris1 💖

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lando.jpg end of the season by me 📸

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yninstagram love you baby 💖

mclaren 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

maxfrewtrell excuse me?????

landonorris ok some of those were taken by max

[khaleesiofalicante]

Ok, so I finally got to binge read Best thing that ever happened to me and LBAF, and GOOD GOD I'M LIVING THE BEST LIFE!! I didn't read them before bc I was still getting over heartstopper and rwrb depression and feeling generally down (and went like a week without internet lol) but this made me feel so much better so thank youuuu🥺💙

Imma send different asks for each one because they have been consuming my thoughts ok??😭

David is so embarrassing in Best thing that ever happened to me it was so painful to read but so fucking funny 😂😂. He just wants Alec to like him!!!

Seeing mavid being so fucking in love takes a year of my life or adds to it, still not sure but they are so adorable 🥺. I just want someone to love me like David loves Max ok?!?!?!

They are both horny idiots. I'm love them 💙💙💙

Anjali>>>>>>>>

Every time I'm starting to forget how unhinged David is, you remind me and I'm so grateful for it😎

Alec walking in on mavid will never not be funny JSGSJSJDKDLS

“You. Always. All the time.” I'M SOFT FOR THE REFERENCE 🥺🥺🥺

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT OTHER MAX CHANGING A CANON EVENT???

Rafael hugging David is something that can be so personal 😭

“You make me so happy that I forget how fucking sad I was before I met you.” totally not thinking about this 24/7 :))

“There are no ugly parts inside you,” David tells him gently. “But there are parts inside you, inside all of us really, that could use a little more love.” SCREAMING AND CRYING AND DYING IN A CORNER 😭😭😭😭

The divorce joke made me have flashbacks, it's not funny!!! It is funny tbh but I won't admit if for the sake of my mental health

Alec and David communicating and bonding is the shit that keeps me living and I won't apologize, the whole scene was my favorite part💙💙. I could do a whole rant just on that but I won't bc this will already be long af lol

Alec and David are such a power duo when they stop being petty and start being badass gays 😎

Alec and Max. That's it. That's the tweet🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“But one does wonder where the mavid ship would be without the wind that is Jace Herondale.” I thank this man every night for it😌

The party was just amazing. Alec's speech that almost made me cry??? TAYLOR SWIFT???????? FUCKING BEST SCENE!!!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙

“Wouldn’t it be so fucking cool if Look What You Made Me Do plays during that scene when everything goes to shit after he changes the canon event?" Look at this point I'm fucking sweating....

David Beauchamp really does have a perfect life. I will reread this every time something sad happens to me btw🥰

Loved loved loved it so much. Thank you for writing it <33

💙.💙.💙.

Writing Best Thing Ever was so much fun because I wrote the entire fic and then uploaded it lil by little (should try that again sometimes)

AND LMAO DAVID WAS SO EMBARRASSING IN THAT ONE. I love him 🥺

[khaleesiofalicante]

Just some thoughs bc It's a love Story fucking broke me in so little time:

Fist, I would like to start with WTF??????

Now that the main point was established, we can start🙂

Max being so fucking in love with David in every fucking universe just melts my dead heart🥺

I need answers!!! I need to know what happened??? What is Rafael talking about??? What happened to mavid??? I NEED IT😭

Rafael did act like an asshole...

No one loved you like your own family.

No one got mad at you like your own family.

Shit hits

Not the "I love you. I love you. I love you" part. You really want me to go to therapy that bad???

Elyaas continues to be superior 😎

Arthur and Lance>>>>>>>>>

Rafael and Max as parents holy shit I might die right here ok bye

In the early days, Max had just stood there.

Arthur had been much younger. He would cry louder and scream bigger.

Max had stood and watched and let the boy throw his tantrums.

He had wanted David to watch.

He had wanted David to hurt.

But somewhere along the way, he had stopped.

Because it felt pointless and petty.

Having tlnd flashbacks😭😭

Fuck Jaden tbh. I feel violent impulses rn🔪🙂

“It's not a rom-com. It’s a love story,” David’s voice said. “And while rom-coms have happy endings, most love stories do not.”

