i'd think it'd take simon two times of him listening to johnny vent about all the shit dates he's had and how he's been abstinent for so long his virginity's gonna grow back for simon to be like "alright," with a casual shrug. "i'll let you fuck my wife."
johnny has a bitty little crush on you so he doesn't even question it. better agree to it before simon comes to his senses.
he tells him to come over for dinner tomorrow at 7 sharp. any later and he'll take that as johnny changing his mind. (delusional. johnny knows simon can see the raging hard on he's had since he brought you up.)
johnny asking why not tonight and simon uses you as an excuse. that he's gotta talk to you. warm you up to the idea. but in reality simon wants to fill you up, leave you full, overly so, of his come so when johnny plugs you up, he can see it leaking out of your cunt and coat johnny's cock. (he's had quite a few drinks tonight but that imagery is what makes his head spin. it's got him gripping the neck of his bottle hard enough to crack.)
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Love does not mean you are not alone. You will always be alone until you die, when you get the world forever. Not because, in dying, you have somehow earned it, but because it would otherwise be unbearable to live knowing life is all you have. But watch out! Love doesn’t have to complete you to be worth an eternity. Carry on. You are a faggot and a pointless animal. It doesn’t matter that you screamed your throat raw last night. your body is made for using up over a lifetime. Ticketmaster.com
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I wish it was acceptable to wear a cute little baby tee at work. what harm is a little midriff
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“她一笑的时候我就知道为什么会有女孩子也喜欢女孩子了”
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Il treno di ....Babbo Natale por Giovanni Ambrosioni
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