#What3

[heartistic-blog]

i forgot sum thing

ok 2930 ,,,, i will start backward timeline

for,.. i am a compulsive blogger

no other app gives me squee

i should have a warning label. like,,..

this blog is very wordie.

i get to do this as bliss

not gunna remiss the reminise

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

guys, my Yokai watch 3 turn into a unsettling macaroni

[anonymouslove]

OH MY GOG ANOTH3R CC JOIN3D???

[quadrant-horror-stories]

HOLY FUCK PEOPLE ^RE OUT HERE DOXXING YOU??? GOG FUCKING D^MN ERM

- @aita-alternia

LIT3RALLY LIK3 IM J>ST SITTING H3R3 B3ING TH3 PR3TTI3ST TROLL IN THIS S>B COMM>NITY ON GR>MBLR AND SOM3ON3 J>ST D3CID3S TO DOXX M3 FOR NO R3ASONS!!!!!!!!

[alternia-for-real-justice]

H3y I f33l lik3 b3ing r3ckl3ss with my mon3y anyon3 got a good casino i can go to or som3thing?

[twinadespota]

@asomatousarchivist replied to your post “today ha3 been off. ha3 anyone el3e felt off?”:

dont worry 4bout it

​hey...... hey....... what3 that four about nepeta. what3 goiiing on huh?

[uhhh-ummm-whatbackup]

hi?

So for a bit i thought this account was gone. Certain devices that i try to log into this account from are still saying it no longer exists? So like this account is a loop hole/cryptid/glitch maybe? so i guess i have two accounts now. My 3rd is uhh-umm-what3 (also labeled: whatsupumm3)

[ultimatelyunassuming]

sovereignSlayer [SS] began trolling wonderfulVariation [WV]

SS: W3ll w3ll w3ll

SS: Look who n33ds h3lp l3a<ing th3ir hi<3

SS: I k33p t3lling yo> that yo> n33d to acc3pt o>r ad<ic3

SS: B>t no yo> d>mb h>mans n33d to "Learn how to problem solve on our own, or else we'll be overtly dependent on you and unable to solve our own problems when we can't contact you for assistance."

SS: That was from WQ by th3 way

SS: I copy past3d it from o>r last chat

WV: Who are you

WV: What the fuck is going on

WV: Why are you talking to me

WV: HOW are you talking to me, everyone from earth should be dead

WV: Whats a hive??? IS there a hive underneath my house???

SS: Oh y3ah I forgot yo> don't know m3 at this point

SS: H3llo "nic3 to m33t yo>" or what3<3r im slick and w3'r3 "fri3nds"

SS: What th3 f>ck was th3 thing yo> call3d >s? F>cking "blood b>ddi3s" or som3 shit?

SS: Do3snt matt3r w3'r3 fri3nds tr>st m3

WV: Why are you typing like that

WV: It looks dumb. Stop that

WV: Makes it harder to read your texts

SS: Wow

SS: What a comp3lling arg>m3nt!

SS: How abo>t this: no

SS: Yo> l3arn to d3al with it

WV: Thats idiodic

SS: What a wordsmith yo> ar3

SS: Damn yo> w3r3 right yo> r3ally w3r3 a dick now

WV: ?

SS: Dont worry abo>t it

SS: So yo>r3 st>ck in yo>r hi>3 b3ca>s3 AR trapp3d yo> in yo>r ho>s3 accid3ntally by blocking yo> in with yo>r cru>trud3r

SS: Yo> ob<io>sly n33d h3lp l3a<ing and I ha<3 j>st th3 thing to h3lp yo>

WV: How do you know that Im stuck in my house

SS: I can s33 yo> right now

WV: Are you fucking stalking me???

SS: What? No

SS: Stop looking aro>nd yo> look lik3 a cl>ckb3ast who j>st lost its h3ad

SS: Im not th3r3 Im watching yo> thro>gh a comp>t3r scr33n right now

WV: Oh, so you hid cameras all around my house

WV: Fucking creep

SS: I didnt!

SS: DOnt block m3 i can h3lp yo> 3scap3 yo>r plac3

WV: Give me one good reason not to

SS: ill gi<3 yo> thr33

SS: 1: it wont 3<3n work

WV: 3<3n?

SS: Ughhhhhhh

SS: Even

SS: Yo> n3<3r g3t >s3d to my q>irk yo> sho>ld work on that

WV: n3<3r?

SS: UUUUGHHHHH

SS: NEVER

SS: W3'R3 G3TTING OFF TOPIC

SS: 2: If yo> dont tak3 my off3r yo>r3 gonna b3 for3<3r st>ck

SS: And 3: its not lik3 yo> ha<3 anything to los3

SS: By th3 way im gi<ing this info for fr33

SS: B3ca>s3 I lik3 yo>

WV: Fine

WV: I'll take it

WV: Tell me your advice

SS: And ask yo>r fri3nds abo>t m3 im tr>stwo oh that was q>ick

WV: Like you said, I have nothing to lose

SS: Shit

SS: Ok

SS: Gi<3 m3 a s3cond to typ3 3<3rything out

WV: 3<3rything?

