#Tom: Alphie what do you know about Horcruxes. Alphard: Why do I feel like my answer is about to become 'more than I ever wanted to' ?

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Tom: So I was thinking, what if I quit my job at Borgin and Burkes, go see Albania for a bit, and then come back and terrorize all of Britain?

Alphard: Tom, it is 2 o'clock in the morning.

Tom: And I've been waiting for a chance to use this great anagram I came up with.

Alphard: Tom, it is still 2 o'clock in the morning so unless you've found a way to cheat death I suggest you go to sleep before I--

Tom: Funny you should say that.

Alphard: Why is this my life?