#WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO FOR 6 HOURS 😭

[hella1975]

11pm in manchester airport plane landed at 10pm after being DELAYED AND ANNOYING AND EVERYTHING WRONG WITH RYANAIR for over an hour. when is my train home from this godforsaken city you ask? 5am. good job im stuck in arrivals where there are no coffee shops or even regular charging ports haha. so glad to be spending the next six hours sat by the squeaky baggage claim machine. thank god my mum was sympathetic about it right haha… right????

[mangoschub]

What’s your coming out story?

I am like the most obvious queer person ever basically 😭 my sister used to dress me up in like her cinderella dresses, and my parents basically knew before I did. Even my sister when she learned what the word meant immediately was like "Oh like my brother!".

See this is ironic because I myself did not have any idea what gay was until like... grade 6 and I thought I was straight. It's even more funny when you consider the fact that I was like already aware of the gainer community of that time so I was literally watching obese men play with thier bellies on YouTube but did not put together I was into that like at all 💀 in my mind I remember thinking I don't like them but I wanna be like them.

I also remember literally looking at guys kissing and being like being gay seems fun too bad I'm not. I fully had like multiple crushes on girls as a child and even wanted to kiss them and stuff, like it was legit i was not aware at all. It's not like it was ever hid to me or anything I just fully did not put anything together.

It finally all hit me at once one day in grade 6 (yes same grade i learned what it was) when I had a dream about one of my guy classmates where I kissed them and it was like a DRAMATIC 48 hours of me suddenly coming to grips with it. When I tell you I had NO IDEA like absolutely 0% idea I was gay until that moment it was a lot for me to process at once. For a time I identified as bisexual, it was for a good while like 2 years ish? This was because I had crushes on girls, but as time went on I realized it was more surface level crushes and I had no sexual attraction to them, hell even my old tumblr from grade 7 or so is out there I have the @ and it will never see the light of day again lmao.

Anyways, now we get to the actual coming out part, so obviously everyone knew and I was the last one to know, but I got the tried and true "you can tell us anything you want to!!" Speech so many times, i knew they'd accept me it just felt like a lot of work to actually tell them and I was lazy. I put it off for a good year, then, like any important decision I make, decided to do it at 1 am while on call with a friend because I thought it'd be funny lol. I did just that I snapped people it for funny reactions, and I even had a code word for me liking men😭. Then I was like, wanna know what would be FUNNIER, and promptly told my parents over whatsapp while they were in the next room over it was kinda iconic of me, ngl.

Anyways, this was a lot longer winded than I anticipated, idk how usual this was? cause usually people know they're different but I had no clue until one day puberty hit and decided to fuck with me in my dreams 😭

[iove33]

Killua x reader ( assassination) I’m not Proof reading so 🤞

Your pov : 🐱

“Fuck…” you say getting out of bed and walking into the bathroom of your apartment every night you put on serums and creams to make your nightly routine. “…And 100 “ you say sarcastically “ok I’m done , now I just need to brush and braid my hair and brush my teeth then I can go back into bed.

While brushing your teeth you feel uneasy as if a tsunami or a stalker was coming for you you hurry and spit out your tooth paste washing it down with water and then walk to your door it almost felt like a horror movie you check quickly and it’s unlocked you lock both locks and walk to bed laying on your king sized bed your cat hops on a starts nuzzling your arm that was left out of the little ball you rolled your self in almost like a Rollie Polly .

His pov : 🙈

My hit list was nearly complete , one left it wasn’t a big deal though some girl was pissed at her so she got a hit that couldn’t be reached back to her it was just a 21 year old girl ( killua is 23 in this ) living alone she shouldn’t be very hard to kill (or so he thought 🙈🙊) . She was on the top level so I get to the top of the roof apparently there was a sky light in her bathroom it faded her counter were I saw her brushing her teeth she couldn’t see me though after a while she got a paranoid look finished and locked her door , I could’ve slit her throat by now but I didn’t want to she was mesmerizing even in her nightly mode the way her hair looked in braids made her cheeks look brighter and her eyes look cooler. She was walking back to her bed . I didn’t want to though the girl already paid I’d get shit abt this if I didn’t kill her so I dropped through the sky light landing quickly I hid in the shower just in case because I still heard the sound of her phone .

