#What a looser. He can make a body disappear tho so worth keeping around on some level | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rotzaprachim · 2 years

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some other possible career paths for the crows: jesper as a teacher for the ten year old ish crowd (has fun socks and suits in all themes a la his icon miss frizzle, plans ludicrously over-the-top fun volcano demonstrations and greek-and-roman toga days, kids LOVE him), nina as an actual literal witch, inej and matthias as firefighter bros (inej loves the firehouse pole and axing doors down, matthias loves introducing field trip groups to Spots the Firehouse Dog), Nina as a sex ed teacher, wylan as a constantly beleaguered IT guy trying to tell shouty corporate dudes they just need to turn their laptops off and on again. kaz is always just some guy who runs a bar with a sticky floor

#Six of crows #Jesper fahey #Nina zenik #Inej ghafa #Matthias helvar #wylan van eyck #The thing about canon I think that’s really critical to the whole… mess of relationships is that Kaz is everyone’s boss #He’s a very violent organised criminal and everyone’s boss so they do all kind of have to take him seriously on some level even if #They buffer it with jokes and disdain #Which is why I think modern aus where he has no power over any of them and is just Some Guy whose a Criminal are sooooo fun #Just like the random weirdo with a bar who can mix a half decent daiquiri #Random weirdo down the hall constantly trying to get them to drive some smoothie machines over the border with no further explanation as to #Why #What a looser. He can make a body disappear tho so worth keeping around on some level

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