#Where are the Pockets
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The idea that bodymod of all kinds from piercings and tattoos to gender-affirming care and amputations "goes against God's design" is such a fragile fucking take imo.
Like. Fuck, Brendine, you don't cut the moldy bit off a block of cheese? You don't spit out the bones when you eat fish? Do you never bake bread or cook food or chop off your hair? You just crawl around in a fig leaf bikini eating pine cones off the ground and shit in a hole?
Eve ate the apple already hon we ain't gonna undo that shit dressing like we're Children of the Corn
#Unless you DO follow that all-amish ass life#I respect you putting your money where your mouth is#But if you own a purse dog don't talk to me about defying God#Your pocket corgi is a hapsburg get off my dick about hair dye
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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Rereading Dickens Christmas Carol for the first time in a long time. And the more I reread, the more it strikes me how seamlessly a queer reading could slip within these pages. Not an especially twee reading, wherein all Scrooge's troubles start and end with grief over Jacob Marley's death. For we know that Scrooge was a "Tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!" And we know that he and Marley were "two kindred spirits"
And perhaps that very fact makes the similarities to queer life, unintended as they most likely were by Mr. Dickens, achingly poignant to me. Scrooge is, we're told, "secret and self-contained and solitary as an oyster." How much that resonates, for so many of us who shield our innermost selves but from a select group of friends. And we know that Scrooge and Marley were, at the very least, certainly that for one another. Scrooge is Marley's sole mourner; his sole executor and beneficiary; and even Dickens notes, "friend." How reminiscent is that of queer couples across history, estranged from their families?
Scrooge lives in a set of chambers that once belonged to Marley—clearly Dickens wanted us to believe Scrooge gave up his own dwellings after Marley's death to economize. But with only a flicker of change, those chambers become _their chambers, rented by Marley as the senior member of the couple. The place is so desolate Dickens notes "one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again." The perfect abode for two queer misers who wanted no one prying into their business.
Marley's name is still above the door of Scrooge's counting-house: a mark by which, no doubt, Dickens meant to convey Scrooge such a penny-pincher he couldn't bother to have it changed. But a thing can be both! mark of frugality to ludicrous excess and! mark of mourning. "sometimes," Dickens opines, "People new to the
business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him."
This is why "death of the author" matters so much, in expanding our interpretations of texts. It is vastly far from the lens Dickens would have intended. But, the idea of a ghost of queerness, so taboo in the society it could barely be glanced at sidewise in this tale that is all about the inexplicable and yet that lingers over everything becomes an astonishing lens through which to read this book. Thinking of Scrooge as a queer man, his "melancholy dinner at his usual melancholy tavern" becomes a eerie prefiguring of the hollowness of days spent by Isherwood's A Single Man. In this universe, little wonder Scrooge doubly hates mention of time with family, marriage, etc. when the precise nature of his grief is both unacknowledged and unacknowledgable.
And readings like this are vital, because the uncomfortable truth is, discrimination doesn't "discriminate between sinners and saints", to borrow a Miranda phrase. It is easy, in my liberal circles, to fight for queer people who hold "the good sorts of politics". But what about men like Michael Hess, culpable for supporting Reagan even as his contemptuous homophobia let the aids epidemic run rampant? How much harder is it to remember Michael had a partner? That he deserves empathy and compassion for being practically tarred and feathered out of the party upon his own aids diagnosis?
Expanding our imaginative universes to include queerness, not as redemptive panacea, but merely as one aspect of identity, personality, often in vicious conflict with others. Even! as we consider those stories equally worthy of being told feels vital if we're ever to truly express the complexity of what queer humanity looks like.
#forgive my less than articulate maundering#am currently listening to a truly splendid full-cast adaptation of said#Christmas Carol#and wanted to jot these things down before I forgot them in the flow of the work.#Scrooge as both! cruel bastard bitching about half a crown he'll pay Bob even though he won't be in the office on Christmas#fuming about his pockets being picked as he scathingly condemns the poor for not throwing themselves#into the oh! so! generous work-houses. And _also! deeply bereaved husband just makes him so! much more _alive and fascinating to me#if anyone knows of good Marley/Scrooge longfic where not an inch! of their dastardliness is sanded off I'd _kill for it#Jacob Marley#Ebenezer Scrooge#Ebenezer Scrooge/Jacob Marley#queer stuff#history#book babbling#lit geekery
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last night i got to sleep by imagining everyone taking care of a very tiny critter loop by letting them sleep in little hideaway places on their persons
it was highly effective!!! i would recommend!!!
#isat spoilers#< sort of not rly just implied hypothetical postgame but not A6SE#tiny little pocket guide. wake them up gently to receive directions on where u should go next#almost everyone i showed these images to joked about eating them. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#isat critters#in stars and time spoilers#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#isat mirabelle#isat siffrin#isat odile#my art
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end an argument for me
and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong
#dolls#barbie#bratz#monster high#i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids#autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high#but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks#yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was
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"Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?" "...Yes."
#the second bribe one.... where was he keeping that.... he's in his underwear...#(....does he store stuff in his fez or.... anyway.)#stan pines#stanley pines#stan being a magician vs ford being a sci fi mage#should make a ford equivalent cos mr 'good thing i'm wearing my belt with infinite string' and#'yes i carried a super dangerous infinity die everywhere in my jacket'#speaking of his expression in the last pic always makes me lose it#i sure hope i didn't forget anything#the ndas are more specific to the ep but god its funny if he just has a bunch on person for random situations#a point and click game with the bros would be great cos you'll open their inventory and#be baffled by all the junk crammed in their pockets#the third thing in that deleted scene of stan being searched is his wallet btw#the implication that he only uses walkie talkies and had to give other ones to the rest of the mystery shack fam
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#drawtectives#drawtectives s3#rose drawtectives#porcino drawtectives#he's just a little guy#where else is he to go but in her pocket
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i'll be waiting.