Your pov :😜

As soon as it hit 12 you got urges to make shit like fairy mirrors and bracelets that’s how you knew it was time for bed. You set and alarm for 6 am and played some music to fall asleep.

You fell asleep .

Killua’s pov 💦

Finally the blare from her phone stopped and I heard music and soon enough I knew she was asleep . I could finally get out of the tub I open the shower curtain and step out , I walkout beside her bed “fuck it “ i stash my knife and come back out the sky light “ I’m gonna here sm abt this” I walk quickly to my own house (it’s low key a masion ) I go online and transfer the money back to the girl I’m not gonna kill her .

Your pov : 🤞

“ its 6am Alr I’m dead “ I get up and clip my hair back starting with my make up then started curling my hair and finally change into a cute outfit you work as a waitress the only uniform is a  apron and name tag other than that u can wear whatever “ ok and it’s 6:49 time to go “ I walk out the door locking the door and and grabbing my keys i walk in and go to the back to clock in and get my apron on after it’s exactly 7:13 I switch with my co worker chelsey she’s a bitch . 2 hours later I go on break even then I’m asked to do things I’m forced out a little early and I see the cutest guy immediately I rush over to serve him “hi there my name is y/n what would you like !” ( the ! Is meant 4 like customer service voice ) .

Killua’s pov : 🔥

He looks up from his phone to see you the girl he almost killed “uhh let me get a coffe , some chicken tenders , and your number ? “

He asks you , you smile at him and say right away . After a couple minutes you walk out handing him his food drink and a napkin with you number “enjoy your food call me later “she says “ will do “ I say .

I finished my food and asked for the bill she brought it out and ran my card then I left happy about my success .

Your pov : 😭

Aww he left already 😔. You finish your shift and go home finally there you flop on the bed. You had fell asleep but was awakened by the noise of ringing it was him he asked if you wanted to go to dinner * he had been debating whether or not to call her * “ yea ofc!” You answer and get ready you wore a red dress and got in you car and met him he then drove you to a fancy restaurant.

Killuas pov : ☀️

Here I am getting dinner with the girl I was supposed to kill but who could blame me she was magical . I ordered and steak w a red wine and she ordered ( get wtv u want ) and red wine as well . We finished the got dessert then I paid the bill . She held my hand as we left and gave me a quick kiss before getting in the car and I drove her to her car and she went home .

Im lazy so I might make a part two but wtv🙈

[b1mbodoll]

AAAAAAA OMG DO I HAVE A LONG ASS ASK FOR YOU. MY DATE/NOT DATE HAS JUST CONCLUDED....

So a little back story - I worked with this guy this past summer and like the first time we met I alr liked him. Like he was exactly my type. Like 100%. But I'm super shy (never dated anyone, never kissed anyone, never held hands with anyone) so I never really did anything obvious that I liked him bc I was nervous. We kind of flirted (maybe) a lot near the end of the summer. We texted a lot a lot but he ended up moving up to college for his apartment earlier than expected so we never got to see eachother after our last days of work. There was lots of drama on my end surrounding that trust. Like mental anguish bc I fumbled the bag hard.

Anyways. We start school respectively (I go to school in NY and him in TX) and we don't talk that often, just snap like everyday. But as the semester goes on we reply to each other's stories and have short, friendly convos more frequently. Flashforward to like, a week ago or something. I reply to his insta story and we start talking. He finds out that I'm going home for Thanksgiving and he is to so he asks me to hang out. This is odd bc we weren't close enough as friends for me to think that he would ask to see me.

Anyways again, I'm skipping details bc otherwise I'll never finish this lmao - the date/not date was like everything else we do. Vaguely romantic but could also be friendly. He picked me, we ate dinner and then went ice skating together. He walked up to my door to get me, held open doors for me, and opened the car door to walk me back to my house after we got back. But like - no moves were made. No attempts to hold my hand or kiss me. AT ALL. But like he also complimented my butterfly hair lips like sir 😭😭 idk what you want from me.