Look, shooting me would be faster and it wouldn't hurt this much

At this rate I won't be alive for much longer jshsjdhdj jk, jk. I love this. I love you💙

You reading this fic like:

[khaleesiofalicante]

"Sudenly you are ripped into being alive. And life is pain, and life is suffering, and life is horror, but my god you are alive and its spectacular" Joseph Campbell

It’s not like he had known when Alec had stolen his heart.🥺🥺🥺

YES OUR GRUMPY IDIOT IS HERE!! RAGNOR IS THE BEST. I AM LOVE HIM. HE IS SO WISE AND INCREDIBLE AND AHHH

What’s this in-between nonsense whether you are neither sick nor healthy. Ugh. That is the worst!!

That scene reminded me of "I love him with it. Because of it. On purpose. I love him on purpose."

I won't get over the fact that Alec wanted to make Magnus happy and decided to bring his best friend over and pay for everything so he could see him😭 Ragnor loves him and we all know it!!

Raphael is a petty little shit but we all love him and we stan😎

I'm love Nemo and Dory💙

Max and Elyaas is something that can actually be so personal🥺🥺

"So, I realized I need help. I don’t…I don’t want Max to feel alone. It’s very easy to feel lonely, you know. Especially where we live. I want him to be happy.” Istg I'm not crying, you are!!😭

“Hello, Master Max,” the man smiles softly. “I’m Elyaas. You can call me El.” THIS MAN>>>>>

"Bring me something pretty?” “Noted,” HOLY SHIT YES!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! HE WILL MEET RAFAEL!! AND HE WILL BRING HIM HOME!! I'M DYING 💙💙💙

Fanfic is important in society, Alec!!!

The way Max loves Magnus>>>>

BABY MAX>>>>>

“Not all days are good as this one,” Magnus points out carefully. “That’s just life,” Elyaas shrugs again. THE WAY I WILL PROTECT THEM BOTH WITH MY LIFE-

I LOVE MAX’S POV'S AND I THINK WE ALL SHOULD. Half the time I'm laughing and the other half I'm crying. I call that balance😌

Just.. All the notes to self are ✨GOLD✨ and the playlist omfg! I just have on playlist with my name and like 26 hours of music but I love the comitment of some people ndbdjdjsj

Elyaas saving the day as usual :)

"Maybe they are all right. Maybe he does ruin things. Maybe he is poison." Imma stop you right there. Just stfu :)

JCDSL. Jace is a chessy shit and I'm love him too🥺

Can David stop getting any nicer or hotter??? Also, yes! Feel you Max. That shit is hot af

They sing the chorus together, laughing and kissing and giggling. I'm crying, but dont worry. The simple beauty of this scene got me emo🥺

HERONSTAIRS!! HELL YEAH!!

“What did Jesus say?” Max tuts. “Knock and the door will open?” No, no. He's got a point...

FUCK. THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC SHIT. AND HE STILL THINKS THIS IS NOT A DATE?!?! WITH A PICNIC?!? AND PAINTINS?!?! AND GIFTS?!?

David has a life. Unlike Max. Ouch💔

"You deserve everything your heart wants, David.” Kindly fucking stop bc my heart can't handle it😭

Yeah, fuck you, Swedish Prince. Mavid supremacy forever!!!

“Ah,” David says. “We finally meet eye to eye." Savage😂😂

Where can I get this room!?? Clary and Jace, can you adopt me??? Also not the parallels of their home and the mansion omfg😭😭

Because Max doesn’t have a present with David – not even a future. They just have a past.

Because Max hadn’t been there. Max had missed it. Along with a million other things.

These. These were my favorite quotes of the chapter. Just, wow. Pure angst but can't get them out if my head!!

Note to self: For fuck's sake. Did no one warn this boy about the praise kink? I think he is aware of it😏

"Sex with you feels like giving into temptation," David explains gently, his eyes intent on Max. "And I will bite the apple every time." if it doesn’t feel like giving into temptation, then whats the point??

If he is going to hurt David, he should have the fucking balls to witness it. This boy needs therapy yall... And so do I after this

The thing David does with the wrist-kissing shoud NOT be legal!!!

David smiles faintly and mumbles into the pillow. “Goodnight, Mon Ange.” Max leaves. Pain. PURE PAIN. I'M FINE😭😭

No thoughts, head empty except ✨Mavid✨

Seriously, they are going to ruin me forever!! The beauty, the angst, the pain... LOVE IT💙

Anyway, song rec: One of Us, from Mama Mia (I feel old as shit recomending this but idc)

Take caree💚

Yeah my head is full of Mavid too. I've been listening to french shit for the last two days. Send help.

Also hating on Mamma Mia is my toxic trait lol. But the song was soft? I'm physically incapable of complimenting this movie idk wtf that is.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK. THAT IS AN ORDER, COMRADE.