#This is so funny to me XDDD

[tapakah0]

I'm getting notifications every 2 minutes lol

Have fun but make sure you get some sleep, gn Taph love u!!

WHEEEEEEZE

[sebfreak]

Pray, my child!

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

I tried to make a tag for when i end up talking about more personal stuff even if it's only in tags but. I always mix those thoughts with f/o thoughts so now im confused if i should use the f/o gush tag, the personal rant one or both LMAO are these the consequences of my actions

[henriiiii-1001]

( I put that Malus calls Ces' mom "sis" because they could either be biological sisters or just sisters-in-law And it's Amanda accompanying Evie cause Cesar is still a frog at this point ) [I know you got plans for Amanda but I wanted to try and write her before shizz starts going down]

-Ladies of the Torres-Miller annual ladies picnic , lunch is served

*Torres side of the table going excited*

-You know, I heard that in Yonder one of the king's brothers is still single. You could tell her (Ces' mom) that it's still not too late to start over, sweetie Malus : Yes mother, I heard you the first thousand times

-Now presenting : the first course

Evelin : Look at this big girl sitting at the grown-up table! >:D

*awkward silence*

Evie : I'm too old (teenager) to be sitting at this stupid kids' table! Amanda : It's not stupid! You can eat all the fruit you want! :D And it's all fresh!

Evie : *gasp* It's starting to happen! Amanda : What starting to happen? Evie : Grown-up stuff!

*just adults arguing over irrelevant stuff Ig lol*

Malus, whispering : Sis, do something! -Oh, right, of course

-Ladies! There's no need to fight over such miniscule matters! We're all royalty as you know, and there is a way we can settle this petty dispute like the civilized we are. With... FLAGS!

Everyone else except M : FLAGS! Malus : Oh dear Lord....

*Evie finishes explaining the basics to Amanda* Amanda : Ooh..... Evie : I am so ready for this-! Malus : Absolutely not Evie : What?! Malus : We can play something else after all of this, but you are not going to play flags Evie : Why not? You played flags when you were my age...! Malus : I did a lot of things at your age that I won't allow you to do Evie : >:( Malus : *sigh* I know it's boring to be the oldest at the kids' table, but you are not ready to be the youngest at the adults' table. Now go and help you little cousins cut their fruit

Amanda : So uh, we obeying? Evie : Oh no.... I'll show her that I'm old enough for this!

*epic time skip*

*Also Malus being good at sword fighting if you want*

Evie : Mom...? Malus : Are you alright? Evie : Damn mom, those are some pretty good moves with your big ol' sword and stuff Malus : Eve, you won't believe what just happened : I just met your twin sister! She was made out of grapes(?) Evie : ... Malus : I don't even remember giving birth to her. Sis, did I ever give birth to a grape baby? -No, I only remember you having one child, Mal. Malus : Thank you sis- -Her name is Evie :) <- She's got a concussion Malus : Alright, why don't you just lay back down...

aawww this is all super cute!!!! didnt expect it to be lil quotes but it's cute!! :DDD

evie wanting to be a grown up so bad kinda fits her character!!! :DDDD

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

i love minecraft so much and like hermitcraft is cool an all y'know BUT the fandom is not my cup of tea at allllllllllllllll. maybe i dont get it but it feels so off to have people "shipping" real life people imo?? like especially when they are married and they are just being silly with their friends, it just feels iffy to me. maybe because im aroace maybe thats why but idk

[dendixia]

quick double life doodle :]

[yappacadaver]

your old man baby girl is ugly tbh

WHEEEEEE HEHEHE YAYYYYYY ^q^

[dormiloncito]

one thing about me i hate games that have consequenses

[jupiter-nwn]

Typical cast in a netflix show:

[dancingdevildemon]

Again I love the idea of Dandy fighting with other people and he just fuck'n rolls up to fight hittin' the BBEG or Gal with a SHOVEL.

A SUPER enchanted MEGA SHOVEL

But, still JUST BONK.

BBEG: -BIG MONOLOGUE ABOUT HOW THEY ARE RIGHT.-

DANDY:

[scngbard]

After all the plotting I've been doing with @trvehearted with Raine in the human realm, I'd just like everyone to know that this witch, who has lived their whole life with various demons and creatures in the demon realm, genuinely gets freaked out by mascot costumes. And I think that's genuinely so god damn funny. KASJDHFAS

[regular-lord-reckoner]

Damn, Taco Bell really said, “there, you melt it!!!”

[seishiroh]

i am SO looking forward to part 2 of i dreamt you loved me 🥹

pls yoi and i were talking after i posted and she was like. keep writing. but i think i should get the part 2 out within the next week :3 hehe

[le-velo-pour-dru]

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[dumbbitchhour]

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[readingwriter92]

Also can we talk about the fact that I got *myself* into James Bond by mentioning goldeneye in a fic I wrote.