#Twelve rowers are actually absent today

[bisexual-ladyofchaous]

Today we have:

12 rowers absent

11 coxswains

10 cox-boxes

9 seats on one boat

8 rowers rowing

7 rowers erging

6 coaches crying

5 different illnesses

4 rowers dying

3 rowers laughing

2 rowers crying

And 1 panicked coxswain