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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 11 months

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I’ve never dressed up for Halloween before in my life. Tomorrow there’s a parade at the school I work for. It’s dinosaur time. 🦖 rawr

I’m also going to wear a handmade superhero costume for the time before the parade; because I can — fuck you Jehovah — that’s why. Since age fifteen, I’ve devoted all my time and energy to coming up with subtle costumes for the purpose of scaring away householders from this cult; so I’m allowed to dress up as something silly that doesn’t deal me 10,000x psychic damage when I look in the mirror, goddammit.

I am going to walk with the children and it will be FUN. I will distribute CANDY and eat PIZZA and watch GOD-DISHONORING MOVIES and worship SATAN in my CHUNKY DINO COSTUME.

#Yes one of those obnoxiously large inflatable dinosaur costumes #exjw #ex jehovah's witness #I’m also very PIMO so if I die I die #I should dress up as a witness for Halloween and go trick-or-treating… using an old service bag as a candy basket #for funsies #But that’s for later #I can’t trick-or-treat this year :(#[sad apostate noises]#Halloween was always my favorite holiday even as a PIMI #I used to fantasize about dressing up as a giant tribble in late elementary school #I’d look out the window longingly at all the trick-or-treaters when my mom was closing the blinds and shutting off our light #Witch hats always fascinated me #I’ve always loved the macabre

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