#Xiuxiu laughs until she *weeps*
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I was reminded by fellow Fandom Old @uschickens of the terrible dearth of people-turning-into-couches fic these days. And now I desperately want all the people-turning-into-furniture fic.
In particular, I want ombré couch!Kinn. I want Porsche and Tankhun’s reactions to Kinn-as-couch. I want to know what kind of sofa he is. I want the bodyguards confronted with keeping couch!Kinn safe (harder than it looks). I want shenanigans as everyone tries to keep the minor family or Korn from finding out (a fool’s errand). The attempts to transform Kinn back. Just. Please. Someone. I need it. 🙏🏻
#kinnporsche#look the crack vibes were strong in nysnc fandom#and like don’t get me wrong#I love a good animal transformation#hell I wrote one#but no one turns into a couch these days#and I think that’s sad#dmbj friends#I offer you#couch!Hei Xiazi#the most disgusting piece of furniture you’ve ever experienced in your life#somehow appearing in Xiao Hua’s perfectly decorated living room#Xiuxiu laughs until she *weeps*
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