#Wendy Patch

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oh, no

Cassandra is not taking the news of Don woohooing with Nina first very well it looks like

Knowing Nina this is not going to deescalate any time soon.

And this is the 3rd wish she always have when Aj is around

The slapping went on for a while

I don't know who won

As I was busy trying to get Aj to stay the night so Wendy can sleep. Two babies man, it is not easy!

And they became enemies xD

Good, doing daddy duties

And another goddamn fight xD ffs girls. They left one by one after this

And ruby the wolf dog got her ass kicked in the night

Next day she sees Mary-sue and invites her in. Hopefully she won't pick a fight with anyone

They talked about games the whole time. Mary-sue the gamer, I kinda like that.

Thanks to breastfeeding she is best friends with both of them.

Aj calls right after work again.

"Oh, of course darling, you can come over to see the kids."

And serenade to Wendy apparently. And he had a wish to do so. That's cute.

I dread having two toddlers but here we go

Not a party but her house is usually filled with passer bys

Somehow I doubt Wendy will be able to teach these kids toddler skills. She can barely keeping it all together.

Aww Cass and Mary-sue getting along

Yep. Two kids, four eyes just constantly following her around

It's not enough that she has barely any time for herself but the landlord is constantly harassing her about the stink.

How is she supposed to take care of this house ffs?

Time to dish it out for a maid.

The man cleaned the house for the whole day and it's not even done yet 😭

She used one of her vacation days because she was exhausted by the time she had to go to work but as you can see she sprinted to work next night. She needs to get out of the house.

She doesn't look happy that she's back, does she? xD

With this though we end her round. The nanny is still in the house and she just went to sleep. Didn't even bother sending nanny away. She just wants some time away from the kids.

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Happy Birthday Mabel and Dipper take this ok pencil and ink drawing to celebrate your special day!

And as bonus have unoriginal designed drawing of them as 25 year olds (that’s crazy how old they are now)

[shhh-secret-time]

To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

[therealraeweber]

Galey Farms shenanigans from last weekend

[freebooter4ever]

where the hat lives when not on my head - see can you imagine a stark white or black plain hat there? no, the soft cream fuzzy corduroy makes so much more sense.

i actually... i did consider buying the white geno penguin one just to draw/color portraits of him all over it. but then i thought it might be kinda weird and didnt know what i would do with it when i finished and im no good at managing to be quick enough to buy that limited edition stuff anyway. always sells out so fast.

[rage-crafts]

Gravity Falls Zodiac-Inspired Camp Patches

Approximately 2.25″ in size, show off your love for the show with these iron-on patches! (Finally completed the set!)

[moonsgreendawn]

drew this a while ago, but wendy!!

[goldenworldsabound]

Brrrrr 265 wishes and counting-

I will have Ayato AND Dehya!

Also I've been SO enjoying the tcg eeeeee Ningguang and Kaeya pretty and have good voicelines >w< I think I've built a pretty good deck around...neither of them amsbsksgs but around summons (so Oceanid, Xiangling, and Fischl). Pretty pleased with it!

I want to build an Ayaka/Kaeya/Ning team based around artifacts and weapons and cryo resonance but I'm still buying cards heh.

[bmpmp3]

punk patch makers and doujin circles really have it figured out. if something you like doesnt have accessible merch just make it urself <3

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Patch Household [1]

We take a break from the premades to handle this spawned NPC who managed to get in with the main cast.

She signs her lease

And finds out she's pregnant xD

Aj is working now so she couldn't call him to give him the news but that didn't stop her from wishing to talk to him and invite him over.

Thinking Darren - as the only other person she knows - would make a nice woohoo for her and they talked, became friends and she asked him out on a date. Then invited him over but he said no both times -facepalm*

Luckily Aj was waiting by the phone and came the moment she called him.

They took a b-line to the couch where Aj finally fell in love with someone!

I'm glad she's pregnant because Aj is working very hard to make that happen xD

Just chit chatting

Hanging while Aj is at work.

She called him again and this is the next day's morning - almost time for the birth!

And there it is

Yes Aj, that's what woohooing does. This is all your fault. And the surprised pikachu paper boy xD

FML

Not one but two babies on her first woohoo as an npc.

I honestly don't know what to call them. Opened behind the name and chose the first names I saw xD

Well, at least he is helping out.

and paying the bills xD

She needed fun and I think guitar suits her and she doesn't have space for a dj booth xD

Both crying, hungry, stinky ...