But now I'm feeling kind of tired of 6-7 months of not knowing where we stand with eachother. So I texted him afterwards saying "Thank you so much for tonight, I loved seeing you again! Although, I did want to know if it was a date or if it really was intended as just a hangout, bc it did seem like it sometimes? Either way, I'd love to meet up with you again if we're both in town!" He then liked bith of the thank you messages and replied, we definitely should. But then he replied to the daye/not date ask with - I don't know. I'll have to think about it. He then said something about it being more than he anticipated but still good, so idk if that means that it wasn't intended as a date but became one and he enjoyed it or if he meant it as a date but I fumbled the bag (I give just as many mixed signals bc I'm an anxious coward lmao) but it still ended up okay.

HOWEVER, I AM A GENIUS, LIKE RIZZ MASTER 1000. I accidentally left something in his car so tmmr morning he's gonna drive back to drop it off (It's like an hour round trip for him). And tomorrow is the day I will stop being a bitch. I'm gonna tell him that I'm interested but that I also do genuinely enjoy him as a person so like, however he intends to meet up with ne in the future I'll be okay with that.

So yeah. Story time over 🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sorry that it's actually so long but I remember how excited you were so I wanted to let you know how it went 💗💗💗💗

IM ON MY KNEES RN STOP u r so cute and agh!!!!!! i will be needing an update with whatever happens pretty please, honey 🤲

im so ☹️☹️☹️ u guys went ice skating ☹️ that’s so so so so fucking cute!!!!!! that actually is so cute my heart cant take it ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ but no moves being mad.. 🤬 yeah i need to have a stern talking to with this man!!! what r ur intentions with my little angel, you HEATHEN!!! hehe no but srsly dont be anxious sweetheart! i know its hard n way easier said than done, but you seem so wonderful and im sure he thinks that as well! im so glad you had a good time <3

rizz master 1000 has me crying omg ur too silly 😭 but him driving AN HOUR TO GIVE U UR THINGS STOP IT my little heart is so warm :( im proud of u for messaging him and asking for clarification about what the lil hangout was! n pls u r anything BUT a bitch!!!!! ur perfect and i hope things work out well with him!

dont apologize for he length! i love anything romance so inwas looking forward to this update!!!! wishing u the best of luck with him <3 mwah

[brittanyautumn333]

Literally have lost everything over the past 2 years. I try not to do tarot readings on myself; they make me paranoid. Sometimes I don’t want to understand. Sitting in ignorance is more comfortable sometimes, and I am meant to learn certain lessons alone.

BUTTTTTT….I have over the past 6 weeks 😅

….I love being right 🤣 except I’m scared.

I got 2 DIFFERENT fortunes (1 from a fortune cookie, the other from an herbal bath from my local botanica) BOTH of them basically said “something that feels like a loss right now is about to turn into your greatest victory”. Confirmed with a 9 of wands 😅

I’m so ready for this abundance y’all 😭 please !!! I was curious about the 8 of wands. So I pulled a card to clarify - strength. Spirit said HOLD THE FUCK ON DONT GIVE UP NOW 😤 the original card in that particular spread - The Tower.

Of course it would come in the middle of my “oh shit” moment, and not a second before. Would I have accepted it in any other way but this one? If I didn’t have to fight, kick, scream and cry for it, wouldn’t I have just written it off as too good for me? Sabotaging each step of the way? Yeah. 2022 Brittany definitely would have. I have a hard time swallowing nice things. I didn’t grow up around nice things, and DEFINITELY not nice people.

Religion and spirituality felt like something that stopped after you walk out of church doors. After Sunday service, it was always back to the lab again. I was always taught that life and pain were the price of sin. I have discovered that pain is an option. Life is all about perception. If you think God/the universe is out to get you, and always sending the negative, that is exactly what you’ll get. The last 2 years, I lost someone who I thought was the love of my life, my home, my dog, ALL of my friends, multiple jobs, family members, and now I’m having to leave the safe space that has held me close when I have needed a place to scream, cry, and mourn. I struggled with addictions here in this place.

How do I explain to everybody that the reason I lost 100 pounds in 5 months is because I couldn’t afford to eat? $20 an hour is too much for food stamps, but what if I cover every bill alone? I’ve faced so much depression. I hate dead end jobs, and I want to follow my passions. But breathing costs money basically, and esthetician school isn’t cheap. Even with financial aid, I need books. Supplies. Gas to get there. Not to even mention mental space and energy to do that AND work a full time and part time job. It seems impossible.

