Tom: So I was thinking, what if I quit my job at Borgin and Burkes, go see Albania for a bit, and then come back and terrorize all of Britain?
Alphard: Tom, it is 2 o'clock in the morning.
Tom: And I've been waiting for a chance to use this great anagram I came up with.
Alphard: Tom, it is still 2 o'clock in the morning so unless you've found a way to cheat death I suggest you go to sleep before I--
Tom: Funny you should say that.
Alphard: Why is this my life?
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