Wendy needs friends to get a promotion and watcher knows she needs it if she's going to make that 4k rent

She rolls for these two wishes all the time. The woohoo and make out ones mostly there but there is always one platonic one with AJ.

Darren called her and they are talking about woohoo. These are a bunch of very horny sims.

I see Nina and invite her and Aj calls her. He calls her every day.

Again, with the woohoo.

uh-oh, this can't end well.

[2kkiupdates]

qxy patch and irl stuff stopping me from playing at all ...... this is so sick and twisted

[stephreyna]

Book of Bill Spoiler

I wanna talk about this

I’ve been seeing an interesting divide in the fandom about how they feel about Dipper and Mabel’s parents having marital issues.

It changes the show a lot, in terms of how the kids act, why they got sent to Gravity Falls, why Dipper was looking for an idol, and why Mabel didn’t want summer to end. I’ve seen some people hate it and some people like it. I am the latter.

Marriage problems doesn’t always mean a terrible home life, or abuse. Dipper wasn’t supposed to hear it, which means his parents are keeping it behind closed doors and not letting their issues become the twins’.

Which makes me believe this isn’t an abusive situation. Alex will torture the shit out of Stan and Ford (we know this), but Dipper and Mabel are precious to him, I don’t think he would put them in a bad/dangerous home life.

If Dipper’s having nightmares about it, it’s because it’s Dipper. He’s an anxious and paranoid kid, who makes mountains out of molehills and overthinks absolutely everything.

We don’t know the status of Mr and Mrs. Pines’ relationship. For all we know, the summer was just what they needed to patch things up, and everything was fine when the kids came home. But if at the end of the summer they have the oh-so-infamous sit down with the twins about a change in their family, it’s not inherently a bad thing.

Yes. The twins would be devastated if their parents separated.

Dipper would be extra moody and angry and our hopeless romantic Mabel would fall into a depression. I can see them both diving into distractions and finding comfort more with their Gravity Falls family. Keeping up with the Stans, Soos and Melody, Wendy, and Pacifica.

But things would settle down eventually, theyd get into a routine and eventually see how much happier their parents are. I can also see Mabel being excited she gets to decorate two bedrooms for herself, and getting to play matchmaker for her parents. Dipper would learn to live with it eventually, and I’m sure all he wants is to see his parents happy, but I think he’d fight it longer than Mabel does.

But they’d be okay.

This stuff happens, and I honestly love the representation, as a child of divorced parents. I don’t see it very often in children’s media, and I couldn’t relate to characters who had parents who got along with each other when I was a kid. And usually if they had step-parents it was because one of the parents died or something.

This is, classic Alex, left up to interpretation as to what’s happening in the Piedmont Pines’ household.

But whatever it is, our Mystery Twins will go through it together

[aparticularbandit]

fun facts: wendy’s story for the beginning of the lost ones - started by her, pan, and pixie - is different from the story pixie thinks right before she kills ultron in terms of how neverland is created.

pixie believes that wendy invited her to join the lost ones, which means they had to have existed prior to pixie meeting wendy.

which either means that wendy lied to america from the beginning or something is up.

:D

[therealraeweber]

A little Wendy pic from the pumpkin patch this weekend :)

[mallowmaenad]

6'3" Underweight Trans Girl With Eyebags whose wearing an Oversized Black Sweater: I recently remembered all of my past lives. Most of it was spent as various plant life and fungi in the same twenty foot radius in a forest by a rural interstate route until a robin ate the seed containing my soul and flew to another forest where I reincarnated as her child. I would then die a tragic death at a young age to a local fox where I'd live a long life as her kit and eventually die of old age, I then spent several generations as various plant life and fungi in that forest which was eventually destroyed by industry.

I was a tree during that time and my plant fibers were processed to manufacture paper used to make a sticker placed on an orange whose peel was placed in a compost bin, eventually leading me to the dark yet decadent life of a worm until I then eventually expired and awoke as a tomato plant in the care of a kindly older woman, it is that life whose memories I treasure the most.

She was a very skilled and warm woman, and many of my cycles afterwards were spent as my own kin in generations of tomato plants in a blink of an eye. One day she took me into her car in a pot, I remember how she spoke to me. At the time she had named me Reynolds, she had set into a trend of naming me after Hollywood actors she found attractive. It was the day before her daughter's birthday and I was to be her gift, I could not feel bittersweet about this a the time, because I was a tomato plant.

