#Your eager inlaws with adhd
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Nipping cold stung her cheeks, begging her to rouse from her sleep, it had been getting progressively colder rapidly bleeding inti the researcher's dreams.
But it's not until a wayward snowflake lands and melts against her temple does Robin jolts free from her tainious slumber.
Momentary confusion quickly escalated to panic when her drowsy eyes made out the outline of the dark late November forest slowly shifting passed, above the sky was abnormally light, rippling with reds, yellows and organges.
A breathtakingly beautiful but vary unnatural display.
She was outsite in the woods.
What.
What the hell.
Its only then Robin realizes she's being carried, warm claws gripped her back and legs, steady ferrying her through the pine and birch.
"Al-an..?"
"You are awake, how unfortunate I hoped to return you to your bed before you roused, my appologies if I've awoken you…"
"Where the hell are we?! I was sleeping in my bed how'd we get out here?!"
"We are in the woods Robin…you left your window open before retiring, unfortunately the network was feeling rambunctious tonight and eagerly took advantage of this mistake and attempted to summon your audience, whether your were lucid or otherwise." Al-an hissed softly, yellow rippling down her architect's throax.
"Your sibling is very upset as she witnessed them loose hold on you…"
"T-they dropped me?!"
"Yes, they became distracted by a moose, and collided with what I believe your species would refer to as a powerline, i managed to catch you but they managed to make quite a ruckus fleeing…"
Me still thinking about that domestic cyptid comedy horror Au where Ryley is a park ranger living out his days patroling the woods where an odd old lady , quirky researcher and her sibling and her girlfriend reside .
And every now and then he has to Head out and investigate reports and sightings of weird alien wendigos and robot not deers and chase off the local hippie cults (alterra) convinced aliens are trying to commune. And 100% knows Robin sam and Margaret know more then they act like.
And refuse to explain the power outages or odd glowing lights.
But its all told in like a podcast format And Ryley is 100% done with their gasslighting.
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