I developed scarcity mindset, as I seriously struggled to stay afloat financially. I took care of everything myself. if I don’t, who will? I’ve struggled with pride and shame every step of the way. I hate feeling like I’m complaining. I don’t want pity, I’m grown and capable. Life just doesn’t always go the way that we plan it. I haven’t had a leg up in a long time. The wheel of fortune is a card I’ve been seeing a lot too - strings are being pulled behind the scenes. The wheel is moving in ways that I can’t reach with my hands.

BUT

Here at this house I have also laughed, learned, grown, and learned that there is no one but me who can wake myself up in the morning. My life has been hard, yeah. I can sit in that, fall back into addiction. Sit in the comfort of my misery. OR. I keep moving forward. Even when I don’t know what the road ahead looks like, and I don’t have any shoes on.

Ace of swords. Knight of swords. 8 of wands.

The smoke is about to clear. Quick. I’ve experienced something unexplainable and beautiful in the face of destruction. Break down…to build up.

10 of cups.

[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

14 May 2023 Sunday ☀️ 9:18 pmpT

Does the apple 🍎 fall far from the tree 🌳? Demon lord incubus told his demon angels to tell garrido to rape 11 year old dugard. The rape probably damaged her organs which is probably why it was painfI’ll. Painful. Autocorrect is weird. Team Levine. They’ve been threatening to give me a hysterectomy since 2017. They can do that dugard an 11 year old they can do that to anyone. 9:23 pmpt

15 may 2023 Monday 5:49 am pt

felt hot burned flame 🔥? Burned an organ under the belly button. That’s probably supposed to kill my digestive system maybe or maybe my reproductive system. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what’s there. But it is alarming that they did that and they stabbed me a bunch of times at the same time as if to separate muscles 💪 and joints from bones 🦴😞😖😭 they’ve been making my heart feel like it’s been stopping a bunch of times. This morning closer to midnight 🕛 they’ve been pouring liquid down my nose 👃 when I laid down on my back and then usually I go diarrhea after that. And then I felt my heart stop 🛑 I think 💭 I remembered. 5:54 am pt they also stabbed organs. They like to torment me by adding yucky tastes around my cups rims. They do that Bcz they like to call me a liar 🤥 with wicked lips 👄. 5:56 am pt and the like to call me garbage 🗑 trash 🗑 b*tch. There’s an Instagram fan account for the incubus and for Blake sheltons star ⭐️ Ceremony reel they put Justin Bieber peaches 🍑. Makes me think 💭 the incubus is calling me George Bcz he has dragon 🐉 tattoo on his leg 🦵 and he hugged behati’s leg 🦵 which is the same leg he has the tattoo on so it’s like he’s saying he’s the dragon 🐉 thru pictures. 6 am pt. I feel pain now in the organ they flamed 🔥.

10:52 am pt there’s a couple who has a big dark blue pickup 🛻 truck 🛻. It’s probably a model from 2017 I’m guessing. Bcz it’s big I assumed it’s newer. They like to park infront of my window 🪟 and leave it running for several minutes and the driver stands to wait outside of the truck 🛻 always. He s standing several feet 🦶 away. They are watching yesco guys dig a hole 🕳 and they hit something metallic sounding minutes ago. They were here when the water pipe was changed. The water 💦 is still on so I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what’s going on. 10:56 am pt 10:57 am pt I forgot if I was going to write ✍️ anything else.

4:31 pmpt incubus attacked my brain 🧠. Felt as if it permeated throughout the whole brain 🧠 with acid. Painful 😖. 4:33 pmpt autocorrect: I unfortunately incubus. Whatever. 😖😭😞 4:37 pmpt 4:38 pmpt I feel like I am missing part of my brain 🧠. Possibly. Not sure.