She buckled me into the back seat of a car as if I was a child of her own and drove down a rural interstate route, illuminating the black sea of the night sky with her headlights as the shadows seemed to drown out anything but us. A deer with bone wasting disease stood in the road like a grim reaper, white eyes shining as her aching foot tried to react in time on the break peddle.

The two embraced in a bloody collision, I remember the deer in its last moments weakly nibbling at her flesh as they both bled out in an agony they were ignorant to, I wilted and died in that car along with her and that deer, I do not know what the journey of my soul was like, but my next life was as a patch of semi-feral grass on the side of a similar road caught in the mouth of a possum eating a partially full discarded box of Wendy's fries who was then promptly turned into road kill, when the day was new a burly Appalachian man whose stern demeanor hid a soft heart would legally and cleanly collect the cadaver and break it down, using the remains for a meal some yuppies would find ghastly. This man was my father- or rather my father in this cycle of life.

I know in my heart of hearts that you were that old woman who nurtured me so many times as her beloved tomato plants, you had the rare privilege to live your life as an incinerator at a crematorium, but the march of technology and nut after bolt you grew broken, a death by a thousand cuts, a death by a thousand bodies. Your massive metal cadaver was melted down over time, the raw materials eventually finding itself to a factory that manufactured bullets, a life of darkness in a cardboard prison only to be shunted into a pistol's magazine... your entire existence is interesting, stretching the meaning of what it means to be eaten and to live. The meek 24 year old boy thought nobody would mourn him when he was gone, you lived as an amorphous patch of greenery ahead of his grave stone.

A curious thing would happen during a visit to this boy's grave, his childhood dog either in embarrassing coincidence or a moment of sentience began to dig at where the body was, being wrenched back as it began to desperately sink his teeth into the soil, ripping you asunder. Almost as divine penance, you lived your next life as a member of this dog's litter, you'd be named after the boy, despite being a girl. Maybe the dog was given some precognition and wanted to eat the boy and take his soul into its mouth to get her the life she always wanted. You were unfortunately born with a chronic condition that led you to a young death, the girl's mother crying just as hard after the vet put you down. You were buried lovingly in her back yard where you became a tomato plant, your same mother not being as much of a green thumb as mine but she devoured your fruits all the same, eventually giving birth to another meek boy after growing pregnant during the time when your last tomato was picked off your wilted stem. I have pursued you since that day with my whole body and spirit, one part unintentional one part in this moment of enlightenment. I love you, and I will love you for the rest of forever.

Trans girl who dropped out of high school to make Hello Kitty breakcore who has her girlfriend's dick in her mouth and is high as fuck right now: Waash dat?

Their shared girlfriend sitting across from them playing Wario Land Shake It on her modded Wii U: Was I the deer with bone wasting disease?

6'3" Underweight Trans Girl: ... Yeah...

[baalzebufo]

oh yeah... redrew my older pines designs + also gideon is here because I like him and will inflict him on everyone. probably in their early 20s here, I didnt think too hard about the specifics. also some headcanons

dipper started testosterone finally so he's got the classic 'shitty little puberty stache' and also hes breaking out w acne bit. wears a lot of denim on denim. him and wendy swap hats every summer its their tradition. he has a bomber jacket with lots of alien and cryptid patches. sometimes he has kind of a mullet going on

mabel regularly chops all her hair off in the mirror with some scissors whenever the impulse hits so at any given point of her life it can be either waist-length or a buzzcut. she got into making kandi and has a bunch of themed cuffs. rhinestones. sparkles. thats a tamagotchi necklace

gideon has embraced his inner cowboy and got some riding chaps ostensibly because he has a motorcycle now but also because he thinks he looks cool. his bolo tie is a replica of his old cursed variant because fiddling with it is a comfort to him. hes got a custom leather jacket with his star embroidered on the back

hes also so tall because. well honestly my headcanon is he has an insane growth spurt in his teens. have you SEEN bud gleeful? he's huge. hes got Big Dude Genes. also honestly i just think its funny if he goes from being knee-high to 6 feet tall in the space of like, 6 months.

(i was gonna add other characters to this but i got distracted so thats for another time)