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talldecafcappuccino · 8 months

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In the spirit of fun resolutions, I bought a sketchbook and made a goal of one Hannah and/or Rebecca drawing a day. Happy January is over to all!

#I missed like one day #turns out resolutions are fun when they include your hyperfixations and sitting on the couch #shoutout to fan artists who have their own style and can crank things out like it’s nothing 😮‍💨#hannah waddingham #rebecca welton #ted lasso #mine

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thelionheartedo3 · 8 months

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thinking about how absolutely funny it would be if the agency made ub go to a group therapy session

#everyone is squished onto one couch despite there being multiple seats. everyone is silent. no one will make eye contact.#the therapist keeps trying to talk to them and N just keeps turning it back on them like 'how is YOUR day going? :)'#ely voice: I can't believe we got an F in therapy I didn't know that was possible

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kirby-the-gorb · 2 years

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #didn't have energy to find the comic this is a reference to. it is hard to pose an orb sometimes.#it's the one of the guy laying on the couch #anyway I am sicker than usual again today but turns out that house is still available and the owners just got back to us #so. that's a good thing.#(I'm sick cuz I took a bath and my body just flat out cannot handle bathing in any form these days.)#(but since we're going home I'll have a doctor again this summer)#(which will help)#edit: someone on twitter asked if that was his butt #that's his arm resting on his stomach #like that dude on the couch #altho I do totally see what they mean

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madegeeky · 3 months

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30 June: I get sick. Hacking cough, snotty nose, nausea, the works.

2 July: Mr. Geeky and Mars get sick. Both experience minor coughing. Mr. Geeky has some nausea.

5 July: Mr. Geeky and Mars are no longer sick.

7 July: I am still sick. No nausea but much snot and coughing and sinus pressure.

8 July: Mr. Geeky tells me that if I hadn't been sick first, his symptoms were so mild he wouldn't even have noticed that he was sick.

9 July: I murder my husband. It is difficult, what with all the snot and coughing, but it had to be done.

10 July: I am still sick.

#geeky talks #my fucking immune system is constantly on vacation i swear #there's just one night guard on duty #and he's had a rough few days #his pregnant wife is in her third trimester and is having a hard time sleeping #so he's constantly wakened by her tossing and turning #and he's got a bad back so he can't sleep in the couch #and all the other night guards have called in sick #but he knows those assholes are just playing hooky #so he's basically living on coffee and energy trying to keep the whole place just running #he doesn't have time to do more than the basics the poor guy #anyway his name is philbert and we love and appreciate philbert in this house #the only part of my immune system that is even trying (you're doing great sweetie)#at this point you may be asking #geeky are you okay you just made up a story about a night guard for your immune system #and listen philbert and i do not need your judgment okay we're doing our best

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kingkatsuki · 2 years

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Just thinking about those soft, mundane moments with Bakugou.

#you know the ones that would probably make the most boring fics? but somehow they’re so comforting #like you forget your phone in your rush to work and he drops it in to you before he starts his shift #or you forget your headphones and he brings them to you on your lunchbreak so you don’t have to sit on the train home in silence #or him turning the heating on before he leaves for his night shift so you come home to a warm house #a warm mug of tea waiting at home for you after a night out #you mention you need more space for your makeup so he goes out and buys you shelves/a cabinet #soft cuddles after a bad day while he reads a book #legs intertwined on the couch while you watch tv/play games #sitting in silence while you play the same two player switch game together #bringing you your handbag/shoes when you’re trying to get ready for an important event/gala #silly mirror selfies when you’re trying to do chores #grocery shopping together when he’s stopped by little kids every two seconds #grabbing coffee before a date in the park where he just knows your order without asking or speaking a word #<<< ORDERING FOR YOU #fixing your necklace/bracelet when it breaks #or replacing your favourite shirt when it’s broken beyond repair #just little domestic couple things🥺

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miodiodavinci · 8 months

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good news: we have water again ! ! ! a pipe had burst somewhere up the street so the city came out and fixed it today (we still need to run the tap to get rid of the air and muddy water but. it's something.)

