#WHEAH IS THEE AMYOOLIT OF KEEENGS

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as someone who has worn a frodo cosplay to the ren fest, all i'll say about rop is that i cannot even begin to process how chickenshit they are for not giving the male elves long beautiful hair. when you consider how DEEPLY homophobic and macho dudebro the early 00s were, it's no small miracle the men in the lotr movies look and act the way they do. and 20 years later some dumbfucks at unionbusters inc were like ummmm actually we have to make celebrimbor look like goddamn izzy hands or people won't know he's a Boy Elf. cowards, the lot of you. even from a hypercapitalist perspective it is an ICONIC facet of The Tolkien Brand. why would you throw that out the window. even the elder scrolls online is more faithful to tolkien than this is. i mean look at mannimarco.

fucking todd has you beat guys. TODD. when you're losing style points to beth "it just works" esda you need to seriously reconsider your life and your artistic choices