6:21 pmpt I think 💭 incubus attacked my stomach sphincter with acid 6:22 pmpt

I think 💭 the sphincters destruction will be the end of me so this is the end. 6:24 pmpt incubus team Levine are child rapists. Those who have the power to make it happen are very guilty. 6:25 pmpt

9:16 pmpt incubus/ miñion hit the sphincter of my bladder repeatedly in 2023. It felt like bone 🦴. It hurt a LOT. 😖😭 (searing left hip butt pain 9:18 pmpt) with great power comes great responsibility and to know the consequences of every plan. Can’t fuck up 🆙 what’s meant to be. Stroh’s Instagram of her neon lights 💡. God s plans before conception for your life. Maybe before your fathers conception too. God decided to subject children 👶 to rape no matter what the consequences. There was a movie 🎥 I mentioned here by description but not title that made me aware of the possible consequences of child rape for the child 🧒. I heard child rape victims become incontinent. Garrido’s 2 prior victims he raped for hours at a time and thought 💭 at least one of them enjoyed it. If the sphincter of the child 🧒 is still cartilage is it possibly sharp? Did it scratch garrido upon entry? A very small hole 🕳 probably against a bigger circumferences organ = the p*nis.? Still we know it hurt dugard for some reason. And for some reason god planned to subject dugard to this torture for years. And upon arrival he stripped her and gave her a bucket 🪣 to sit on per the demon angels’ instructions most probably. 9:26 pmpt Bcz the police 👮‍♂️ intentionally neglected finding her and garrido said the demon angels told him to do it, we know that god wanted it to happen and to continue for years from 1991 to 2009. Thank god and demon angels for making it happen. 9:28 pmpt sickos. Some cartilage hardens and becomes bones 🦴 . 9:29 pmpt

Maybe god cut her bladder sphincter ? To allow garrido’s p*nis to pass through more? 9:31 pmpt hypothesis.

9:54 pmpt it sounded like the blue truck 🛻 parked In The back but now there’s an older smelly 👃 yellow sporty looking car 🚗 with one black side. Was it a Monte Carlo? That’s dereks yahoo address. The other guy I talked to online in 2001. 9:56 pmpt 9:57 pmpt

10:03 pmpt did garrido only do it once a week Bcz it hurt him too? 10:04 pmpt

10:06 pmpt did each time he do it a week later did (😖😭 left calve leg 🦵 muscle pain 10:07 pmpt) he hope it would not hurt anymore? The demon angels probably told him to keep trying. He could have dropped her back home 🏠. He could have quit? He could have admitted it hurt? I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️. She’s alive and they have children together the first one When she was 14 years old. 10:11 pmpt 10:12 pmpt

Defund the police 👮‍♂️????? 10:17 pmpt

10:19 pmpt we (left 👁 🔥 hot pain tummy ache 10:20 pmpt)

I think 💭 only fluffy Gabriel Iglesias would understand me. Give me an air conditioner and I’m good. I had to endure 😣 many hot summers and even a hot September in New York in 2012. May used to be Goldilocks month not too hot 🥵. 10:23 pmpt

10:24 pmpt I wish there was a new bigger earth 🌍 to go to. But I think 💭 god doesn’t want to let any of his flocks separated from the rest. = more control. 10:26 pmpt pain right leg 🦵 bone 🦴 searing hot skin. 😖😭 10:27 pmpt they fed me lies to probably make my death ☠️ more bearable psychologically? Even though I felt like I was dying 🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤😖😭 every day for the last 6 years. And all the other years that came b4 it was hard to live with in my skin and usually wished I was someone else (left jaw bone 🦴 pain 10:30 🕥 pmpt). Blossom hill had a lot of the little trees 🌳 with the little pale pink blossoms. Probably cherry 🍒? My street there had those. 10:32 pmpt I guess I’m nothing special to anyone. Incubus proves that to me over and over again and again. Dugard probably felt similarly when the police 👮‍♂️ intentionally neglected searching garrido’s sheds. 10:34 pmpt when the black ants 🐜 reached her food 🥤🍔 first prob garrido raped her b4 she ate. 10:36 pmpt did I misunderstand what I read/heard? 10:37 pmpt

10:39 pmpt is this great America 🇺🇸???? I was in Berkeley in 2009. And I think 💭 I read that they found dugard there the same year. I think 💭 her mom was a printers? And I tried intaglio printmaking and didn’t hear 👂 about dugard until recently. In 1991 I was a first grader. Too young. Tummy ache. 10:42 pmpt our destinies seem to cross over a little but I don’t believe we ever met. 10:43 pmpt