bad news: i had to go to my partner's to do laundry and shower so i missed out on work time today (bad) (anxiety inducing) (i don't need this right now)

worst news: i have a killer headache and my throat is suspiciously stiff 👁 👁

#please please please for the love of god ; ; ;#i am begging and pleading do Not let this be a repeat of last semester ; ; ; ;#this is exactly how i felt last time i got sick with covid and i Cannot afford another late start ; ; ; ;#i am. suddenly stuck by The Unwelcome Guest last week cryptically asking me when you're supposed to test for covid #and then saying 'hmm. okay. good to know.' and then refusing to elaborate #i swear. to god if she got me sick i'm #i. can't even say. i'm suddenly struck by such helpless grief thinking about how little i can do to keep her from being in my life ; ; ; ;#we literally Evicted her she all but threatened my older sibling into letting her visit weekly to take care of her potted plants #and then in october last year she was like 'my roommate has covid and i don't have money for a hotel i have nowhere to go :'('#so the agreement was she could stay for One Week #and basically she has been. on and off our couch since then.#like. only going back to her apartment for 1 to 3 days at a time before spending another two weeks in our house.#with new excuses every time.#and literally Every Time I Say No And Put My Foot Down older sibling begs on her behalf because she's busy hounding and guilt-tripping them #so like. what can i even do if it turns out she infected me with covid because she didn't care to disclose that she was feeling sick #(and decided to come over anyway)#i'm just. overwhelmed ; ; ;#i feel like crying ; ; ;#i'm already busy pre-mourning the loss of my mental health and down time with my internship starting back next week #i don't need to worry about whether or not i'm going to be bed ridden for 2 weeks #and suffer Even More lasting lung and brain and blood and fatigue issues on top of that ; ; ; ;#a a a a a i just. feel like crying a lot ; ; ; ;#i'm already behind ; ; ;#i should ; ; ; try to work more tonight before the inevitability of it all hits me tomorrow ; ; ; ; ;

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schizononagesimus · 23 days

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so clearly i arrived fine and the start to my "trip" is going great! now it's 2am and im feeling the gravity of my situation 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

#i have a couch to crash on in nyc but i need money to get BACK THERE #i have 45 days to get a job. because a certain relative i have will magically produce the money for me to move back if i have a job offer #even though i still wont be able to afford an apartment or anything yet #fuck i am realizing how really fucking fucked i am #the same relative that put me in this position is the one who's helping me on terms he has not specified :) haha im not scared at all #like okay with my gfm that proved to me that i dont need him right but i cant do two gfms like oh wow teddy needs help again cant get a job #yet huh loser. and i just cant bring myself to Actually Borrow money from people even though we both know ill pay it back #the childhood trauma of having grown up homeless is hitting HARD rn #doesnt help that my meds are Very Messed Up at the minute #my heart problems and crazy pills arent getting along well #so i need uhhh to take care of that! fuck id like. to. well the work relies upon your continuance. unfortunately #dont particularly feel like it does at the moment [frantically thumbs thru my mental book of things to say when i wanna die] eh kinda wanna #see how the story ends though the chapter started kinda weird but maybe it gets better. maybe it's a turning point or smthn #lessons of the hand and the mouth

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bakawitch · 11 months

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Words can not describe how much I hate it when people randomly set off fireworks in my neighbourhood without any reason. There are two dogs in my house, and every time, even a single one is set off, I have to spend an hour per dog to calm them down. Do people think that dog owners don't have enough to worry about during the firework show driven holidays?

#salty rambles #because this woke me up at 3am #some jerk shot some fireworks and I had to turn the couch into an anxiety dog pile #i literally heard dogs howl and go wild in the neighbourhood #could they at least try to do it before midnight?#im pretty sure no one was pleased with this #i did not get to go back to sleep so i hope i can power through the day with basically no sleep lol #baka rants

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cavity-collector · 1 month

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i genuinely need to be put down like a dog i cant do this anymore man holy shit

#yall dont know the meaning of terminally online til u meet me #i hate myself so much its not even funny i am the most miserable worthless scum #my sleep schedule is 7am to 3pm all i do all day is rot on the couch and sometimes draw if i have a drop of motivation #depression is completely kicking my ass and im not even fighting back i give up what the fuck man #theres not even a point for me to keep trying i just want to stop feeling such deep despair 24/7 please #i dont want to die i just want the pain to stop so i can peacefullylive out the rest of this year before i turn 18 and its all over for good #but i cant even have that! im just gonna suffer the whole time thanks great #i wish i could just get better and fix all of this but i cant its not working we dont have the money to #actually get me the help i need to make it work. i just have to figure it out or die #i just wanna go back to ***** ** *** i just want to stop being lonely and useless #i dont know why im posting this shit to tumblr. its so stupid i should just be journaling or something #probably because im worthless selfish scum. idfk.#the last 6 months have been a complete blur. just rotting on the couch or in bed occasionally seeing friends once every other month or so #ive already wasted half of being 17 abd im probably gonna waste the rest too. ill do nothing of worth before i die.#even my art is ugly and horrible and not worth leaving behind. people tell me to work to improve it but i dont have the time left #ill never create any of the things i wanted to create ill never be a good artist im just going to die exactly like this #an absolutely terrible person.#the only people i can talk about the things that make me a terrible person with are people who are terrible in even worse ways #no one can comfort me except them because theyre the only people who know what ive done and actually do see it as less than absolute evil #because they know absolute evil because it is them. but i actually don’t believe that i think theyre bad but could be good #idk what im saying anymore #someone shoot me #please im not kidding #just make it stop #tw vent #tw sui #delete later

