#Twisted Metal - Kid x Ikkaku

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@kaizokugaris asked: Ikkaku & kid ! Send me a ship and I'll fill out this bingo card (Still Accepting!)

Hateship. Based off of my ships with Kids like @rubidusmagnet and @ephxmerall, Ikkaku and Kid would angrily fuck and possibly have a bit of respect for each other's skills but it's definitely hot hate sex and a toxic relationship at best. It's dub-con/CNC at worst. Which is a lot of fun to write but it's definitely not something that will work out long-term and barely even short-term, lol. So it's a guilty pleasure but definitely not a ship in the healthy sense.

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Ikkaku: Unlike Law, I don’t fuck crazy. Law: *clears throat, points at Hawkins* Ikkaku: ...ok, I have fucked crazy once. Law: *clears throat harder, points at Kid* Ikkaku: Ok, fine, I’ve fucked crazy a few times! My track record is still better than yours!

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@ephxmerall​ asked: He finally managed to catch her without her ridiculous posse of a crew fluttering around. It had a wicked little smirk quirking at the corner of his maroon painted lips, sharp canines on full display. He kept his presence unknown, leaning against the wall of a nearby shop, shrouded in the shadows of the alleyway he currently occupied.

As he eyed the woman's neck periodically peeking through her mess of curls, Kid casually reached into the pocket of his coat and pulled out two very thin, short and curved pieces of what looked like solid steel, polished to perfection. Smirk turning sadistic, he flicked the metal into the air and allowed his powers to do the rest of the work.

Without any time for her to really react, the metal clicked into place seamlessly and snugly around the base of Ikkaku's neck. A design that wasn't so easily removed, and little did she know, there was a small engraving in the metal.

K's

Nonconsensual ownership of his little plaything? Kid couldn't give a flying fuck about whether or not she liked it. || hi, uh.. happy birthday Ikkaku?

Birthday Asks (Accepting All Week!!!)

The boys were late. Ikkaku let out an annoyed huff as she waited outside the tavern, wondering if they’d managed to get lost or something. She knew they wouldn’t forget - Law had remembered earlier and the guys had specifically told her to meet them there for drinks before the party moved back to the Tang.

Checking her watch for the third time in ten minutes, she failed to notice the figure watching her from the shadows, nor the metal that came flying through the air to wrap around her neck. The moment she felt it touch her skin she gasped, attempting to grasp it and yank it off before it could crush her trachea, but to her surprise it didn’t get any tighter. It was a snug fit, but didn’t cut off her airflow or circulation. However, it also didn’t budge when she tugged at it, and just from the feel of the smooth steel there didn’t seem to be a way to remove it, either.

Curious and more than a little concerned, Ikkaku spun on her heel to face the tavern’s window, studying her reflection to figure out just what had sealed itself around her neck. Dark eyes blinked as she realized it looked like a collar, and while it wasn’t easy to make out in the window glass, there appeared to be an inscription. “K’s”? Who was...

The engineer’s jaw dropped as the dots connected. The actual fucking audacity! Oh, Kid was in for it when she found him! Even if the craftsmanship, while simple, was superb to be able to seal so perfectly, and even if the thought of him owning her did send some heat between her legs...

Shaking her head to banish those thoughts, she turned around and yelled, “Kid! You’re a bastard and shit at giving birthday gifts!” She didn’t know if he was even still around, but if he was, she hoped he’d assume the red flush to her cheeks was from anger, not arousal or - heaven forbid - mild flattery.

Stomping off, Ikkaku decided if the guys were running late, then she had a few minutes to spare to find a cute scarf or something she could use to hide her new “necklace” until she could bring herself to ask Law to cut off her head so it could be removed. Because if Kid had made it, it would likely take more than a pair of bolt cutters to get the damn thing off.

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Anonymous asked: Which of your partners would you say is the least vocal in the bedroom?

Ask my muse anything about their sex life with one of the ships you’ve seen them with on my blog!! (Still Accepting!)

“Damn, another tough question. I guess probably Drake. Kid, Nami, and Zoro are all pretty vocal, mostly with trying to provoke a reaction out of me. Dirty talk and verbal humiliation and praise and all that. Ace can be pretty talkative too. Not that Drake’s necessarily quiet, but I’m generally the one doing the talking when we fuck, so he’s basically the least vocal by default.”

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💖 💞 — it's for Kid so... not friends, but you get the gist

What kind of relationship does your muse want with mine? (Still Accepting)

💖 rivals 💞 friends with benefits

These two? Definitely rivals with benefits. They insult each other at every opportunity, rarely make life easy for each other, but damn it, they also just can’t deny that all that snark and aggression turns them on and makes them want to tear each others’ clothes off and make the other moan and scream their name. There’s no romance, just carnal lust and maybe some grudging respect.

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@ephxmerall​​ asked: 👤 + Kid

Send me 👤+ a character name for my muse’s opinion on that character (Still Accepting!)

“Fuck that bloodthirsty, psychotic, twisted, depraved fucker!” she shouted, practically needing to be held back in her rage. “He’s lucky Law hasn’t sliced him to bits and surgically implanted his dick up his own ass!”

The anger was instinctual, but at the same time, partially a cover. The disdain and hate was real, but at the same time, Kid was like a maddening itch she knew she shouldn’t scratch but did anyway, until her flesh was raw and bleeding but she was finally satisfied. In a way she was grateful that when they fucked he demanded full control and didn’t give a fuck about her protests; made it easier to live with herself afterwards if she could justify that she didn’t have a choice. Made it easier to pretend she didn’t enjoy herself the whole time.

Taking a deep breath, she forced herself to calm down just a bit, though her tone was noticeably tense as she added, “The guy’s not as stupid as he looks, and that makes him dangerous. Unhinged and dumb is nothing more than a rabid dog you can put down. Unhinged and smart makes him something you need to watch out for unless you want to end up crucified.”

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Anonymous asked: Who is the freakiest partner you've ever bedded?

Ask my muse anything about their sex life with one of the ships you’ve seen them with on my blog!! (Still Accepting!)

“Mmmmm, a tough question. Everybody’s got their freaky side they’re willing to unleash when they’re in the right mood and with the right partner. But I guess...damn, Kid probably. When we’ve fucked he generally has me at his mercy and he does not hold back. Biting, choking, bondage, just pure dominance. Hate how much that satisfies me when he’s got me helpless an’ having his wicked way with me. Especially when he uses his power over metal to pin me down. He’s a freak and a bastard but damn it, something about that manages to keep me coming back despite common sense telling me how bad of an idea it is.”

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Anonymous asked: Shouldn't you despise Kid? Not only is he an enemy of your Captain but he's a rival too.

Confront my muse about their relationship with another muse! (Still Accepting!)

“Um, I do?” Ikkaku replied, raising an eyebrow and scowling in disdain. The red-haired bastard was such an arrogant, psychopathic dick who was a constant threat to her captain and crew. However, she did understand where the question was coming from and why it needed to be cleared up. “Don’t get it confused - yeah, we’ve banged, but physical attraction doesn’t change the fact that we’d happily murder each other on the battlefield. Fucking him doesn’t mean I like him. At most I respect his power, and he’s not quite as dumb as he looks, but he’s first and foremost the enemy. I don’t see that changing anytime soon. No so long as both he and Law are in the running to become Pirate King.”