#WE DONT DESERVE HIM

[cowcat44]

Ultra impact doing it again!

Just look at him! Symbol of sweets

[spaghets-sentientboatsandtrains]

(@ceciasa/@ask-the-young-nor-westers, here!!)

Your Edward is one of the most friend-shaped Edward's I've ever seen cross my dash! I just wanna give him a hug! >w<

All Edward's are friend shaped <3

[fyeaheddiemunson]

[cinnasalmon]

More fodder for Zevlor and/or Omeluum to read out loud. Anyone who wants to write and submit descriptions and landscapes have at it !

[ollicaldwellsimp]

So in case you dont follow Olli Caldwell (which you you should), he recently finished a month long cycling journey across europe, starting in Silverstone, Uk and finishing in Monza, Italy. All of this was to raise money to a charity to help with mental health

Now, me being absolutly insane about this man, I screenshoted every single one of his insta stories during this time and I have decided to post some of my favourites!

The reason why I like them are in the ALTs

This is what he posted when he arrived in Monza, very nice

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

he's the only one for Wylan forever #JackWolfe #ShadowAndBoneSeason2

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1635261145954287618?s=20

https://twitter.com/ThisIsGSage23/status/1635256004589010944?s=20

this #JackWolfe interview♥ we ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM OMG♥:

https://boysbygirls.co.uk/conversations/jack-wolfe?fbclid=PAAabbR6KQOmgK011nQjILUX8C10Y9ZzqffVy2p4NiJ5nIPFhJ4pfXPrwluIw

BEST PARTS:

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more of WHY having Jack is so special in this post:

https://yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere.tumblr.com/post/711573475348922368/httpstwittercomthisisgsage23status1634830806

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[dancingbirdie]

Ominis loves shepherd's pie; Sebastian & MC love snogging

Another headcanon that practically wrote itself. I'm giggling at the thought of poor Ominis, just trying to enjoy his favorite lunch.

Diana Ridgegrass (Slytherin she/her) is my MC I created to play through the game who, like me, is hopelessly besotted with Sebastian Sallow. I'm currently debating whether or not to turn these drabbles into a full-fledged fanfic. But for now, enjoy this small scene.

“Everett fancies you,” Sebastian spat suddenly. The trio had just sat down to lunch in the Great Hall, Sebastian facing the Ravenclaw table while Diana and Ominis sat opposite him. 

Diana rolled her eyes while Ominis paused, his spoonful of shepherd’s pie hanging precariously between his bowl and mouth. 

“Flattering, but he’s not really my type. The voice is too nasally,” the blonde sniffed. Diana gave a quiet snort.

“Not you, Ominis,” Sebastian huffed. “Diana.”

“How can you tell?” She asked innocently, turning to look behind her at the Ravenclaws assembled for mealtime. Everett was indeed amongst them, staring perhaps a bit too obviously toward the three of them. Upon catching her gaze, he waved hello with enthusiasm. Diana nodded her head in response before turning back to observe a ruddy-faced Sebastian.

“That right there. Look at him. Waving. Complete duffer,” Sebastian grumbled.

“He’s a harmless little bluebird, darling,” Diana said airly, picking apart a scone. “You could snap his wing with a stiff breeze.”

Ominis snickered. “Or pulverize him with an errant bludger,” he added. She laughed outright at that.

Their quips seemed to mollify Sebastian, if only in part. He gave a begrudging chuckle. “True, that. Still, he should keep his eyes on his books, not you.”

“Or, alternatively, we could really give him something to stare at,” Diana suggested devilishly.

“Is that so? What did you have in mind?” Sebastian smirked and leaned toward her, conspiratorial. He was now completely distracted by the chance to engage in a little mischief. 

“Just a little lunch hour performance,” Diana said casually but rose from her seat only to lean over the banquet table and grab Sebastian by the tie. 

She noted the way his eyes lit up with barely-restrained excitement as she pulled him up, closer to her face. 

“What say you, Sallow? Want to give them a little show?” She whispered in a sultry voice. 

Sebastian bit his lip, nodding. And before she could respond, his lips connected with hers in a heated, open-mouthed kiss. 

Her eyes slid closed as his tongue connected with hers, and for a moment she lost herself in the feel of his mouth moving sinfully against hers. She could taste the sweetness of the custard Sebastian had been eating beforehand. It was altogether delicious. 

Reality came crashing in for both of them at the brash sound of Ominis smacking his spoon against the bowl. 

“I DO beg your pardon but some of us are trying to enjoy their meal,” he complained, clearly exasperated with the antics of his two friends, even if he couldn’t see them. “Shepherd’s pie is one of life’s simple pleasures, and I can’t enjoy it while you two are snogging loudly by my head.”

“Apologies, Ominis,” Diana chuckled, covering her mouth with her hand and sitting back down.  

“Yeah, sorry, mate,” Sebastian agreed, though his grin was nothing short of unrepentant. “I know it’s your favorite.” 

“Quite right,” Ominis huffed, returning to his lunch. 

“But on a positive note,” Sebastian continued gleefully. “I think little Everett has been put in his place.”  

Diana turned once again to inspect the Ravenclaw table. Everett’s ears were fiery red as he rummaged through his satchel to retrieve a textbook. He was decidedly not looking at the Slytherin table anymore, although several curious Ravenclaws were now nodding their heads toward Sebastian and Diana, tittering to themselves. 

Diana turned back around, laughing. “Who knew some mild exhibitionism would cause such a stir,” she joked. “Maybe we should try it again sometime.”

“Don’t tempt me,” Sebastian intoned, looking at her as though her words had just given him a host of scintillating ideas. Diana’s toes curled in her boots at the thought.

From beside her, Ominis gave a loud groan. “Please. The both of you. Shut up or take it to the Undercroft!” 

[zoobiefish]

Me: *smiling at my phone*

My Mom: Awww, who’s on your phone making you smile? ;)

The image on my phone:

[guardkeywolf]

So I started watching Reacher on Amazon…

ITS PRETTY DAMN GOOD

THE CAST IS SENDING ME

THE WRITING IS GIVINGGGGGGGGG

REACHER

Story is a goddamn W

Reacher existing

All the characters are just Ws

Go watch if you’d like to see a 6’5 Ex Military MP (Military Police) with huge milkers be a goddamn FORCE of nature

Bro is a big ass man

Its good…and bro got w rizz

[bisexualisteve]

scott lang the man that u are

[hoonvrs]

everytime that hoon call comes on my fyp i just wanna cry

[horriblehistorieschild]

MARCO REALLY LOOKED AROUND AND SAID DAMN IT I GUESS I HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF AND BLESS HIM

[batxmasisrjuice]

[idontcarejustletmelive]

Rick Astley has hacked reality. He's found a way to give us an incredible Morrissey Glastonbury performance without having to put up with Morrissey's miserable racist arse.

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Say whatever you want about Mikey

but he was betrayed, beaten, almost killed but motherfucker never once abandoned anyone. Don't you bad mouth my boy.

[sl0wdiver]

This came straight out of 2012 I swear