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[eeriepromis]

Caleb Foot Lore Drop™ - Because Apparently We’re Foot Reading Forseers Now

“Even in silence, his feet speak of longing.���

Yes. This is where we are now. Staring at the Colonel’s toes like we’re decoding ancient prophecy. And guess what? There’s actually stuff to uncover. Let’s get into it.

Step 1: Anatomy Check (Because Science Exists)

Caleb has what's commonly known as a Morton’s toe - also called the Greek foot - where the second toe is longer than the big toe.

- This is a real anatomical variant found in about 20–30% of people. - It can affect how weight is distributed while walking and may lead to calluses or discomfort in bad shoes. - So if Caleb’s boots are Ever-issue military regulation hell ... send thoughts and prayers.

The visible tendons and bones suggest a moderate arch - not too flat, not excessively high. That’s biomechanically efficient and probably helps him stay balanced mid–gravitational flip-kick or whatever he does when we’re not looking.

The toes are straight, uncurled, non-overlapping. No bunions, no hammertoes. Basically: 10/10 foot health. Professor Lucius takes care of our boo. 😭 (help)

Step 2: Cultural & Symbolic Interpretations (A.K.A. He’s Got That Divine Toe Energy)

Greek Mythology:

The second toe being longer is straight-up called a “Greek foot” because so many ancient statues have it.

It was seen as a sign of beauty, intelligence, and leadership - which is hilariously accurate given Caleb’s aesthetic, military status, and inner braincell wrestling match between caring too much and keeping it together.

Indian Palmistry & Foot Reading:

A longer second toe? Associated with dominance in relationships, ambition, and a lil’ bit of bossy energy.

Caleb voice: “Answer me.” MC: stares Caleb: “... Are you suuuure?”

Chinese Foot Reading:

Seen as a sign of strong energy, leadership qualities, and possibly emotional expressiveness.

But also creativity and good luck? (Yet to be seen in Caleb's story (R.I.P.))

Conclusion:

Caleb has Greek hero toes.

His feet spoiler his fate literally.

They are lore-coded.

We are now the Caleb Foot Analysis Division™.

You're welcome.

Here have some cards too:

"Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?"

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[I swear I'm not into feet xD]

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