10:47 pmpt incubus miñion killed my stomach I think 💭 I was distracted by typing 💬. I think 💭 naturally women are more careful about intercourse. But demon lord likes to make it harder to control our impulses. 10:49 pmpt

10:52 pmpt I wish my mind would stop 🛑 believing in the incubus’ lies. Feels like drugs? For the mind? To believe (left hip bone 🦴 pain. Chipped away feels gone 10:54 pmpt)

11 pmpt Instagram does not like my other user name. It said again about reviewing my account even though I only sent one person a message. 11:01 11:02 pmpt incubus is breaking my hips on both sides.

[yifeiyay]

thoughts on 4h le castellet 2022:

omg tjimen on pole??

iron dames starting p3 in class hell yeah

yifei didn't get a qualy time 🤕

LETS GO

lollo balling with that off track overtake for the lead. he gave it back ofc

the lmp2s starting last already in the gte midpack? and i didn't get to see it?

yellow flag 2 min in good job everybody

the lmp2s starting last already in the lmp3 midpack? and i still didn't get to see it??

ok guys can we fcy this

oh safety car

car 3 in the pits

was lollo meant to give the place back to both tjimen and phil or just tjimen. hm.

car 69 dangling from that crane thingy makes me anxious

green flaggg

ah no tjimen's gone wide

car 14 drive through pen

sarah for the gte lead woo!!!

not car 3 pitting when the pit lane was closed?? tears??

car 66 under investigation too?

car 10 spins

everything happens so much

how did that red car go from first to fifth

lollo and tjimen racing each other in f3 and now in elms makes me kinda fond. the kids are growing up

ouch car 15

safety car again

yifei from p40 to p13 so true

the guy at inter europol eating (guilherme oliveira) sends me

safety car asked to go faster lmao

green flag again lets go

3+2 wide they're insane

gtes and lmp3s mixing this is so dizzying

fassbender spun from third now he gotta pit

the commentator lmao... they're not pros but much quicker than i am

what kind of name is "spirit of race" that reads like a poor fanfic

phil in the pits?? did tjimen pit as well bc lollo is first

CAR 22 PIT STOP GOT FUCKED UP

lollo staying out....strat masterclass incoming?

they're running on sustainable fuel? that's nice i hope it gets introduced to more series

yifei third king shit

car 27 off

good god those tyre ribbons

safety car again...third in an hour godbless

"cool racing"? really?

why. why is there a yellow flag

at this point i can no longer keep up with which cars had trouble lol

car 17 drive through for track limits lmaooo

YIFEI UR SO SEXYYYY

fcy time

some guy filled his race car with diesel instead of petrol and now they won't let him live it down. hilarious

we’re green and ferdi’s in car 9 in the lead

i didn’t even realise car 31 was pro-am. tjimen’s done well to keep it so far ahead

not the comms making fun of ferdi’s longass royal name. tears

lollo interview!

he’s wearing juan’s racesuit 😭

jack fastest so true

the pit crew pissed at the cameraman for getting in the way dfgsbbdgh

jack truly making moves once he hops in car 34

a ferrari driving a porsche this is so fucking funny

oh dear that’s no good for car 37

the top 4 pitting as the race classification pops up. pls

sarah on the longest stint ever fr

comms wtf do you mean bent’s gonna try dovetailing elms and f2. what do you know.

not chat asking comms if there will be an anime car livery. priorities straight.

some guy proposed to this lady called kate im

track limits strike again this time for car 6

“reversed his decision to retire” so another alonso

ah no seb alvarez went off into the gravel

fcy again

uh oh bottom plank on the loose. a car might be dsqed.

kate said yes lmao thanks for the update comms

interesting strats from car 19...

we are green hurrah

why is there an lmp2 in 32nd place rip

happy 100 laps! (for louis at least)

also nico lapierre and yifei sharing a car is such an unexpected crossover but i love it

ayo pietro is here too? somehow missed him when going through the entry list

they changed only the front left tyre on the 37??

