damon: don’t slutshame me
caroline: i’m sorry.
damon: sorry for what
caroline: for slutshaming you
damon: Are you calling me a slut
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WHAT FORM WOULD YOUR DAEMON TAKE ?
WILD CAT: your daemon would take the form of a wild cat! those who have wild cat daemons are proud and confident people who radiate strength. they aren't necessarily the most talkative, but they have the largest presence in the room wherever they go. as natural leaders, the companions of these individuals know it's their way or the highway.
COUGAR: your daemon would take the form of a cougar! you are a decisive and impact individual who looks after your own. more so than others with wild cat daemons, those with cougars are protective and communicative, clearly stating their own needs and watching out for those weaker than themselves. they are patient and aware, and get their best work done in solitude.
damon’s daemon. is a cougar. do you people know how far i spat my fucking tea
TAGGED BY: @mikaelsiphon (i love daemons and also this made me chuckle purely for the wordplay so thank u)
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elena: (is rightfully worried about jeremy’s drug use) (vents to damon about it)
damon, who literally did nothing but take party drugs for like 40-50 years: (sweating) uh huh... yeah... that sucks.. i hate when that happens
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so sad that stefan and damon grew up in like colonial backwoods cholera times and not like, 2009. (10 yr old stefan voice) mom said its my turn on the xbox
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hearoic replied to your post:
stefan read this post he’s been caUGHT RED HANDED
WASN’T me, DIDN’T do it, have NO idea what you’re even talking about. shut up
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