SS: Everything

SS: Again yo> n33d to work on compr3h3nsion, my q>irk r3ally isnt that hard to s>s o>t

SS: Yo> sho>ld s33 CD's q>irk, his mak3s min3 look lik3 a p>zzl3 for n3wly hatch3d gr>bs

SS: B>t thats off topic

SS: So what yo> want to do is go to a window not on3 on th3 gro>nd l3<3l yo> wanna go on on3 of th3 top floor th3n yo> climb o>t of th3 hi<3 onto th3 roof

SS: B3for3 yo> l3a<3 yo> n33d to alch3miz3 this it3m: WOOOOOSH

SS: 3q>ip it wh3n yo>r3 on th3 roof and j>mp off and th3n yo> sho>ld b3 fr33

WV: You want me to make a hover board that costs me all the grist I've collected so far

SS: y3ah d>h

SS: Its th3 only way yo> can l3a<3 witho>t imm3diat3ly dying

SS: And its not lik3 yo> cant j>st grind for mor3

WV: Fine

WV: If this doesn't work I swear to god

SS: No it will tr>st m3

SS: B3li3<3 yo>r blood b>ddy

WV: B3li3<3?

WV: You know what, I don't care

WV: Thanks for the code weirdo

wondefulVariation [WV] ceased pestering sovereignSlayer [SS]

[jaymiemetzfineart]

"huh what3" Photographic Print for Sale by JaymieMetz

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Lit3rally its b3ca>s3 thats th3 only probl3ms th3y ha<3. Its nic3 to be high on th3 food chain, why wo>ld th3y worry abo>t anything if th3y g2t what3<3r th3y want wh3n3<3r th3y want?

highblood problems are one of 3 things - a minor inconvenience (that one purple with the red moirail) - an objectively hilarious situation (fake gold anons?) - murder (almost everything else) there is zero in between

SERIOUSLY I THINK THESE ^RE THE ONLY RE^L PROBLEMS THESE PEOPLE H^VE

[carmeloffie]

shoutout to the time when i thought saying center like cenner was so fun that i typed it out like that trying to search for something….

[anonymouslove]

Man b3ing "lo<3 anon" on th3 blog is so f>n, I loooooooooo<3 >sing that blog apart of my nightly tradition. Wak3 >p, s3nd a ask abo>t what3<3r insan3 shit go3s on th3r3, r3ad and <ot3, start my night. Mayb3 I sho>ld start my own blog........... Mayb3 it's abo>t flarp?

[beforus-for-real-justice]

I lo<3 b3ing abl3 to do what3<3r I want for3<3r, I'm gonna go 3at wiggl3rs lik3 mod jak3 from alt3rnia for r3al j>stic3.

>mod jade

>look closer

>teal

All th3 t3als w3r3 tak3n alr3ady and I want3d to b3 sp3cial :( ):

[quadrant-horror-stories]

<3< W0uld l0ve a h0rr0r zt0ry fr0m the h0rr0r enthuz1azt herzelf.

Y3ah s>r3, I'll t3ll yo> all a story. This on3's a r3c3nt on3 to! So, as w3 all know I lost my trollian acco>nt a f3w p3rigr33s ago, right? Lost contact with a lot of my fri3nds, h3art8r3aking 8>t yo> know how it is. So I grad>at3d and got my DR3AM jo8 (I n33d to post a8o>t that mor3 h3r3, I looooooo<3 my jo8 so so so m>ch :D!!!!!). And w3ll, I wasn't dating anyon3 from th3r3 p3r s3, 8>t I was c3rtainly int3r3st3d in som3on3 r3dways (w3'll call th3m >rtica). So its 833n a littl3 8it and no8ody tri3d to r3ach o>t to m3 <ia gr>m8lr 3sp3cially not >rtica which kinda h>rt3d a 8it 8>t what3<3r I got shit to do, a n3w jo8 to jo8 at. And so, aft3r som3 adj>sting, I d3cid3d to r3mak3 a n3w trollian and join my old m3mos to talk to my fri3nds 8>t g>3ss what? P3opl3 fr3ak3d o>t! Th3y w3r3 panicking and shit and lik3 I was j>st th3r3! 3xisting! And th3n things calm3d down, things w3r3 s3ttling 8ack to normal, and th3n wow! I r3aliz3d th3y r3plac3d m3 with som3on3 3ls3! Th3y got a n3w p3rson that 3<3ryon3 thinks is 83tt3r than m3, and nic3r than m3, and mor3 d3s3r<ing of th3ir fri3ndship than m3, lik3???????? 8>t its fin3. I'm an ad>lt. I'm post 8an. I can act mat>r3. And th3n g>3ss what? >rtica com3s onlin3, I was talking to th3m, and th3n th3y got a mat3sprit! Whil3 I was f>cking on my 8r3ak! And th3y w3r3 dating th3 p3rson th3y r3plac3d m3 with no f>cking l3ss! And so h3r3 I am talking with som3on3 I was romantically int3r3st3d in, and th3y j>st f>cking dat3d "th3 83tt3r m3". And this is why I swor3 off onlin3 dating, tho>gh. I'm o<3r it now. I 8ar3ly talk in that m3mo anyway. Who am I to g3t in th3 way of th3ir p3rf3ct fri3ndgro>p with th3ir p3rf3ct n3w <3rsion of m3?

[alternia-for-real-justice]

Aww wait m3 b3ing on h3r3 m3ans I gotta do a intro post right? Lam3. Cant yo> g>ys j>st lik3 a>tomatically know who I am? What3>3r.

Mod Jak3.

He/him

Midblood

Do I n33d to add oth3r b>llshit h3r3 or is this 3no>gh? I'm not looking to doxx mys3lf or som3thing ov3r a gr>mblr acco>nt.

[twinadespota]

iiit3 liiike my iiimagiiinary friiiend ha3 iiimagiiinary friiiend3 are you gettiiing what iii'm puttiiing down? dear god iii'm an oc guy but my oc3 are liiiterally uncontrollable and ba3ed off of real alterniiian hiii3tory!? what3 the optiiion here? kiiilliiing my3elf?