“luck is preparation plus opportunity” wise words memo

leaders pitting :fear:

p4 to p7 scrapping like mad

car 19 really went for an interesting choice with 2 silver drivers ngl. its not your usual lmp2 lineup

but they might just have pulled off a strat/petrol saving masterclass here

i miss when car 83 was first in gte :(

YOOO this IS a strat masterclass from car 19 what a perfectly timed pit stop

“young dutchman and not quite young dutchman anymore” damn they killed job

job’s literally only 23 💀 now i feel old...

THE AGE GAP BETWEEN BENT AND JOB IS NINE MONTHS. TEARS

iron lynx changing drivers now?? with 12 min to go??

ah man safety cars and fcys fucked their strat. disasterclass i fear

SPLASH AND DASH TIME

these always drive me insane

it’s been almost 4h but i haven’t figured out which lmp2s are pro-am

last lap!!

so 1 more lap for gtes and 1 and a half more laps for lmp3s...i love confusion

ferdi cam :) congrats prema now time for the rest of these folks

omg car 17 got 13?? gtes fighting too

car 32 holds out to win it by half a car length!!

was that ralf? hi ralf he’s everywhere these days isn’t he

a pity for car 13 esp after leading this long but insane stuff from car 17 and jakobsen they were gaining so much and then took off after the overtake too

YESSS WE GET FERDI AND LOLLO CLIMBING ONTO THE CAR

nicolas was in hospital 3 days ago?? and now he’s won a race! omg i’m so proud of him

THERE IS A SINGAPOREAN IN CAR 66???

car 17 stopped after taking the flag good god if they get dsqed due to lack of fuel...i would d word if i was jakobsen

ah okay it got going again

jakobsen is only 18! he’s impressed me now can they show me how to spell his first name

nicolas looks like he’s gonna cry he’s so happy

omg his teammates crashed the interview they’re so cute...car 32 i like you

louis has won the first race for a debuting elms team twice!

sophia’s taller than bent

ferdi’s jump bsfdgfkgh

HELP DID ONE OF THE CAR 65 GUYS’ CHAMPAGNE JUST EXPLODE

aw bent passed them their extra bottle

they cut off the italian anthem before the little crescendo boo. loved it anyway

nice to know car 31 still gets a trophy after that pole and opening stint

jack gets a win!! also turkish anthem is kind of a bop

wait pro-am doesn’t get points for pole but wasn’t 31 the pole sitters for both standard and pro-am lmp2 entries

why does car 32 have mismatched suits they’re so quirky this sends me

i see paul ricard bucket hats in the audience i want one

rinaldi racing are germans dressed as italians lmao

ehret fled the champagne plsss

teammates jumpscaring interviews i could get used to this

car 17 are so selfie obsessed also malthe just has a bunch of dads

they had a whole ass drive through penalty and won it. mad

michelin man!

i loved this race i might gif some moments if i get the time

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every odd numbr!

THANKS jes si love u  i  put them under a cut to be Kinde

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

i have an AMAZING partner! 

3. Are you a jealous person?

i definitely can be but i try not to be ndgngd

5. Do you chew on your straws?

yeah and then i choke on them

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

i dont think ive ever actually made it to 48! probably a good thing lol! 😄

9. What should you be doing right now?

probably studying,.

11. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

almost all my past relos have been over 6 months and my current one is a year and 2 months so yeah!

13. Do you believe in love?

yes!!! i love love!!!!

15. Who was the last person you talked to? 

u , on discord, but u didnt fucking reply???? get out fake best friend!!!

17. Will you get married?

tbh i am a little terrified of marriage but id also love to get married SO

19. Does anyone like you?

well lets just say i SURE fucking hope so

21. Who was the first person you talked to today?

i think it was scout!

23. What are you NOT looking forward to?

the hsc

25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

‘opposite sex’ is FAKE anyways someone has told me they loved me and meant it and i am so lucky to be loved

27. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?

holy shit i hope so. its gonna be really hard and im still trying to figure out if itll even be financially possible but i really need to get out of this household

29. How many TRUE friends do you have?

im scared to count in case i forget someone! but i have quite a few and im lucky to have them

31. Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?

well some of my exes are pretty close w my current partner so kind of i guess? but not reeeally 

33. Who was the last person you drove with?

my mum dropped me to the bus stop this morning so

35. If you could move somewhere else, would you?

yes

37. Can you live a day without TV?

i dont even watch tv. and without netflix/etc? yeah probably

39. Three names you go by…

phi, phoenix, and then theres some nicknames Only One Person/A Few People call me (nixie, pj, phee, pheonix)

41. What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

uhhhhhh i dont really watch romance but like, love simon was good

43. What’s your current problem?

like, school

45. Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

😭😭😭😭😭 most of my relos have been. i dont think i could ever do a distance longer than the one im doing now again

47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

hmm a bit yeah!