#(don't go where i can't follow.)#ffvii#cloud strife#zack fair#zakkura#my art <3#mind link au#i am once again asking. is it really an au if it's oozing out of every crack in canon's walls#i just really like to draw them physically and mentally tangled worse than wired earbuds in a jeans pocket. suits them i think#eye strain#? just in case
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Uncut panels for a man's waistcoat, England, c. 1855
#HI THIS IS SO COOL#i love seeing how it's done like this#the way the embroidery is on the other side where the lapel will fold over.......#and the separate little borders for the pockets#thoughts#clothes
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I am just seeing these for the first time just now
#how is this allowed#also where the fuck is Mclaren#they are keeping this from us#like bro do they know the car is launching in two weeks#oscar piastri#formula 1#we are left to scramble for bits and pieces from stalker fans#instead of a proper show#someone straighten his seatbelt#someone push his hair back and give him a lil kiss on his forehead#someone tuck him into the giant pocket of my lululemon cropped scuba so he can have a lil nap#oscar you continue to charm me
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The serpent
after way too many deaths ive finally beat pressure! :D
#and this is basically a drawing i made to celebrate that x)#((the style is obviously inspired by the official artwork made by cyborg..))#lets be honest it was only a matter of time until i dragged my friends to try this game with me#everyone say bon appetit to sebastian hes probably feasting on some poor schmucks corpse#doodlesoup#roblox#roblox pressure#pressure#pressure fanart#pressure roblox fanart#sebastian solace#btw i took away his pockets because i dont like them. where the fuck did you get a coat with so many goddamn pockets u weirdo??#cw blood
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(ofc)
#con doodles#GIRL who are you KIDDING#return of the souyuri designs!#this has a companion where they’re holding hands in yosuke’s hoodie pocket#i do have to draw canon souyo at some point ! these designs are just like. my go to doodle subjects now lol#souyo#souyuri#genderbend#trying out a new style w this one too!! for funsies#p4#persona 4#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami
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in my fix-it everybody lived alternate universe kakashi is that girl on r/aitah whos training her boyfriend like a shelter dog
#treats for all his boyfriends in the right pocket treats for all his dogs on the left. sometimes he gets them mixed up . quote me#obitos design was rly fun to think about & sketch i imagine him only halfway returning from his fusion / evolution w the 10tails...#also unfortunately in the process of drawing this i realized asuma is fun .. to draw. im sorry women.#my art#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#obikaka#obkk#lee post#asuma sarutobi#too i guess hes in this. kind of just bc every other one of kakashis peers are also being hand-fed treats & asuma would be the only#one to notice [negative] & not immediately be like great idea. no moral issues. so where is My peanunt m&m#yayyyyy comics yay blocking & practicing narrative illustrationnn yayy
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Based on this I found at Aldi
This is a really old joke, but now that I saw that they have disco next to speed as well now... I just thought I had to draw this.
#disco elyisum#my art#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#I'm sure everyone knows this joke#at least everyone who lives in a country where aldi sells these?#I never know what's sold in other countries and what isn't#sooo... if you want let me know if you know / don't know these#this post was not sponsored by aldi#yes in my mind Harry keeps everything in those vast pockets of his blazer#“disco-ass blazer” more like ... more like... uh...#“void-ass blazer”#... no that's not it#(Also... are the smarties like 12 grams heavy? That's like 2 grams more by piece!)#thank you if you read that far lol
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A new, blessed shade of romance and happiness [💗]
#rafayel#love and deepspace#lads rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#rafayel x mc#lnds#mydrawings#so uhh both of his bday cards made me sad is that just me#like bro is mourning the loss of lemuria....where is the happy#are we supposed to just ignore that#LISTEN the pose refs i've been finding keep having guys' hands in their pockets !! i can draw hands i promiseeee#i feel like men's go-to poses are hand in pocket idk#i've been drawing this for daaays bcoz i kept getting sleepy#i meant to finish this by saturday but here we are#i wish i wasn't so slow at drawing -_-#i rly want his floral promise card ;_;
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#vampire hunter d#vhd#art#D the horseman of death (〃‿〃♡)#Hello Hello I hope you're all doing well 🥹🥹#Sorry that I only draw D haha I can't help it (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )♡#I started Tyrant Stars recently and I finished gold fiend about a week ago?#Honestly I miss the stories where D would stay in one town in the entire story and be a little detective#since pale fallen angel it's been a lot of traveling ....🥲#and it will never not be funny to me that D has pockets full of dirt 😭 D take a shower man.... or wash your clothes please💀#2 versions because as much as I like white hair D he looks like alucard here because of the gold accents ( •_•)#I've never actually watched or played any of his games idk it does interest me? but not enough to sit down and watch it yet#I wanted to experiment with a black out style ( I tried incorporating red but I got too annoyed.#I intend to render it at some point!#so it might end up looking completely different#well...If I get myself to complete this and I like how it looks in the end I think I might make a little bookmark out of it for myself (〃‿〃#I think it would be neat...#....you see me drawing poppies a lot forgive me 💀They're just my favorite flowers💀 The symbolism works out for this drawing....
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