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tswwwit · 1 year

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Does reincarnated Dipper ever go and work in medical? - as a doctor or nurse or pyschologist. I think that would be funny. I'm sure Bill would *looove* that.

He definitely could! Dipper does love helping people.

And it'd be delightfully frustrating for Dipper to try and navigate his chosen profession while hooking up with a guy who's into intestinal origami and mind-breaking. Bill might be knowledgeable, but he offers a lot of highly inadvisable advice.

#answers #Bill would probably try to be playful with it. All like 'oh doctor there's something wrong with me'#Wiggling his eyebrows. Grinning very wide. The problem is -#And Dipper interrupting. Oh yeah. Definitely. There's a *lot* wrong with you #You need to be sent to a mental institution immediately #Bill sits up at this point #Glaring as well. What the hell kid! I thought we were playing #And Dipper smirking.#Aw what's wrong Bill. Do you have *commitment* issues?#Bill is very >:( at the pun but respects the setup #He's gonna get him back for this one #There's also the fact that using life magic makes Bill urpy and sick #Dipper's going to have to work around that if it was one of his major tools in his job #That's a whole conversation right there #Though on rare occasions Bill would actually be useful! Especially for the rarer diseases or mental stuff #It's even *more* rare to get him to *not* make them worse

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