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Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

because SOMEONE wanted me to answer all of these....

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Yes 💛

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

……….i am dating an 18 year old right now

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

I ? don’t ??? know ?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

…..these questions are stupid I changed my mind

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Don’t know don’t care tbh

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

I love you more than you will ever know by Never Shout Never 💛

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Black jeans and a greyish blue t-shirt (and blue underwear)

8. How often do you listen to music?

ALL THE TIME

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

jeans

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

LOL

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Not social

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

I mean like,,, my mom ? but in a romantic way, no

13. What about ‘R’?

what about R?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Not very well

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Yes 😭 😭 😭

16. Are you going out of town soon?

No wtf these questions are so random

17. When was the last time you cried?

Ummmmmmm yesterday

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

yes

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

no

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes 💛 💛

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

Idk I haven’t done anything all day oops

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

Just a random guy? N O !!

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

Hell yeah

24. What are you sitting on right now?

A dick

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

yes

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Is this a weird way of asking if ive ever had a crush on someone or what

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

Noah 💛 💛 💛 💛 💛 💛

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

No :D

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

The clearance section at target it was $4

30. Does anyone hate you?

probably

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

Probably, but theyd be Cal’s, not mine

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Yes, with Noah

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

NOOOO

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

Hmmm junior year of high school

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Yeah but I don’t remember it lol

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Like 5 minutes ago 💛

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

I cant read suddenly I dont know

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I fuckin hope so

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Does he ever think about anything besides me?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

It was ok

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Yes 💛

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Umm maybe ?

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Not exactly in those words

44. What’s the best part about school?

When it’s over and I can sleep

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

Obviously. What the fuck are these questions

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

Yeah in middle school,,

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Doesn’t everyone ??

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Unfortunately not……………….

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

No, thank god

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

So many

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

NOOOOO

52. Are you nice to everyone?

I try to be, but sometimes im not oops

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

??? no?

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yes, WHAT THE FUCK

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I try so hard, but no

56. Do you think you like someone?

I know I like someone

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

no

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

What the fuck kind of heterosexual bullshit did I get myself into

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yes oops but it was a looooong time ago

60. Do you hate anyone?

my mom’s mom and my most recent ex

61. How’s your heart?

My heart rate is always a lil fast but its probably fine

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

I just hate talking about myself in general

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

I cant read suddenly I don’t know

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

My mom. Just kidding LOL

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

What am I gay or something? (yes, but no theyre not)

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

no

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

No but one time I pantsed my brother and he thought our cousin had done it hahahaha he still thinks that’s what happened oops

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My roommate

70. How do you look right now?

Like a million ducks

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

I guess ?

72. Can you commit to one person?

YES WTF

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

no

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

….yes

75. Did you wake up cranky?

Yes so I went back to bed and slept until 2:30pm

76. Are you a jealous person?

Yeah oops

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

I like to think so

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Idk ??

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

im gay

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Noah

81. Last person you cried in front of?

My damn self

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

Probably a lot of people unless I get alzheimers or something

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

So much

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

him

85. Are you over your past?

Never :)

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

noooo

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Nope not even like,, my therapist

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

I would be like bich what the fuck are you apologizing for

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

yeah but he could just let himself in through the bathroom

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

no

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

god i hope so

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

I had a friend in 5th grade named michael

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

no

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Yes, it’s lit

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

It is march right now

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

Fuck yes

97. Who do you have texts from?

what.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“oh. cool. Have fun”

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

no

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

On tumblr? Just me. Facebook? the cutest boy

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

no

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Sort of. We had butterflies in first grade. Everyone in the class got a caterpillar and we took care of them until they turned into butterflies and then we let them fly away