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eyestrain-addict · 2 years

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I wish we had gotten to see more domestic moments between Louis and Lestat. Ik they aren't 'important' to the overall story but it's just like... pls.

What's worse is when we get Claudia's POV in ep 4 we actually see the outskirts of some domestic moments between them -when louis tells her no running in the house he and lestat are sitting on the couch together calmly talking, on her 17th birthday we see them singing happy birthday and then dancing together in the courtyard- so we KNOW these moments are happening, we just don't get to see them because Louis is to preoccupied with the pain. Which, fair, but still I wanna see them doing stuff together without the curtain of pain

#thinking about how louis and or lestat love seeing movies together #was there ever a moment where louis laid on lestats chest on the couch while he read a book? no noise but the sound a pages turning and #the crackle of the fireplace? Lestat playing with Louis' hair while staring at him lovingly??#could louis ever convince lestat to have a nice christmas together?#did they ever play some jazz on the gramophone and slow dance together? but the slow dancing thats essentially just hugging while swaying?#god i can think of so many moments that could have happened but never know if they did #iwtv #interview with the vampire #loustat #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #we hear all the bad times i wanna hear the good times #louis finds a french book thats above his language level and lestat helps him read it #louis sings to himself one day when he thinks hes alone and lestat overhears and tries to get him to sing more but louis is embarrassed #lestat trying to teach louis to play chess but louis keeps messing with him calling the knights horses #and at first hes mad but then he sees the mischievous look on louis' face and just melts #i jist.... i love them so much.....#louis trying to nonverbally tell lestat he loves him....

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elfsyellowflowerzart · 2 months

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very busy babysitting a duo of kittens (only two months old) the last few days but i shall be drawing when i return home (this includes requests)

and also if anyone wants to see the babies send an ask and i can post them in response hehe i have taken SO many photos

#yew branch #also i just missed a step on the stairs going down and ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow #i am now trapped on the couch until my back stops exploding at least a bit #upside tho is that the kittens are playing together on the couch #sometimes right on my lap!! theyre so so so so cute #i adore them #BUT YEAH i shall be drawing when i return home provided my back allows me to sit upright by that time #bc it sure isnt rn GDJSGJS #im sad ill have to go home tho.. these kittens are some of the cutest beasts alive #life is worth living because every day kittens are playing and having fun #i miiiiiiight be able to indirectly take one #one of my best friends might possibly be able/willing to take one and keep her with her own cat for me #until i move out of my parents house mid next year #so i might get to have... kitten that ive watched grow up from newborns...#the story behind these kittens is that one of my other best friends took in a stray and she turned out to be pregnant #and had these two!!#im also watching the three adult cats in this house but theyre not nearly as much of a handful #as can be imagined this friend is very tired of having 5 cats in the house regardless of how small two of them are GDJSVSN #which is very very understandable #i dont think i would want five cats unless i had a fairly large house. if i had a large house and plenty of free time most of each day #to give them play time and tons of affection #as well as the physical ability to keep up with them all #then id gladly have five cats #who knows maybe someday ill have a nice big house and plenty of spare time and my ddd will be under control #but that doesnt seem likely #aside from ddd being managed! because i have a pain relieving steroid injection tomorrow and then ill be starting physical therapy!!#im excited and i have a lot of hope for at least the physical therapy to help #PLUS THEY HAVE A POOL FOR PHYSICAL THERAPY!!!!!!! AND I LOVE SWIMMING ESPECIALLY AS A GENTLE WORKOUT #and low impact things are very important for my body specifically i cant do high impact exercise or itll hurt me #plus i just love being in water i swear i was meant to be an aquatic elf from dnd

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kakusu-shipping · 2 months

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I wasn't even keeping up with the MHA manga but I did read the last three chapters without context and I've already decided how to fix the ending for my Self Insert